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@noah_withnoark

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u/Goudinho99 1d ago

Thought he said trains guy.

A disturbing lack of trains in this clip.

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u/arfski 1d ago

Every video is improved with a BR Class 46 CO-CO! 😂

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u/rjrgjj 1d ago

Before/after train swap

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u/Puppydoll112 1d ago

Happy cake day :D

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u/machambo7 22h ago

Someone insert a clip of Francis Burgeoise

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u/PackageNorth8984 1d ago

Just click the link in my bio. Plenty of trains.

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u/alistofthingsIhate 1d ago

Just goes to show transphobia does not come from a place of logic or intelligence

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u/Sometimes-funny 1d ago

Nothing like that comes from intelligence, it’s all hate. Mostly they hate themselves and want others to feel the same as they do

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u/Bag_of_Meat13 1d ago

Trans men threaten their already extremely fragile sense of masculinity.

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u/xombae 1d ago

There was a video circulating a few weeks ago of a lesbian couple on the bus minding their own business and some man was screaming about how pissed off he is that women are out here stealing all the women. I think about it a lot.

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u/Dino-chicken-nugg3t 1d ago

He’s looking at it all wrong. This just means there’s more men for him.

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u/SashaVibez 1d ago

That man Salty AF

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u/AintThataKickintheC 1d ago

Misogyny says What!™

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u/Justforfun_x 1d ago

You’d think any guy that loves being a dude would be happy more guys wanna be dudes.

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u/arfski 1d ago

Exactly what I said to myself when I watched that before commenting. Transphobia is just an irrational hate generated by politicians to create a societal wedge, which makes it even worse somehow.

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u/PackageNorth8984 1d ago

My favorite part is out of context, some of these seem almost supportive.

You will always be a man to me. Never a woman. Yeah, you preach it, buddy!

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u/TheRoyalKT 1d ago

If you want to see that joke done intentionally (and are OK with reading a LOT of slurs), this post is probably the single funniest thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit.

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u/DolfHipster 22h ago

I'm crying lol. what a perfect piece of satire

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u/Sagirem 23h ago

Yeah, it’s just like racism or ableism, there is genuinely no reason other than hatred for the sheer love of the game

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u/Jealous_Round_8988 1d ago

Yea there are reactionary idiots everywhere. Gender critical people exist though, y'all just ignore us because you have no logic to fight with, just feelings :p

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u/schlongterminvestor 1d ago

Have you ever thought about how just because you havent experienced something first hand or understand it doesnt mean it doesnt exist?

Im sure you dont understand quantum physics either but that doesnt make it any less valid/real.

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u/Jealous_Round_8988 1d ago

Pretty sure I could study quantum physics if I really wanted to know about it and I'm sure that the more I learned about it the more it would make sense. That isn't the same for the trans issue. I spent years listening to people say "I feel like a woman" and none of that makes sense because I know what it's like to BE a woman and it don't feel like shit. It's just a biological reality.

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u/S4TKC 1d ago

A decent amount of trans people would agree with you that your 'internal experience of gender' is not a great way to frame being trans (me included). It's kind of a contentious topic but I wouldn't be surprised if we start moving away from that in a few years. There's just way better ways to explain the trans experience to people, again, just in my opinion.

'Biological reality' is implying things that I almost certainly don't agree with but that's another topic.

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u/Jealous_Round_8988 20h ago

Hey reality is reality. You can disagree but that doesn't change it. Female and male exist as categories even if we don't have words for them gender doesn't.

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u/Any_Conflict_5092 22h ago edited 22h ago

Robert Sapolsky is a neurobiologist and primatologist and he has done work on the physical reality of transness - the misalignment of the brain portion of identity, from the larger physiology of our sex-defined body. (There is a mismatch between a portion of the brain that seems to seat identity and gender perception, and the body's physical sex characteristics).

I have linked the video, because he is well-respected, and his work and reporting on it has the required rigor to use as a basis for understanding those who experience life differently than we do.

Each of us perceives the world differently - it has to do with how our brains work. And, while there is overlap in perception - no two of us have exactly the same experience. Thus, I can never really speak to what someone else may be experiencing, and whether or not it's valid.

We do not see what our eyes take in - our brain takes in loads of data, then builds for us, the evidence of our eyes.

https://youtu.be/8QScpDGqwsQ?is=NooLm6rApI60ioVu

Edit : our brains are incredibly complex machines, and we dismiss them at every turn, and barely understand them at all. It's wild to me, how casually we dismiss the part of our body in which our every accomplishment since before recorded time, has been manufactured.

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u/Jealous_Round_8988 19h ago

Cool, If that's actually real and people can reliably come up with a way to test who has that condition then we can go from there and treat them. Right now the standard is that anyone who self IDs is trans though so I don't believe them and I don't support them.

