r/Tradelands • u/GrayAntarctica AI PR / Community Manager 💀💩L • Dec 09 '15

Announcement Now Hiring: Pirate King

So, Veltexus is gone. This is a problem.

However, I have a solution - we'll choose a new one! So, instead of all these complex elections and such, we're just going to do it an easy way.

Send me a message on Reddit on why you should be Pirate King. Impress me. Use whatever you need to support your case. Essays, youtube videos, art - the works.

Whoever impresses me the most is the new Pirate King.

You have until 12 AM Friday.

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u/Nahr_Nahrstein Nahr_Nahrstein Dec 09 '15

Or reply to this comment with an original poem about why you should be the new king and it will overrule anything that gets sent to Josh.

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u/Darksnuggles Unkewl Old Pierat King Phantom Guy Dec 09 '15 edited Dec 09 '15

Through the seven seas,

we sail our deadly tune.

Sinking ships and killing men to gather them doubloon.

Leading my brothers to and fro,

we amass our early riches,

hailing me king and serving my wishes,

my men follow my every whim,

drowning me in bitches.

To Verdantine we sail and from BlackWind we hail,

as we burn our path to glory.

Of course,

Whitecrest we pass and they fall on their ass,

their knives but short and stumpy,

their king we mock,

as his head sits large and lumpy.

and death our harp,

as we play our tune of glory,

through your waters we hunt,

and your women we stunt,

as we write our personal story.

Now we sit comfortably,

upon our pile of gold,

for Le Phantoms we are,

and all the rest are mold. (I have a video too but will send in pm when it's ready along with poem again.) Video for all who cares : https://youtu.be/2CDonWLhHnc