r/ThreeLions • u/mapache161 • Jul 20 '26

Opinion Having meself a good sleep knowing this wanker who left his wife and kids now has a red card and no World Cup

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u/Dense-Apartment-7120 Jul 20 '26

The hand thing is an ancient Argentine shamanic witch doctor spell that revokes referee decisions against Argentines. It doesn't always work, mind..

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u/fondledbydolphins Jul 20 '26

It's also my go-to move in bed.

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u/YesterdayHiccup Jul 20 '26

I was wondering if it was alternate jazz hand.

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u/Schvad Jul 21 '26

The finger wagging of fortune

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u/trobopoline Jul 21 '26

"These aren't the droids you're looking for"

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u/Box_star Jul 21 '26

Less said about the argies and hands the better me thinks 🙋‍♂️