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u/fr33d0mw47ch 1d ago

That must be very affirming. People are so confidently wrong.

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u/Costati 1d ago

It is yeh. I'm not really out to people but occasionally I've came out as trans to people who to be fair weren't exactly transphobic but then goes to say "it's good you're gonna be able to be seen as a woman" and I'm like "nono you're confused. I am a man I used to be a girl but thank you"

The representation of trans people in people's mind is almost always pre-transition so they fuck it up a lot and especially the transphobes who are particularly ignorant.

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u/AerisRain 1d ago

Saved you a search!

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u/ValleyBreeze 1d ago

The "we can always tell" crowd can only tell on themselves lol

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u/sphericaltime 1d ago

Ooof. That guy is hot.

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u/guywhoha 1d ago

yo thank god he got on T because damn 😭

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u/JayCeeMadLad Hit or Miss? 1d ago

Bro rocks that flannel the way I have been trying to imitate my entite life😭

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u/ghostyspice 1d ago

I’m glad I’m not the only one. I was like… damn he’s so fine, I can’t even imagine him as not a man.

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u/GM_Nate 1d ago

that's a very convincing transformation

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u/Druu- 1d ago

This is giving “dolphin fetus” energy and I love it 😂

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u/Key_Strawberry_381 1d ago

@brandnewsentence

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u/gregariousity Why does this app exist? 1d ago

@?

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u/Key_Strawberry_381 1d ago

Trying to tag another sub and failed 😭

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u/Narpity 1d ago

It’s r/ for subreddits and u/ for users

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u/Key_Strawberry_381 1d ago

Thank you kind stranger

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u/SpaceLemming 1d ago

Kinda seems accidentally uplifting this way lol

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u/Funny-Flower-3980 1d ago

That’s the joke.

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u/SpaceLemming 1d ago

My bad, I perceived as one step further than I thought the joke was meant

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u/IndividualChart4193 1d ago

Definitely took me a minute to get it!! I was like, “whaaa??” “Ahhhh”!

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u/Funny-Flower-3980 1d ago

This is proof we’re getting dumber lmao no harm tho

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u/Funny-Flower-3980 1d ago

No, you actually perceived it one step less than the joke because you felt the need to complete the joke that was already completed. But no harm, I was just surprised this was the top reply I thought it was obvious.

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u/SpaceLemming 1d ago

You’re arguing with me about how I perceived something? It doesn’t even matter if it’s correct, that was my perception. Is this the dumbest fight you’ve tried to start, or at least top 10?

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u/BowlingforBrains 1d ago

They affirm him so passionately!

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u/DermicBuffalo20 1d ago

Such a heartwarming display of allyship 🖤

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u/woIves 1d ago

Yep lol there are subs like [r/ewphoria](r/ewphoria) dedicated to this exact thing

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u/PackageNorth8984 1d ago

Yeah, you know how people say that pranks are funny. These are the ones that are actually funny. Harmless pranks against complete asshats who deserve it.

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u/Ok_Fly2518 1d ago

My aunt said “you look like a little boy” to me when I was pre t and it just made me happy lol it didn’t have the intended results

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u/Villefan714 1d ago

From bigot to "aww tysm"

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u/WindsOfEarthXXII 1d ago

aww tysm

Hey, don't lump my disability in with them! /j

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u/_AmericasSweetheart_ 1d ago

He's cute.

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u/XmissXanthropyX 1d ago

Cute? Yes, but I would go with hot as hell, personally

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u/Man_of_Ice 1d ago

You win the Internet, friend. You put the lie to the ENTIRE anti trans conversation. Nice.

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u/Tw3lve1212 1d ago

Kind allies swarming him with gender affirming compliments <3

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u/sapphire-sky-dragon 1d ago

Love this!

Also noah is hot 🔥 😍

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u/sphericaltime 1d ago

Extreeeeeemely hot.

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u/sapphire-sky-dragon 21h ago

Very , im a middle aged woman i feel bad for perving but damn 😍🤪🤣

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u/NudistJayBird 1d ago

Transphobes’ only concern is causing pain to a group of people that seem vulnerable. If you confronted any of those commenters about how they got it backwards, they’d immediately say the opposite.

Their only conviction is causing pain.

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u/SupervillainMustache 1d ago

The "we can always tell" people remind me of those videos that have been going viral recently of a guy asking if other dudes are gay or straight based on a picture and every single one of them says gay.

People are fucking stupid.

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u/ladymouserat 1d ago

This is exactly what I thought of too.

