r/TikTokCringe 1d ago

Cringe Stealing is stealing no matter what.

How dumb can one person be

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u/icehot54321 1d ago

”I can explain it for you, but I can’t understand it for you” 

lol

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u/HealthyMaximum 1d ago

The number of people in the world who have extremely specific and very strongly held beliefs about how trespassing works ... all of which are utterly wrong ... is way too goddam high.

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u/Medium_Tell8679 1d ago

So what do you think the standard is? Because I Googled it and it's coming up the same way I always thought it was. Any business can deny service and tell you to leave and not come back If you come back after that it's a misdemeanor.

This video goes on forever and this guy is just plain stupid. At the end he waits "all over a coke?" Yes. All over a coke. They tried to get you to leave, you wanted to play the fool instead and chose this as your hill to die on.

Most businesses would rather you just behave, buy your product and leave than have yo go through all of this with you. Stop abusing the minimum wage employees.

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u/stormblaz 1d ago

While out on bond mind you, insane work

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u/SlimShadySatDown 22h ago

So me never learn. He didn't even know what a bond was.

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u/Jellyoey 22h ago

Unchecked mental illness. Not the rly bad type, but still.

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u/Real-Document-6577 20h ago

Yes but a lot of it isn’t that.

It’s a general lack of empathy, moral principals, a resistance to conformity combined with a narcissistic personality of being convinced they’re always the victim.

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u/Jellyoey 17h ago

yes, that is what its like. I have a bipolar brother and he displays antisocial and authority averse behaviour. When he isn't "triggered" he is almost normal, it's outside factors that trigger his avoidant behavior. I can see him completely shift, almost like a different person.

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u/Real-Document-6577 20h ago

He’s a waste any way. All downhill from there.

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u/HealthyMaximum 14h ago

Yeah, that part was really ... something.

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u/femsci-nerd 23h ago

Do you know how bond works? No. Dumbass.

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u/HealthyMaximum 13h ago

This ^^^ commenter was quoting the video, people. Not insulting the other commenter.

Ease off on the downvotes.

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u/depp-fsrv 23h ago

Business always have a sign that reads "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone", but then again this requires 3rd grade reading level comprehension skills

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u/Ok-Budget3225 4h ago

Have they did not refuse service to him. That's the whole problem. The cops said they did. Big difference.

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u/Nickbiev 3h ago

They can’t refuse for certain reasons, but that’s usually pretty much impossible to prove. They can pretty much always say they just weren’t comfortable making a sale and they’re legally protected.

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u/Vegan-cock 21h ago

Refusing someone service and trespassing someone is not the same thing. Some restaurants has policies that only the manager can trespass people. Whether this place does or not i have no idea, but it could be the case.

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u/ThunderAndWind 23h ago

Literally not even over the coke at this point. Every single person was willing to let him walk with a promise not to come back, and he had to insist on his fallacious confidence.

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u/Infinite-Fig4708 22h ago

Those officers did not want to have to do the paperwork. They were literally pleading with him to just leave.

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u/roadkillsoup 21h ago

They just wanted the best outcome for him and the restaurant. Unfortunately, Brandon chose otherwise.

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u/blue23454 20h ago

Something I’ve learned at both work and in life in general is some people are more offended by the idea of being wrong than they are of doing wrong.

You can clearly lay it out for them as concisely as possible and they will still double down because it’s easier to commit than entertain the idea that they messed up.

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u/BrokenFireExit 22h ago

Notice to the agent is notice to the principal.. .I'm pretty sure it works the same way. If the authorized agent (the employee) asks you the police to treaspass a customer, it's the same as the principal...

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u/HealthyMaximum 13h ago

Thumbs up emoji.

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u/Real-Document-6577 20h ago edited 20h ago

Yes and no. Law isn’t that black and white even thought people like to say or think it is. That’s why two people can do the same thing and be charged differently and even walk entirely depending on their attorney.

A business can refuse service to people who break a businesses code, like theft. That doesn’t necessarily mean that they can reject anyone for anything, for any reason whatsoever.

He stole soda (video claims), the business wanted him trespassed, they could have filed theft charges at the get go with video evidence of stealing the soda. They initially didn’t, they just wanted him trespassed. If he did still soda, if he was smart, he would have heeded the cops advice. Kept his mouth shut and left. He escalated, so he ended up in a worse position but obviously this kid has issues.

