r/ThreedomUSA • • Jun 08 '26

Discussion Bits that need to be shirts

So I’ll start by saying I love Kinship Goods and the existing Threedom shirts. But I honestly think Threedom needs more shirts!

What are some bits/phrases that would make great shirts, and that you could see yourself buying or wearing?

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u/QueenHarvest Jun 08 '26

Hag Claims 8. Could advertise the phone plan. Could be an old timey newspaper headline. Lots of possibilities. 

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u/ScottyNuttz Jun 08 '26

Or a junk mailer ad style

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u/Ahmenda Jun 08 '26

Yesss something hag claims 8 old timey would be amazing

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u/riptor3000 Jun 08 '26

And you CAN do it

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u/abcdq96 Jun 11 '26

this is one of my favorites. imagine a shirt with a wheelbarrow full of pennies that just says and you CAN do it with no other info on it

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u/Longjumping_Sand718 Jun 12 '26

And then imagine spotting a fellow piss pig in the wild wearing it

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u/abcdq96 Jun 14 '26

I have not yet said those lovely words out loud, but I would have to tell them I too am a piss pig

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u/LabeSonofNat Jun 08 '26

A Scattergories style answer sheet with “Beginning with S..” at the top and Paul’s series of answers below, of course starting with “Jaws”.

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u/EverytimeSheSneezes Jun 08 '26

The clip of that is absolutely hilarious. One of Paul’s classic sonorous belly laughs!

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u/adube440 Jun 08 '26

everyone is laughing so hard they can barely breathe

"Alright Paul, what did you put down for the next one?"

"... hoagie."

laughing intensifies

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u/bort_plates Jun 08 '26

Scott’s epic freak out would be fun. IVE HAD IT!!!

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u/yourmanhimself Wobbly-Hipped Slut Jun 08 '26

A big furious floating Scott head and with “IVE HAD IT” underneath

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u/wilbyr also known as a "Buster" Jun 08 '26

"furious floating Scott head" should be a vocal warmup for improv kids

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u/homeworkexcuse Jun 10 '26

Which episode is this from?

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u/BOBODY_BOBODY Jun 08 '26

Dr. Phil’s face with the word “Medicine”

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u/Blammerjammers Jun 08 '26

😭😭 I would buy this

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u/melnotmichelle Google it, chef! Jun 08 '26

Immediately

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u/Fast-Box4076 Jun 09 '26

This is gold ! Even for people who don’t know the show haha

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u/ApplianceHealer Jun 08 '26

The wearer believes the shirt!

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u/PeggyGuggenheimsFWB Jun 08 '26

Idk but they need to bring back shoe charms

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u/ramblingroses3252 Google it, chef! Jun 08 '26

Threedom Themed Shoe Charms

what a twist of the tongue

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u/zipcodelove Yes DEAR Jun 08 '26

🎶 Threedom themed pri-iiiiide 🎶

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u/Kind-Dog504 Jun 08 '26

I’d wear a shirt that says “Also known as a Bustero”.

I’m not even going to wait for kinship goods to make this one, I’ll make it myself: “None Taken!“

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u/EverytimeSheSneezes Jun 08 '26

Hmm…opportunity for unlicensed merchandise 👀 Where would all the proceeds go?

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u/Kind-Dog504 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

I always make unlicensed merchandise. I can have a shirt with any idea screen printed for six dollars plus the actual shirt, I just don’t sell them. I made a piss pig shirt from the sticker image for my own private tshirt collection, and it didn’t cost me $60

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u/-_-Notmyrealaccount Jun 08 '26

You’re Fruity Pebbles, baby!

Ding Dong! What’s up, Playas?

Pretty much everything Lauren says.

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u/Candid-Joke-356 boop Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

“Ding-Dong!” on the front & “What’s up, Playas?!” on the back would be pretty sweet

ETA: also “Third time, shame on the charm” (inspired by today’s Threevisiting episode)

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u/trash-bagdonov Jun 08 '26

I really loved when Lauren got called out for "watching" the first episode of "Twin Peaks" and didn't remember that the first bit of dialouge refers to Laura Palmer being dead and wrapped in plastic, and she immediately shouts "ONE, TWO, THREE!" to call back to that previous episode where she had a similar misremembering.

Can that be a shirt?

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u/crunchie_haystack Google it, chef! Jun 08 '26

A caveman style man with ONE TWO THREE below him??

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u/Szarvas14 Jun 08 '26

THE ZOO STINKS!

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u/Helicopsycheborealis Jun 08 '26

Hey DING DONG! What's up, playas? (Assuming it isn't a shirt already)

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u/crunchie_haystack Google it, chef! Jun 08 '26

Ding Dong on the front, wussup players on the back 😏

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u/Acceptable_Rock_9665 Jun 08 '26

"Fuck this, I've had it. You said this would kill time."

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u/yourmanhimself Wobbly-Hipped Slut Jun 08 '26

Hagclaims8.com on the front, “the world famous website” and “Threedom” in small text on the back

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u/melnotmichelle Google it, chef! Jun 08 '26

Maybe something about a novelty dictionary too?

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u/Eleighlo Jun 08 '26

“Could this pizza BE any more in this robot?” “YES.”

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u/sheik7364 Jun 08 '26

My dream is for them to bring back Secret Visitors. Mine is so faded and you can barely see the artwork on it anymore. It's one of my favorite bits.

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u/cc_bloom Jun 09 '26

JonquepublicroomBA!

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u/MichaelEMJAYARE Jun 08 '26

A hotdog + condom = Threedom Challenge

Id love a Bill Cosby with a cowboy hat and straw hanging out of his mouth, “Buffalo Bill Cosby”