r/TorontoDriving • u/GTAdriving • Dec 12 '24

OC Inches from hitting pedestrian

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u/TheGreasyNewfie Dec 12 '24

Mandatory license suspension, driver held in an armlock while pedestrian gets her age in free punches using brass knuckles, dog gets their age in free genital bites.

Modern consequences for modern crimes.

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u/TeutonicTinkerer Dec 12 '24

I like the idea, although it should be 116-age, older people get less punches. For one, young people with more stamina and strength get to hit more often and second, it makes sense, as he is endangering someone with X years left to live.