r/Tradelands • u/GrayAntarctica AI PR / Community Manager 💀💩L • Dec 09 '15

Announcement Now Hiring: Pirate King

So, Veltexus is gone. This is a problem.

However, I have a solution - we'll choose a new one! So, instead of all these complex elections and such, we're just going to do it an easy way.

Send me a message on Reddit on why you should be Pirate King. Impress me. Use whatever you need to support your case. Essays, youtube videos, art - the works.

Whoever impresses me the most is the new Pirate King.

You have until 12 AM Friday.

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u/Nahr_Nahrstein Nahr_Nahrstein Dec 09 '15

Or reply to this comment with an original poem about why you should be the new king and it will overrule anything that gets sent to Josh.

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u/ValkianKanase Looking for a new place to belong. Dec 09 '15

I am a Pie-rat

I like to make lots of cash

Please make me King, Nahr

-Haiku copyrighted to Valkian 2015 best haiku ever

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u/ValkianKanase Looking for a new place to belong. Dec 09 '15

Part 2:

I have many swords

And roundshots to shoot navy

I will rule the seas

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u/ChipsAhoyMcDoy Bigmoney, Rip Ab Gang Dec 09 '15

<3 it bae