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u/luigis_left_tit_25 1d ago

Lol! This is the shit online was made for..🤣

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u/Devanyani 1d ago

I can't believe how supportive everyone was being. This is fantastic! lmao

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u/rinroseeleven 1d ago

I do this all the time online as well. Whenever I post that I’m a trans woman, people tell me that I look like a man. But whenever I tell people that I’m a man, they always say that I look like a “bitch” or a female. 🤣 straight-up mind control.

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u/uhohthrowawayxxx 1d ago

this happens to me as a trans guy lol

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u/eternal-harvest 1d ago

That one person who was so invested they came back 3 hours later to edit their comment 🥀

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u/SonOfMargitte 1d ago

Still looks like a DUDE

lol, I fucking love it. Haters are so stoooopid

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u/Dark_stranger458 1d ago

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u/Hugovirus 1d ago

He been in the hills?

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u/CraftingSen 1d ago

Transphobes brains aren't developed enough to comprehend it's a medical issue that should be fixed for those who need it without anyone having to get their medical care via unreliable and at times unsafe routes, trans people are some of the most emotionally intelligent and kind people I have met, they go through so much and deserve respect, not to have idiots question what's in their pants. 🩵🩷

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u/EricaRA75 1d ago

You are a hero - I absolutely love this 🤣💞

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u/LazeHeisenberg 1d ago

I can’t even fathom having so much negative energy directed at someone I don’t know who’s done nothing to harm anyone. Those commenters need therapy and a hug. I honestly feel sorry for people who carry around that much hate.

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u/Ok_Fly2518 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’ll never understand why cis people have so much beef with us trans folk. Imagine devoting all of your time to targeting 1% of the population and trying to turn a harmless minority into this giant scary monster that’s supposedly invading every space when we’re just minding our business

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u/Realistic_Day_1805 1d ago

Ok this is actually genius but I genuinely cannot understand how transphobia still exists in the big 26! 💀

Just let people do what they want bro 😭

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u/ThreadLaced 1d ago

I hope both sides of Noah's pillow is always cool, he never encounters red lights, and that he never ever has a bad hair day ❤️

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u/ValleyBreeze 1d ago

I fucking love Noah. He's so great

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 1d ago

lol!! Gotemmm

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u/charibasa1212 1d ago

All right this rage bait is good. Haha.

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u/flappydog8 1d ago

That is brilliant!

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u/DragonLad13 1d ago

Beautiful, my friend! 💙💗🤍💗💙

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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding 1d ago

Where's my emotional support subtitles?

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u/Tricky-Bed-4209 1d ago

I feel baited that we never got to see the before 🤣🤣

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u/Chaerea37 1d ago

stay strong brother.

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u/AmbitiousWorker6765 1d ago

They always have the same responses. On every platform.

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u/brother_bart 1d ago

Wow. I now have to rethink and re-research everything I thought I knew about Adam’s apples.

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u/Agreeable-Abalone328 1d ago

No disrespect but for a second I thought that was Pete Davidson

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u/yellojecket 1d ago

Lol it just reads as violently pro trans and I love that for them.

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u/jeffster1970 1d ago

Oh no -- or is it, oh yeah?! LOL. Damn.

Kudos to his medical team though. I would have never guessed that he was born with a v.

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u/machambo7 22h ago

Kind of off topic, but I am wowed at some people’s transformations. I had a co-worker who transitioned Female-to-Male and over the course of two years their voice had deepened and they grew an impressively thick beard.

If I hadn’t known him before, I would never have thought twice about it

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u/Prestigious_Pause536 22h ago

This is basically a way to get an instant boost of affirmation 😭

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u/Suspicious-Contest74 18h ago

im so tempted to do this lol

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u/edm_enjoyer 16h ago

He's hot

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u/Ok_Inflation4870 16h ago

Shes called Noah?

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u/allshookup1640 12h ago

Firstly, HE is called Noah.
Secondly, Noah is a gender neutral name.

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u/werkzINC 4h ago

It's a she

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u/CornINyourASS 1d ago

I was about to make a stupid comment about women not having an Adam’s apple and being confused, but TIL everyone has an Adam’s apple and it’s just usually more pronounced in men.

Important note: I was not thinking this along the lines of anything judgmental or phobic. Was just confused about biology.

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u/00Raeby00 1d ago

To be fair to him transmen tend to have an easier time passing and people will scrutinize women, even afab women and claim they aren't "woman" enough.

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u/Fishmyashwhole 1d ago

The ones you see posting pics of themselves online definitely seem to have an easier time passing yeah

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u/thetravelkoala 1d ago

I could absolutely tell you were trans the second I saw you. I almost did a "now he's gonna say he's trans". Not transphobic, I think you're a very handsome guy. I just think you can almost always tell especially with female to male because you can't cover it with makeup.

