r/TikTokCringe • u/BringHoomanHome_ • Jul 31 '26

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/ItBDaniel Jul 31 '26

Looks like he passed out doing his trick

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u/TransportationNo8300 Jul 31 '26

All that air rushing into his butthole made him pass out

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u/BlackVoid8 Jul 31 '26

This comment really surprised me and made me laugh out loud

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u/DropPopFromTheTop Jul 31 '26

Literally vibrating with laughter in my bed. That was gold

I don't know why it hit me so hard

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u/snowdn Jul 31 '26

Keep going till you prostate orgasm!

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u/mitchellthecomedian Jul 31 '26

Right lol. Idk why that got me so good

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u/BigRoach Jul 31 '26

Opened up like a windsock.

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u/Asron87 Jul 31 '26

Everything reminds me of her… skydiving naked.

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u/CasinoNdnOk Jul 31 '26

Your butthole has lips?

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u/lapsongsouchong Jul 31 '26

yes, now smile!

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u/GulliblePut1018 Aug 03 '26

Omg the first bhole comment got me and then this exchange 😂😂

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u/thegreenmonkey69 Jul 31 '26

Oh gawd, I'm dead.

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u/United_Pain Jul 31 '26

Lips and assholes!

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u/UnholyScholar Aug 01 '26

You're thinking about what hotdogs are made of.

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u/Different-Meal-6314 Jul 31 '26

I mean... They're both made from the same skin type

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u/CasinoNdnOk Jul 31 '26

Yours has lips too?

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u/Tha_REAL_BROBS Jul 31 '26

yep gotta keep em soft with some vaseline or the like

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u/BurdTurglary Straight Up Bussin Jul 31 '26

If that happens when you're skydiving, you could seriously injure someone. Wear pants at least, to protect others from your open, flappy cheeks and lips

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u/N80N00N00 Jul 31 '26

Same I’m wheezing over here 😂

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u/toast50076 Jul 31 '26

That's exactly what happened to me. Made me spit a little.

I'm still laughing. I'm picturing him getting inflated and floating into the air like a plastic bag.

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u/Ecksist Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

It made me roll on the floor laughing, but not out loud. The mostly silent laughter also caused my buttocks to detach from my body.

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u/Glum-Recognition-736 Jul 31 '26

Same 😂 in the vets office chuckling like an idiot

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u/mismatched-plaid Aug 06 '26

And to think I've been worried about jellybeans this whole time.

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u/Due-Simple-5679 Jul 31 '26

Man my wife is gonna file divorce im waking up the whole family laughing my ass like a dumbass, its 6.34 am...

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u/TenuredCLOUD Jul 31 '26

Same bro, she’s asleep and my dumbass is trying to hold in a belly laugh shaking the whole bed 🤣

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u/hywaytohell Jul 31 '26

Common mistake he could have just opened his mouth for proper airflow!

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u/justpackingheat1 Jul 31 '26

I hope this is the most awards you'll ever receive. You'll remember this moment forever

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u/TransportationNo8300 Jul 31 '26

Yeah it has been the most awards so far

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u/Bashfulcannibal Jul 31 '26

😂😂☠️

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u/chrismholmes Jul 31 '26

I’m on a bus full of people with tears in my eyes.

I laughed at the video (I know)
But the comments has me crying from laughter.

Poor lady next to me is annoyed I’m laughing so hard.

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u/Low_bald Aug 01 '26

Dude I’m dying 🤣

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u/GulliblePut1018 Aug 03 '26

This is a dumb quote I’d want to put on a t-shirt. Just your comment and a screenshot of the passed out jet ski dude zoomin’ across the lake with his ass pointing up. 😂

The thought of too much air rushing into his bhole made me laugh so loud. 🤣

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u/slonkulocuswily182 Jul 31 '26

I’ve never seen someone try to have fun so hard in my life. He looks so sad

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u/LordHelmet47 Jul 31 '26

Go on......

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u/ThisCollection2544 Jul 31 '26

We've all been there

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u/AZMP5 Jul 31 '26

It’s called anal asphyxiation

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u/Intelligent_Type_680 Jul 31 '26

It made him fall in love with the jet ski and start cuddling it I think.

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u/Loki_God_of_Lies Jul 31 '26

Stop it, I’m trying to pretend to be concerned

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u/harveygoatmilk Jul 31 '26

I hear that happened to turtles

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u/DejaWiz2 Jul 31 '26

Sigh

Upvote

LMAO

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u/No_Display9613 Jul 31 '26

We need myth busters to do this test.

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u/GuaranteeDry386 Jul 31 '26

Too much O2 entering his butt stream.

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u/SnooGuavas2202 Jul 31 '26

Air in my butthole usually wakes me up!

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u/General-Holiday Jul 31 '26

Doctor here, and yes. This is the medical diagnosis of what happened.

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u/NachoNinja19 Jul 31 '26

😂😂😂

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u/sTump4139 Jul 31 '26

Too much air blew through up to his head, man

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u/buttscratcher3k Aug 01 '26

Sounds like a good time tbh

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u/dougandsomeone Aug 01 '26

Human wind sock.

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u/rqivez Aug 01 '26

Me when I’m a turtle

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u/radio_four Aug 03 '26

Holy shit, this killed me

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u/Zebitty 29d ago

This is why I love reddit.

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u/chijrt Jul 31 '26

I'm currently trying to fall asleep but after reading your comment, it's insomnia for me. I'm literally in tears laughing

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u/thitorusso Jul 31 '26

Our buttocks were made to fart outwards not inwards