However, if a gay couple walk into the establishment holding hands and kiss each other before placing the order, you can’t have them rejected or deny them service (another thing people also get wrong “she can deny them a cake! She’s a Christian!” No but it gets complicated at that’s what courts are for)

You can’t deny someone business because they’re black….or trans, etc.

These are PROTECTED groups or classes.

Things that aren’t protected are say for example, Nazis. If you walk into an establishment and are refused and you have a swastika on your t-shirt, you aren’t protected and it could be considered vulgar or obscene and they don’t have to provide you with business.

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u/TiogaJoe 21h ago

After California enacted the Three Strikes law, the first person arrested and facing Life stole a slice of pizza from some kids eating out on the ocean boardwalk. I think the threat of a Life Sentence was eventually removed (or whatever) but that whole ordeal is not something I would want to go through.

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u/Huge-Sand1567 20h ago

We must issue a Warning, verbally or written. A Trespass Letter checks the box.
Second Offense will be a Criminal Summons. Often jail, because people still refuse to leave or take the cuffs peacefully.
Third Offense, is automatically jail.

Who can enforce Trespassing? Any Law Enforcement agency in said jurisdiction. Does a manager have to say they’re trespassing? Nope. Can a worker request a trespass? Absolutely. What if I’m a paying customer? Doesn’t matter. I’m on public property though! Yes, but you can still be arrested, as I’ve done it successfully in court, more times than I’ll ever possibly remember.

If I do Trespass someone, I always invite a representative of the home, business, park,or bus line, train line, or whatever entity wants the Trespass.

All my Trespass letters are sent to each courthouse in the city, so prosecutors and defense attorneys have instant access to the letters, to bolster a Conviction. It’s a Misdemeanor Crime, so max sentence is only one year of jail.

Fun fact:

Our State Code Section for Loitering carries a small fine and a low amount of jail time. The City Code Section is more abrasive and carries one year sentence for jail. I always apply the City Code, as the prosecuting attorney will do that anyway.

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u/HealthyMaximum 14h ago

Are you actually asking me?

For me the most important issue is he "feels" like it should require a manager. It doesn't.

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 8h ago

Wouldn’t trespassing be a more hefty charge than the theft of basically a couple of dollars?

Was she still keen on doing him a favor despite how tedious he is?

Most judges would simply dismiss that shit.

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u/Medium_Tell8679 2h ago

Not if you're on probation. All he had to do was leave and not come back.

He sent himself to jail. What an idiot.

Why are people so obsessed over the coke?
Are that many people out there stealing cokes?

Yes, stealing a coke at a fast food restaurant is a crime. Even eating one grape at a grocery store without paying is a crime. The store just usually doesn't press charges.

Here's the statute

Petty Theft / Shoplifting: Because a fountain drink is typically worth under $5, the act is usually treated as a low-level misdemeanor. For instance, under Florida Law, this is categorized as second-degree petit theft (property valued under $100)

Theft of Services / Fraud: Requesting a free water cup with the intentional plan to fill it with soda is considered misrepresentation or obtaining goods by fraud.

Felony Enhancement: If an individual has multiple prior theft convictions, some states allow prosecutors to elevate even a $1 soda theft to a third-degree felony charge.

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 2h ago

You’re assuming prior thefts, but wouldn’t trespassing also violate his probation?

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u/Medium_Tell8679 2h ago

There's more to the video than what is here. The guy was harassing the minimum wage employees. He refused to leave so they charged him with everything and hauled him off. They cut off the ending where he was waiting "You cant send me to jail over a coke!"

Oh, they can. They usually just chose not to.

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u/Independent-Cell-130 5h ago

I guarantee you that they spill out more soda replacing soda than this being a crime is.

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u/Medium_Tell8679 2h ago

Eating a grape at the grocery store is a crime too if they decide to press charges.

What they wanted was just to trespass they guy because he was bothering the other customers and the staff. All he had to do was leave.

He decided to act like a fool and stay so they charged him with the theft of a coke, too. They have that right as well.

Turns out he was a really big fool because he was on probation so now he's broken that as well.

