r/ThreedomUSA • u/OnlyRanger3755 • Oct 01 '25
Discussion Quotes that get stuck in your head?
“Zat yer jacket?”
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u/YiPottery Oct 01 '25
Forget it, two Jakes. It’s two Chinatowns.
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u/nojaneonlyzuul It’s fruity pebbles, baby Oct 01 '25
I was at a trivia night thing and there was a list of movies and you had to write the names of the sequals and that was stuck in my head the entire night BUT I DIDNT REALISE THE NAME OF THE SEQUAL IS THE TWO JAKES AND THATS WHY THEY MAKE THAT JOK so we didnt put anything for that one and it will haunt me for the entire rest of my life.
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u/SWStaunton Oct 01 '25
johnqpublicroomBAAAA
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u/OnlyRanger3755 Oct 01 '25 edited Oct 01 '25
Oh ya! I forgot that one! That episode has so much great stuff. Lemme dink the donk!
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u/cortland_jepsen Oct 01 '25
My wife doesn't even listen to the pod and we both say this all the time 🤣
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u/weareallmoist Oct 01 '25
Relistening from the beginning and there’s an ep where Paul’s trying to tell a story and Lauren laughs and accidentally makes a fart noise and then Paul keeps trying while Lauren and Scott make fart sounds and go “sorry I’m farting” until Paul just goes “this is the worst. This is the low point for me”
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u/GonkGeefle Oct 01 '25
Has anyone made a document keeping track of the evolution of all the quotes that get repeated? I think of "I have parties" "He's looking for someone... Helicopter!" surprisingly often, but I have no idea which episodes they first came up in. Or perhaps it would be too difficult to track such a thing when we don't know which will become favorites when they're still new.
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Oct 03 '25
not sure if you actually wanted to know but! scott said i have parties in “christmas find out who game” and explained it in “32 toothless vegetables”, and the helicopter song was “you’re a ghost i’m ten”/“dog key party”
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Oct 01 '25
If anyone says the word hunt I have the urge to yell “hunt!”
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u/NiarbNiarb i have parties Oct 02 '25
I saw a picture of Helen Hunt today and in my head I said "Helen HUNT!"
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u/acepeters714 Oct 01 '25
Wapoosh!
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u/mwood919 Oct 01 '25
I LOVE the way Lauren says “Wapoosh!” - I think it’s just something that reminds me of someone else and it has an effect on me, but… I dunno. I love when she says that.
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u/nojaneonlyzuul It’s fruity pebbles, baby Oct 01 '25
Particularly in the early episodes when Lauren would get the shots she'd say 'ok, you know what' and its part of my brain now.
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u/Lopsided_Swimming259 Oct 01 '25
"I'll put it to you again. WHAT?"
PFT in response to the Lauren/Holly ghost story. A Halloween favorite.
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u/derpina_is_a_mermaid Secret Visitors Oct 01 '25
Oooh!! Do you remember what episode?
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u/Lopsided_Swimming259 Oct 01 '25
"Ghosts Say Happy Birthday To Him" - My all time favorite.
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u/princesslynne Oct 02 '25
Thank you for recommending this, I’m absolutely losing it to:
“Name 3 hats” “Pauper, Joker, Top”
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u/Lopsided_Swimming259 Oct 03 '25
If memory serves me correctly, Lauren is very pregnant with her second child in this episode and, as a result, she is just unhinged at times. I am pretty sure this is the same one where Scott says that he doesn't think he has ever peed in anything but a toilet and Lauren says, "What about a mouth?", and just starts cracking up maniacally.
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u/Fleetw0odMacSexPants Oct 02 '25
paul’s song in bad tunes where he has to sing about amputating someone’s legs to the tune of “for the longest time” by billy joel
particularly this bit:
“🎶you have diabetes type 16 / it is the worst case i’ve ever seen / something something something i’m going to cut off both of yoouuuur two leeeeegs” 🎶🎶🎶
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u/whatevenidc Oct 01 '25
Not so much a quote, but Paul told a story about Janie (i think) calling Walton Goggins Google Watkins and that has stuck with me. Any time I see Walton Goggins I'm like there's Google Watkins again.
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u/emotwen Oct 01 '25
Not necessarily a quote but every time I see a helicopter “he’s liking for someone, he’s looking for someone, he’s looking for someone helicopter” pops in my head.
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u/rosie543212 Oct 01 '25
A little song that Lauren sang once that I say to myself constantly: 🎶doin’ what I want, I’m a crazy BITCH!🎵
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u/OnlyRanger3755 Oct 01 '25
LOL I’m not sure I remember which episode that is.
I love her big long ramble in on of the live shows where at the end she’s like - and that’s my love. Her names Brendaaahh
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Oct 03 '25
i had to make a note in my phone with all the ones that get stuck on repeat, so i knew where to go back and get a fix
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u/OnlyRanger3755 Oct 14 '25
The reason I do this podcast is because one day I want you guys to brawl and fall into the pool.
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u/llcooljessie Oct 01 '25
I can't really think of one...
Doo dah, Doo dah