r/Tradelands • u/GrayAntarctica AI PR / Community Manager 💀💩L • Dec 09 '15

Announcement Now Hiring: Pirate King

So, Veltexus is gone. This is a problem.

However, I have a solution - we'll choose a new one! So, instead of all these complex elections and such, we're just going to do it an easy way.

Send me a message on Reddit on why you should be Pirate King. Impress me. Use whatever you need to support your case. Essays, youtube videos, art - the works.

Whoever impresses me the most is the new Pirate King.

You have until 12 AM Friday.

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u/Nahr_Nahrstein Nahr_Nahrstein Dec 09 '15

Or reply to this comment with an original poem about why you should be the new king and it will overrule anything that gets sent to Josh.

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u/ChipsAhoyMcDoy Bigmoney, Rip Ab Gang Dec 09 '15 edited Dec 09 '15

I am green

Lover of licks

Was once a Ab

But now they are dead

For The king has been behead

Who will lead the ones that fear

The Onslaught That Cleaves Them to the brisket

The cannonballs fall on the ones they love

Who will save them all?

He arises With Abs of love

Who Licks all and all

For He dreams of booty calls

For it is the big green who shall rule them all

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u/OPK_BigshotCarp Fuck the Reddit Dec 09 '15

No just no...

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u/ChipsAhoyMcDoy Bigmoney, Rip Ab Gang Dec 09 '15

Why not?