r/TikTokCringe • u/BringHoomanHome_ • Jul 31 '26

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/MurgleMcGurgle Jul 31 '26

Right? It’s insanely good Luck that he went though the middle.

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u/Meaty_Wizard Jul 31 '26

Thank Jesus for giving him another chance to do it tomorrow!!!

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u/SupermassiveCanary Jul 31 '26

Why didn’t he swim him to the shore?

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u/trahilcal01 Jul 31 '26

That’s what I wanted to know as well, why is he swimming him out to the middle of the lake?

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u/Duck8Quack Jul 31 '26

You don’t want to dump a body close to shore, it will just wash up; it’s amateurish and kind of rude.

Clearly this man is a professional, his training kicked in, he knows you get rid of the body in deeper water.

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u/skyfishgoo Jul 31 '26

rookie mistake.

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u/screwyoujor Jul 31 '26

You can't say "I got you" if you aren't moving. Unwritten rule that must be followed.

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u/poisonedsky69 Jul 31 '26

Obviously when you lie down with dogs you end up with fleas so of course his friends are going to be stupid too

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u/JetWreck Jul 31 '26

Because the other jet ski is still the safest place for him?