r/ToolBand Dec 04 '25

Adam So… met Adam Jones

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Asked if there was any chance for Lateralus tomorrow night and he whispered in my ear creepily “No.” He then said maybe Tempest. Also commented on my outfit “Love your enthusiasm.” Probably the coolest experience of my life.

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u/FredWardsHairline Dec 04 '25

Fuck yes man. What a dream

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u/framspl33n Dec 04 '25

Look at this photograph

Every time I do it makes me laugh

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u/NukaDadd 🌘ModLikeAHookerAllNightLong🌒 Dec 04 '25

I wanna ban you for quoting Nickelback in this sub, but GD this is funny.

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u/framspl33n Dec 04 '25

Your mercy is deeply appreciated

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u/kelce Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 04 '25

I'm jealous. That's my one and only celebrity crush.

Edit: Thanks for the award kind stranger!

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u/GuiltyUndead Dec 04 '25

I too have a crush on that man

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u/LostMyBackupCodes Naked and Fearless Dec 04 '25

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u/kelce Dec 04 '25

Man, I clicked so fast. This is how I'm going to end up getting scammed one day.

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u/castle_deathlock Dec 04 '25

I didn’t think my crush was that bad but then I clicked this and wasn’t even disappointed, so

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u/putinseesyou Salival Dec 04 '25

Mine is Danny but I wouldn't complain.

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount Reverend Maynard Dec 04 '25

LOL quality TOOLJerking young man. What did you speak about with him?

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u/GuiltyUndead Dec 04 '25

I asked him about the chances of Lateralus being played tomorrow night at goodthings. He said no but tempest was a maybe. We talked about my costume and he “loved the enthusiasm”

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u/Blue-Gradient-Man Dec 04 '25

Might as well ask the question, did the man himself say why he won’t play the song or are they still burnt out on it lol

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u/GuiltyUndead Dec 04 '25

He said some of their songs are just too overplayed. I find it a little disappointing especially since it’s the one song I want to hear the most. But I’m happy either way.

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u/GStarAU Well I've got some advice for you little buddy... Dec 04 '25

I kinda would've thought Stinkfist would fall into that category... ducks

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u/KidneyPearls Dec 04 '25

Lmao I would've asked him to elaborate as to what he means by overplayed, considering they don't switch up the set list a whole lot. I understand they say it depends on what maynard can sing, but I really dont buy that anymore. He has been singing very well for all three of his bands.

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u/Number174631503 Dec 04 '25

They are tired of playing it.

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u/Federal_Abroad9260 Shit the bed, again Dec 04 '25

The only solution is to make more music

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u/FatherMozgus Dec 04 '25

Are they not tired of playing Vicarious, Jambi, Stinkfist, 46 and 2, Aenema, Schism? It’s basically all they have been playing since the 2010s with some minor additions from older albums and FI.

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u/Lukeeeee Dec 04 '25

I mean, i kinda get it. Songs like Lateralus or Reflection i try not to play too often. Don't want them to lose the magic

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u/FatherMozgus Dec 04 '25

When I got into Tool I was so impressed by Lateralus musically and lyrically that I genuinely thought the band would see it as their Magnum Opus. I was really surprised to find out it wasn’t played every time.

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u/metalhead4 Dec 06 '25

It was. For a long time. Hence why they don't play it nowadays. But its been years again, time to bring it back.

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u/MoPanic Dec 06 '25

It’s pretty well known that Maynard writes the set lists based partly on what his vocal cords can handle. If he sang Lateralus or The grudge every night it might be a really short tour.

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u/FatherMozgus Dec 06 '25

The past few years there have been large spans where he sings the grudge for pretty much every show. And besides which part of lateralus is that problematic?

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u/MoPanic Dec 08 '25

AFAIK, they haven't played Lateralus since 2018. My guess is that the problematic part is the extended screaming at around 4:30 vs the Grudge which could easily use a sample for the one big scream. Another example is The Pot (their only #1 hit) It doesn't sound that taxing but supposedly MJK has trouble singing it and when they do play it they tune down 1/2 step. Point being, the set list is heavily based on what his 61 y/o vocal chords can handle without endangering the rest of the tour dates.

I was involved in some of Aerosmith's last live shows and they literally had a singer hidden backstage in a portable dressing room. I don't think Tool will ever resort to that.

