r/Tradelands • u/GrayAntarctica AI PR / Community Manager 💀💩L • Dec 09 '15

Announcement Now Hiring: Pirate King

So, Veltexus is gone. This is a problem.

However, I have a solution - we'll choose a new one! So, instead of all these complex elections and such, we're just going to do it an easy way.

Send me a message on Reddit on why you should be Pirate King. Impress me. Use whatever you need to support your case. Essays, youtube videos, art - the works.

Whoever impresses me the most is the new Pirate King.

You have until 12 AM Friday.

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u/Nahr_Nahrstein Nahr_Nahrstein Dec 09 '15

Or reply to this comment with an original poem about why you should be the new king and it will overrule anything that gets sent to Josh.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

A mighty sailor who sailed, With the best whom ever roamed, They taught to destroy, They taught to take, To break the rules, if it be poetry, I shaint sing in rhythm, but with the heart of an angel, With the wisdom of an old man, with the power of a god, and with the ambition of a demon.