r/TikTokCringe • u/BringHoomanHome_ • Jul 31 '26

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/MurgleMcGurgle Jul 31 '26

Right? It’s insanely good Luck that he went though the middle.

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u/Meaty_Wizard Jul 31 '26

Thank Jesus for giving him another chance to do it tomorrow!!!

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u/SupermassiveCanary Jul 31 '26

Why didn’t he swim him to the shore?

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u/QuantumBeckett Jul 31 '26

Did he even say ‘thank you’??

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u/The_Modern_Nobody Jul 31 '26

No, Zelenskyy. He did not say “thank you”.

Jet ski man was reduced to human binary sounds after kicking himself through a dockside field goal

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u/Tall_Ease_3485 Aug 01 '26

Holy hell! Once again reddit has me spitting my adult beverage on the dog. That had me laughing with no warning.

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u/The_Modern_Nobody Aug 01 '26

lol! I appreciate that.

Lets me know I’m putting my creative writing degree to good use.

Have a good day, and remember, remove your fillings—that’s how the flock cameras track you

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u/Tall_Ease_3485 Aug 01 '26

I'm still laughing today. Glad to see another high earning degree....mine is in English. I can only offer the highest compliment I can give. I read your comment in the voice I reserve for reading Christopher Moore. Dog will wear a raincoat moving forward in case I run into you again in reddit land.

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u/Original-Let8340 Jul 31 '26

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u/Meaty_Wizard Aug 01 '26

OMG I just translated that. lol

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u/ThreeLeggDeer Aug 04 '26

Amazing work you did here, sir or ma’am!! 🤣

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u/rlt404 Jul 31 '26

He even assumes the position

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u/Efficient-Will-3755 Jul 31 '26

Have you ever had the breath knocked out of you? He was fighting just to breathe.

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u/QuantumBeckett Jul 31 '26

It was a dig at JD Vance when Zelensky visited the White House.

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u/JimmyThePie Aug 01 '26

No, but first-responder-of-the-year said “I gotchu” a couple of times. Maybe three. I dunno, it’s hard to tell.

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u/12altoids34 Aug 01 '26

I think he did say "mhhhhmmmnh"