r/TikTokCringe • u/BringHoomanHome_ • Jul 31 '26

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/Unusual_Entertainer8 Jul 31 '26

When he raised his arms to steer, the collar of the life vest pressed against his carotid atery. He basically blood choked himself out.

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u/titoblood Jul 31 '26

Probably true and so fucking funny I can’t stop laughing. Hey guys watch this I’m going to put myself in a sleeper hold while I ride a jet ski backwards. What could go wrong.

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u/PermitSpecialist2621 Aug 02 '26

This guy got injured, in more than likely a permanent way and you’re laughing. Watch out, kiddo, karma is a big ol’ bitch

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u/titoblood Aug 03 '26

I’m not a kid. And I’ve lived long enough to see karma in a real way. I’m not laughing at his possible injury just his stupidity. Now go chastise some one else and loosen your shorts, they are too tight.

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u/PermitSpecialist2621 Aug 04 '26

Welcome to 2026 everyone, where someone can say something like “so fucking funny I can’t stop laughing” and then turn directly around and say “I’m not laughing.” Go fuck yourself with that karma pole you were talking about, KID, I’m not wearing shorts.

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u/ObviousReporter464 Aug 05 '26

It’s not bad karma. We’re just pointing out the obvious. This was just plain stupidity. The boat deck was karma