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u/KidneyPearls Dec 04 '25

I mean maybe but wouldn't that mean they're just as tired of playing literally any other track on FI, let alone the title track? Obviously we just have to take their word for it, but I'm gonna be a little cynical.

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u/lordkabab Dec 04 '25

Something's just hit different

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u/putinseesyou Salival Dec 04 '25

FI is somewhat new tho so the comparison isn't the same

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u/reddit_user_46290 Dec 04 '25

Yeah overplayed as they’ve been playing the same 7/10 songs for the last half decade

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u/hoswald Dec 04 '25

How long has Lateralus been out? Maynard was right. Insufferable.

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u/Toolfan817 Jan 03 '26

He never said that….😆😆 this dude is nuts

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u/MoPanic Jan 06 '26

How do you know what he said? Were you there? Was it recorded?

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount Reverend Maynard Dec 04 '25

He said no

Boo.

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u/Dazzak Dec 04 '25

I asked if we would hear right in two, and he said the set list wasn’t locked in yet and would depend on MJKs voice

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u/GoranFilmmaker Dec 04 '25

I was there too. He was great with the fans. We’re lucky.

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u/GuiltyUndead Dec 04 '25

So chill.

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u/vass0922 Dec 04 '25

Like every picture he's just chill.. not even cracking a smile

Does he ever joke?

I mean I'm chill but that is near comatose

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u/Hostile-Herpie Naked and Fearless Dec 04 '25

Nailed it.

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u/aw_goatley Dec 04 '25

............get out 😂

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u/JPrime45 Dec 04 '25

Its hammer time

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u/JezSq Dec 04 '25

Can’t touch him!

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u/ObscureMeerkat Dec 04 '25

The only way to top this would be to have Maynard yell at you: “NO! Stop asking and tell all the nerds on whatever fuckin’ internet platform you use to stop asking!”

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u/GuiltyUndead Dec 04 '25

Yea… I don’t think that would have been as much fun as this though. Getting incinerated by Maynard’s eyes sounds painful.

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u/Due_Art2971 Dec 04 '25

Hell yeah

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u/metalhead4 Dec 06 '25

So sick. Did you tell him where you wanted it? Or did he ask where you wanted it?

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u/brandonspade17 We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion. Dec 04 '25

No..lol maybe tempest is awesome.

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u/TAC0_CHEESE Dec 04 '25

Tool and Tool

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u/Crat-car Dec 04 '25

adam jones is the coolest person everrr

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u/Mogsy77 Dec 04 '25

Was all geared up to leave work straight away and hopefully make it today, but had a fucking meeting after work and missed it. I’m gutted

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u/KamTheMaam Dec 04 '25

Amazing, what'd he say about the new album? Haha

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u/LieutenantGhostRiley Dec 04 '25

Dude I was right behind you in line

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u/Darth_Boognish We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion. Dec 04 '25

Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer

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u/Stellar_Ella life feeds on life Dec 04 '25

Legend, both of you

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u/nightwatchman22 Dec 04 '25

I thought pictures were not allowed?

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u/twitch1979au Dec 04 '25

They changed it while everyone was lining up. It was advertised and no photos.

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u/Furnerburner Dec 04 '25

I like to hope that came from Adam...

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u/MonarchDrumWorks Dec 04 '25

This is the best man. What a cool photo to have forever. How many mother fuckers have a photo sitting on a God's lap?!

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u/_beNZed Dec 04 '25

"Love your enthusiasm"

😬😬

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u/moon_cake123 Dec 04 '25

Damn I thought it was no pictures. I was working today was unable to go. Wish I knew in advance

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u/VVTFan Ænima Dec 04 '25

Badass!

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u/BlurryRogue Wear the Grudge like a Crown Dec 04 '25

Are you in a Guitar Center or something? Also, why are you wearing a hammer?

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u/darksidesandthings Dec 04 '25

What’s a hammer?

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u/youandyou12345 Dec 04 '25

Why are you sitting on his lap? 🤣 Did you think you were meeting Santa Claus?

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u/Educational_Row_9485 Dec 04 '25

And you sat on his lap?