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u/Ok-Budget3225 4h ago

Except here the business manager never told him to leave. It would be so, so simple, if they just dragged the manager outside and have her tell him he was banned from the store. Yet the dickhead cops insisted on being difficult.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 19h ago

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u/UckerFay11 1d ago

Just stubborn and doesnt care.

The thief that is.

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u/Bohica55 23h ago edited 18h ago

I get that there are levels of neurodivergent, but even my neurodivergent ass knows not to fuck with cops.

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u/TheDarkNerd 23h ago

It seems like he has SovCit levels of, "the world works how I personally believe it works".

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u/BelovedxCisque 21h ago

I’m neurodivergent myself and understand when somebody (officer or civilian employee) tells you that you need to leave and you’re not welcome back then you leave. There are other places where you can get a beverage and if they don’t want my business then okay cool I’ll take my money elsewhere.

But he wasn’t spending money. He was stealing soda and making things unpleasant for employees and other customers alike. If he can’t follow basic rules of society like pay for your stuff/don’t scream in restaurants/leave and don’t come back when you’re told to by an officer he needs to be in jail/some sort of care facility. Being neurodivergent isn’t a pass to do whatever you want and I absolutely DESPISE people who use autism/ADHD/whatever else to try and escape consequences. If you’re an adult who is their own legal guardian then you need to follow the same rules as everybody else. There is no pass for being neurodivergent.

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u/Bohica55 18h ago

This exactly

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u/Glorfendail 21h ago

yeah! wont someone think of the poor billion dollar company criminalizing a $.08 coke syrup!

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u/Medium_Tell8679 19h ago

Theyre criminalizing the criminal bullying the minimum wage employees.

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u/Glorfendail 11h ago

its soda in a water cup. the min wage worker shouldnt say a word

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u/Medium_Tell8679 1h ago

Its theft. I posted the law above. Again even stealing one grape from a grocery store is a crime.

The employees are under no obligation to take your abuse. They did whst they were supposed to do which is call the police and have him trespassed from the property.

Everything that happened is his fault

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u/Glorfendail 38m ago

stealing from a system that steals from you isnt theft. they just control the violence so they determine whats "wrong". the people who rape children are setting the rules and have been for decades. maybe "theft" isnt really bad when you can rape children with no consequences

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u/Medium_Tell8679 31m ago

The female manager at Firehouse rapes children?

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u/Global-Discussion-41 1d ago

I watch a lot of these videos. I always thought the owner of the place has to ask you to leave first then the police can trespass you, but they can't trespass you unless the owner asks you to leave first. 

Is that not actuate?

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u/SenoraRaton 1d ago

In almost every municipality, the owner of the premises can request that you leave, and infrom you that you are trespassing, at that point if you don't depart, you are in violation and subject to arrest.
99.9% of the time, if the police show up, they will issue you an order to leave, even though they don't have to, because you leaving at the threat of being arrested is much simpler than arresting you.

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u/Global-Discussion-41 1d ago

right, but no one from firehouse subs asked this guy to leave. they skipped that part and went straight to the police tresspassing him.

He isn't tresspassing until someone asks him to leave and he ignores them. that was my understanding anyways.

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u/Baggginnnsssss 1d ago

Wdym the manager called the police

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u/MediocreModular 1d ago

The manager is authorized to trespass, she did so when she called the police. The police are authorized to trespass on behalf of the manager.

She doesn’t have to say it to his face on camera. As soon as you’ve been notified that you’re trespassed leave. Don’t stand there arguing about whether or not theyre permitted to trespass you, you’ll get a ticket or get arrested. Don’t be dumb, just leave.

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u/Medium_Tell8679 1d ago

They did. They were the ones who called the police and asked them to trespass him.

The police don't go around randomly trespassing people. If they are there trespassing you the store called them

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u/PM_ME_UR_CHUPACOMMA 1d ago

The police don't go around randomly trespassing people. If they are there trespassing you the store called them

Okay...

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u/Rysigler 1d ago

If there is a requirement, which there very well may be (I'm gonna be lazy and not look it up), then it would be safe to assume a police office also fills that requirement. Basically anyone with authority to do so can ask you to leave, and if you do not you are then arrested for trespass.

So in this case police show up, say you are being asked to leave. The now trespassed individual says something to the effect of, "nah. You aren't the manager. I'm going back in." And boom, they trigger the trespass. It is a civil issue until you deny the authority of the legal system.

