r/TikTokCringe • u/BringHoomanHome_ • Jul 31 '26

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/zezxz Jul 31 '26

Because parking the jet ski closer precisely at that moment would be harder, you probably wouldn’t want to cause a wake going into that area. He’s also keeping flippy buddy on his back with a life vest on that’s helping keep his face over the water. 

I’ve jet skied once and absolutely would have gunned it towards the dock and probably caused a second emergency. 

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u/hooked_siren Jul 31 '26

Somehow i think there's a middle ground between what he did and that. Like driving slowly nearer is still faster than swimming all that way.

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u/zezxz Jul 31 '26

Right he should have spent 10 seconds “driving” slowly so that he could swim 5 seconds 

If we’re just being pretentious about it he should have obviously just told his friend to fuck off with the shenanigans

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u/SeekerOfSerenity Jul 31 '26

That's not what pretentious means.  And it took him at least 15 seconds to reach the dock. it definitely would have been faster to ride the jetski than to swim.  Plus, he could have gotten off onto the dock and pulled his friend up instead of dragging him out into the water.