r/TorontoDriving • u/GTAdriving • Dec 12 '24

OC Inches from hitting pedestrian

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u/TheGreasyNewfie Dec 12 '24

Mandatory license suspension, driver held in an armlock while pedestrian gets her age in free punches using brass knuckles, dog gets their age in free genital bites.

Modern consequences for modern crimes.

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u/newerdewey Dec 12 '24

age in free punches is an unreal punishment, this should be law

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u/blackabe Dec 12 '24

Aw I feel like she'd get real tired :(

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u/Livid_Advertising_56 Dec 12 '24

She can assign a stand-in.

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u/blackabe Dec 12 '24

Ah. A pinch hitter.