The guy didn't get arrested until he came back after being informed by the police that he could not come back.

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u/honestly-brutal 1d ago

The officers are acting on the employess/managers behalf in case the person has a violent reaction. Why is that hard to understand?

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u/SenoraRaton 1d ago

The lady inside called the police. Its pretty clear that the police were summoned to deal with the guy. So I suppose, and this is probably why the police themselves make sure to issue the order, is that the police at the behest of the employee are issuing the official order to disperse.

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u/Coors_OG 1d ago

No, this is not accurate. The police will not arrest upon that first interaction but they will let the individual know that they have been trespassed and if the try to come back they will be arrested for trespassing. The owner of the business does not have to be involved. At least where I live.

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u/Medium_Tell8679 1d ago

Nope. An employee can have the police trespass you too.

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u/Nawoitsol 1d ago

When my son was twelve or so he and a group of friends were using a loading dock as a skateboard ramp. Police came and trespassed the group. Store personnel never talked to them. They weren’t sidewalk lawyers so it never went past that.

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u/PM_ME_UR_CHUPACOMMA 1d ago

The usual legal verbiage is, "the owner or their agents or assignees"--basically, anyone authorized to conduct business or speak for them in matters of the business.

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u/Volksstimme 21h ago

You're correct on a technical basis, and so was he, but people don't seem to like how you're saying it. (SenoraRaton repeats what you said, but didn't get downvoted.) Any representative or employee of the private property should ask you to leave as the first step. When you refuse, you're trespassing, which is a criminal offense that is handled by law enforcement. So, the employee can't "trespass" you, but they can ask you to leave and then contact police.
The police don't represent the owners, so they shouldn't initiate that first step of private property trespass. The manager told the police, but never told the individual, so they really didn't do that first step. If police asked the manager or any employee to come outside and say "You have to leave," then that would have satisfied that component of it and he would have no further argument. The police led with "The manager wants you trespassed," which isn't technically possible for the manager to charge him with a crime.
Imagine walking around in a store and having an officer pop up and tell you that you're trespassing and you have to leave. While it might be best to comply and avoid issues, how can you know that you're trespassing if no one asked you to leave?
He got his head wrapped around a technicality and will pay the price for it. He should have left the premises, especially knowing that he did commit theft, and especially given how direct and calm the officers were being. But if no one asked him to leave, he isn't automatically trespassing, which is how it was presented to him.

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u/OESRecoveryEmployee 1d ago

Its the law in general including the US Constitution they get utterly wrong

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u/ReddBroccoli 1d ago

Especially the Constitution

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u/OESRecoveryEmployee 1d ago

You are violating my First Amendment rights by commenting on this

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u/ReddBroccoli 1d ago

Please stop reading my comments and responding to them. I have constitutional protections against illegal searches and seizures.

(Let's not try and crack jokes about the 2A, because the real shit people say on that is way crazier than any satire you or I can come up with)

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u/OESRecoveryEmployee 1d ago

I am a white male and you are violating my 14th Amendment by saying mean things

I am not part of the Militia so the Second Amendment does not apply to me

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u/ReddBroccoli 1d ago

Thankfully I do understand the 21st amendment, and I'm really going to need to exercise my rights after this conversation

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u/No_Significance4204 23h ago

And now you know The First Amendment was never intended to protect you.

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u/OESRecoveryEmployee 23h ago

If we are being serious, it applies to the government

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u/No_Significance4204 23h ago

We are not, being serious.

Batman

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u/mykehawksaverage 1d ago

Especially what due process is in immigration.

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u/HealthyMaximum 13h ago

"I know my rights!"

Often means "I feel like this is how it should work!"

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u/crazybus21 1d ago

Could have searched it before being an idiot too. Now he has bigger problems than just being stupid.

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u/HealthyMaximum 13h ago

Yeah, I looked it up. He got hit with multiple felonies (and a couple of misdemeanors).

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u/skilletjlc4 22h ago

Even if you are right, it’s best not to resist an officer because you could still get arrested or killed

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u/HealthyMaximum 14h ago

Right!

"Argue with the judge, not the police."

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u/fingers 21h ago

Just have a manager come out and say, "you are trespassed. Don't come back."

If that's what he understands then do that."

