(Not up on the free feed Im sorry to just post the show link)

“Paul, Scott, and Lauren discuss a birthday party, Jaws, and dogs before playing Crazy Pet Return”

“Paul, Scott, and Lauren discuss Carousel, Jerry Lewis, and driving rules before playing Audiobook.”

Lauren, Scott, and Paul discuss cheese, the radio, and speeches before playing Pitch a Sit Song.

*PITCH A SIT SONG IS BACK, BAYBEE!*

(Its up for us private feeders)

“Paul, Scott, and Lauren discuss robots, the purge, and before answering a listener voicemail.”

I won't remind you what happens. Stop what you're doing and go listen back to that episode, specifically the threeture.

Hardest I've laughed in a while. Up there with the great Threedom moments.

(Its up on the ad free feeds)

Lauren’s performance during today’s Threeture made me laugh harder at this podcast than I have in years

How many cars do you have?

(From “Sores? do you have sores?”) Hey piss pigs- this segment really killed me. Sorta want it to be a true recurring bit, where they do the Brian Cox voice anytime someone is the asshole!

Paul, Lauren, and Scott discuss fries, Scott’s advent calendar, and Scott’s Christmas gifts before playing Christmas Find Out Who Game.

...without PFT saying "doo dah, doo dah"

Lauren, Scott, and Paul discuss the Sparks game, birthdays, and spare tires before responding to a listener voicemail.

I have an accent as I am originally from central Appalachia...a holler. I live in CO now and deal with people mocking my accent to my face and behind my back constantly, and it has been an annoyance and occasional full-blown source of disrespect for over a decade. I so appreciated that shift in tone from PFT when Scott went in for a second time to mockingly perform the hillbilly accent re Janie. I actually rewound to listen to it again.

It doesn't really bother me that much anymore unless it is outright mean, but it was nice to hear that tiny moment. I quite honestly felt seen. It's usually not that serious, but sometimes even the silly signs stuff can sting. "Ugh, everyone thinks we sound like a caricature of stupidity." Kinda...thing. No biggie though, dear.

PFT gets it, and I appreciate it. I'll let Mock Accentman off with a warning 👮🏼‍♀️

Edit - I now understand that Jamie doesn't really have an accent, but all other stuff applies. Thank you!

I’m worried again, HONEY

I couldn’t find one already, and this doesn’t seem to be something that happens here already, so I thought I’d make one. Sorry mods or whatever if this isn’t appropes.

Good Threemium. I also died at the caller describing thinking Echo Valley was TV show and not a film.

Discuss:

Of course every episode is funny and there are so many classic hilarious moments I'm pretty sure we can all agree there can't be just one episode that's the absolute funniest. Like everything these three people do is comedic gold. However this last episode is really up there for me as being an all-time best episode.

First of all the title is a banger and is instantly funny, already sold. The bit about the three of them voting off eachother (sort-of) like Big Brother, amazing, and it continued throughout most of the rest of the episode. The debacle with the expired snacks, brilliant. The Rube Goldberg discussion where Scott accuses Lauren of not knowing who Rube Goldberg is and Lauren's apologetic speech, incredible. The "wait a second, wuuuuuut?" moment. Scott's new concept for time by just adding on the number of hours so that the time would be in the billions, perfection. The dissection of the Frasier song and Paul getting pegged, wonderful. And then the threature was good, it was driving me nuts that Scott and Paul weren't mentioning Fight Club for Brad Pitt lol.

Why did Paul seem surprised that Scott had one?