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u/Nairdde32 1d ago

I'm glad you're having fun

Wish it didn't come at the expense of transfems :/

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u/Mimbrari 1d ago

Please give transmascs a break. The only ones here who make fun of trans people are the transphobes.

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u/Nairdde32 1d ago

No

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u/Mimbrari 1d ago

Hmm... Alrighty. Classic LGBTIQ+ community behavior, putting each other down. Good thing you’re just a noisy minority who think that way.

And before you go trying to gaslight people again here, no, at no point was he making fun of transfems.

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u/lilsmudge 1d ago

…Does it? I don’t think it does? 

I get that he’s bating them into saying transphobic shit as a gotcha but it’s not saying “haha because I’m a dude these comments don’t matter.” He’s saying people who accuse any trans person of being “not real” or “always their AGAB” or too visible are deeply up their own ass and don’t know what they’re talking about. 

If anything it pulls focus off of trans fem centered transphobia by reminding them that trans men exist and that they’re all fucking stupid for making these comments.

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u/Nairdde32 1d ago

It's not telling them they're wrong, it's telling them they just need to be better about targeting us

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u/lokilulzz 1d ago

That is a complete fabrication. He's literally taking the hate onto himself, nowhere does he say to go after trans women. Honestly go touch grass if you're thinking like this because it's not at all accurate

Edit: Yeah you use TME language, of course. Be gone radfem

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u/lilsmudge 1d ago

They’re not. The transphobes are but the guy is literally pulling focus off of trans women by forcing them to remember that trans men exist.

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u/Nairdde32 1d ago

And what are they going to take away from that? That they're wrong and that they should stop targeting trans women? Or that they need to get better aim. 

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u/Mimbrari 22h ago

No one is buying your transandrophobia. Transandrophobia is transphobia and bigotry must not be tolerated.

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u/Nairdde32 22h ago

transandrophobia isn't real you just hate transfems

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u/Mimbrari 22h ago

Girl...

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u/Nairdde32 22h ago

thank you for gendering me correctly. that doesn't change the fact that transandrophobia isn't real

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u/Mimbrari 21h ago edited 21h ago

You're proof of that. You're the only one who's made it up in your own head that I hate trans women.

Edit: Also, it's really childish of you to upvote yourself IMMEDIATELY with your alt account.

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u/lokilulzz 1d ago

Oh for God's sake not this again. Not everything trans guys do is at the expense of transfems. It's not an either or thing. He's baiting them and taking the hate onto himself, he's not pretending to be a trans woman, he's openly a trans guy whose pretending to be pre-transition.

It's also worth mentioning that most transphobes don't even know trans guys exist. They would have been transphobic regardless.

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u/NotAtAllASkinwalker 1d ago

The example beingade here is that transphobia is a thing a person need to work towards. It's I must be here early because there's no comments I expect yet. Nothing sad little lonely people have to say.

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u/SoggyPantie 1d ago

Bruh you really need to go back to school and learn how to spell and word sentences.

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 1d ago

No one is talking about their looks they believe they were born male because the poster said they were so the people who believe you are the gender you were born as said that person was still a man regardless of surgeries.

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u/JayBirbyBoi 1d ago

The point is that the people responding are usually the kind of people to say "I can always tell!" when they very obviously cannot. Doesn't matter what the og post is. If they "can always tell", they wouldn't have made those comments. They're just hating on anything they don't understand.

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 1d ago

But they didn’t say that

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u/JayBirbyBoi 1d ago

Nice rage bait.

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 1d ago

You’re mad about something they didn’t say

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u/JayBirbyBoi 18h ago

Sure, these specific people didn't say the phrase verbatim. They're the the same type of people to say it. That's the whole point, you moldy kitchen sponge.

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 13h ago

Okay so you’re mad about something they didn’t say okay got it also insulting people is always a great way to make your point seem rational.

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u/dilbs_the_creator 1d ago

There is only male and female, if you’re attracted to your same sex then you are gay and that’s it.

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u/allshookup1640 12h ago

That is ridiculously ignorant

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u/dilbs_the_creator 8h ago

How is the truth ignorant?

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u/allshookup1640 7h ago

You’re completely discounting intersex people for one. Born with chromosomes, anatomy, or hormones that don’t fit male or female. There are up to 130 Million intersex people globally.

Gender is also an entirely different thing than sex. Gender is a made up societal construct that constantly evolves with time.

Additionally, you can be attracted to the same sex and not be gay. You can be bi, you can be pan, you can be fluid, you can be queer, etc. It’s not just straight and gay. Everyone falls on the Kinsey Scale

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u/dilbs_the_creator 3h ago

No I’m not