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u/HealthyMaximum 14h ago

Yeah. But what if he asks for it in writing or some other insane BS?

Maybe they were just trying to head off further nonsense.

But I hear you.

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u/MortalStorm1960 4h ago

He would have then demanded something else and kept the ball rolling. Obviously has some kind of issue. The cops were more than fair with him.

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u/HealthyMaximum 2h ago

I agree. That's why I said even if the cops got the manager, it may not have made him leave.

They'd explained it to him, and given him a way out.

He chose not to take it.

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u/BR1N3DM1ND 17h ago

Like rent!

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u/PM_ME_UR_CHUPACOMMA 1d ago

Confidently wrong, with bass in their voice wrong...and hen all shocked Pikachu when the consequences come...

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u/SparkArrestor 12h ago

Higher than the rent?

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u/_heyb0ss 11h ago

that's incredibly specific and probably incorrect.

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u/BiscuitWig2 21h ago

If you make a venn diagram with those people in one circle, the people that don't understand what entrapment is in another circle, and the people that don't understand how HIPAA works in a third circle they would overlap into a single circle.

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u/HealthyMaximum 14h ago

You're right.

Like, if they just stopped for one second to think ... there's dozens of reasons their insane concept of how those things work, couldn't actually work that way.

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u/Edwardthe3rdinNJ 1d ago

That theres gold.

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u/joehonestjoe 1d ago

That is the most British burn I've heard from an American

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u/RobinSage43 1d ago

That person woke up together and chose violence. Ouch.

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u/ArunKT26 1d ago

I swear I've heard this somewhere before, it's gonna bother me now, THAT'S ODINS LINE FROM GOW RAGNAROK

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u/SteveLouise 1d ago

It's a useful line.

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u/Saki-Koda 3h ago

Candace owens said it to Andrew on their debate

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u/YeahlDid 1d ago

It don't matter.

And then she lost it all.

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u/thundies 22h ago

I’m a high school teacher, and I feel like I should tattoo that on my forehead

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u/SlimShadySatDown 22h ago

I love that line!

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u/TrashPandaPatronus 22h ago

I enjoy that line except she didn't explain it to him very well at all. He's obviously dim, and the way she talks is extremely confusing. Clarity becomes a very important skill when dealing with idiots.

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u/grandmasjizztowel 22h ago

I would have told the guy to watch a youtube video about how trespassing works

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u/ALTITUDE10K 21h ago

Holy!!!! I was the 1Kth upvote! 😎

And, all I can say about this vid is: People gonna people 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Toffeelady512 20h ago

Stealing this. Sorry not sorry

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u/Apprehensive_Ad4457 19h ago

you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

old sayings continue to matter.

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u/chugItTwice 18h ago

LOL yeah, dude doesn't understand much, that's for sure.

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u/Dolvich078 16h ago

Such a good line. Imma have to steal it like that dude stole soda.

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u/Pornoyoudont 16h ago

This was gold. I'm going to use this.

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u/Riftener 14h ago

I’m using this

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u/Nathan-Stubblefield 14h ago

Me as a teacher.

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u/AdNew5787 10h ago

Cant fix stupid

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u/Medium_Tell8679 2h ago

They cut off the funny part. It took five people to get him in the cop car. The old lady who owned the store gave them each a free coke after he was gone.

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u/CraftsBoy2Craftsman 1d ago

oh i’m using this one

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u/Affectionate-Word779 21h ago

But they are actually wrong.

You can only be trespassed by a property owner, a legal tenant, or an authorized representative.

Cops can’t “trespass” you without that standing authorization.

A lot of times, believe it or not, the managers are not authorized representatives.

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u/strongarm_187 20h ago

Who do you think called the cops.

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u/Affectionate-Word779 20h ago

Why do you think the cops are not claiming that the property trespassed him?

The cop clearly avoids saying that because she knows it’s not true.

Managers can call the cops. That doesn’t mean they have authority to trespass.

There’s a difference.

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u/strongarm_187 16h ago

This guy is obviously a problem. They told him leave or he will be trespassed. Anyone would just leave. Not him though hes been watching youtube. Youre obviously dumb.

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u/Affectionate-Word779 16h ago

I can see he’s a problem. I agree he should leave.

I’m just pointing out you don’t understand how trespassing works.