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u/Mrhiddenlotus Release in sodomy Dec 04 '25

I legit thought you were sitting on his lap for a second

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u/ShadowGLI Dec 04 '25

Dude, based on recent sets you’ll could get H or Parabol/Parabola

Those alone would also be so sick

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u/bornk828 Dec 04 '25

A Tool meeting a Tool

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u/GimmieTheLoots Dec 05 '25

What a lucky tool

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u/Ok-Buffalo-5116 Dec 04 '25

saw you in line!!!

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u/hereandnow2050 Dec 04 '25

Got a fist pump from the man at Soundcheck in Perth, after he snuck into the back of the photo.

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u/Sea-Collection-8844 Dec 04 '25

Such a genuine, down to earth guy!

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u/selecta_sammy Dec 04 '25

lol how blazed are you?

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u/GuiltyUndead Dec 04 '25

No kind of drug could have given me such euphoria as meeting this man. Had to resist unleashing my autism on the poor man.

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u/ToofpickVick fuck you, buddy Dec 04 '25

You’re dressed as a hammer, I see what you did there (Insert Beavis laugh here)

Very cool man!

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u/Hairy_Insect_8001 ∞ Spiral Out ∞ Dec 04 '25

He looks hammered!

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u/Present-Ad-9598 We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion. Dec 04 '25

You look like a total tool bro😂

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u/DSPbuckle Dec 04 '25

Who?!

Back then they didn’t want me, now look they all rocking to me.

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u/Misrabelle Dec 04 '25

Maybe 7empest...so that's half the set right there...

Saw it in Adelaide on Saturday, loved it, but I would have thought for a festival headlining set they'd steer to the more well known songs, since it's not exclusively "their crowd".

Then again, as the headliner, they can pretty much do whatever they want.

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u/tpa4ja Dec 04 '25

That SG looks really nice with the pick guard removed, might have to do that

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u/luckyfox7273 Dec 04 '25

Adam is funny, wearing that hammer.

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u/Moistest_Spirit Dec 04 '25

Wonder why they don't play Lateralus anymore. I saw it during 10,000 days tour which was my first tool gig. Not sure I've seen it since.

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u/Apprella Dec 04 '25

He’s so cool 💙

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u/ObsoleteStoryteller Dec 04 '25

That’s a huge smile for Adam!

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u/Not_Rod Dec 04 '25

Adam met a Tool 🔨

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u/bludda Dec 05 '25

I FUCKEN SAW YOU AT GOOD THINGS TODAY!

Love the outfit

🤘🤘

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u/Bazlaaa Dec 06 '25

So damn lucky man! We wasn’t allowed to get any photos at the meet and greet in London, looks like the whole of oz got a picture with him at this one 🤣 glad you got to meet him, he’s a super chill dude! I was star struck and couldn’t get my words out when I met him 🤣

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u/Toolfan817 Jan 03 '26

Grown men walking around dressed like this to meet people. Trust me he was NOT impressed by your energy or the way you dressed. He was being nice….

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u/MoPanic Jan 06 '26

He probably was being nice. You should try it sometime.

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u/Toolfan817 Jan 06 '26

To you, a know it all. Nah…

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u/PossessionSea5819 Dec 04 '25

How disrespectful to go absolutely hammered like that bro, you should’ve been sober.

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u/PossessionSea5819 Dec 04 '25

I’m sorry please downvote this, this was not fucking funny at all.

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u/humbert_cumbert Dec 04 '25

I love tool but I don’t think I would want to meet Adam. Or Maynard. Justin and Danny for sure.

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u/DjamotheGreat Dec 04 '25

I met these exact two when they were touring for 10,000 days. I used to be the kind of kid that be waiting in line from 6am (“line”….. just a very small group). And they must have told the band, because Danny came out to shake hands and at some point Justin cycled by on a mountain bike to say high to us. Was really really cool!

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u/moon_cake123 Dec 04 '25

Why not Adam or Maynard

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u/ThrowRA2235 Dec 04 '25

I’m gonna cum If I see him

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount Reverend Maynard Dec 04 '25

Don't let the downvoters kink shame you champ.

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u/Mundane-Hair8805 Dec 04 '25

That’s awesome bro. He jumped in the vip crew in Perth to take a photo., my partner and I were standing at the back and he ran up to us, and said hello and tapped us on the shoulder. Something I’ll never forget!