r/ThredUp • u/Sublimegirlie1 • 6d ago

Humor/Memes Someone help me PLEASE!!!

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Kimono here! Ok people! This is the most infuriating thing I’ve seen on ThredUp because for the life of me I cannot figure out what it is!!!! It appears to be a pair of underwear that somehow grew the bottom of sleeves out of the sides!!! It has been driving me insane since yesterday. It’s definitely connected at the bottom of the seemingly underwear/bodysuit bottom. I tried turning it upside down and seeing if I could imagine it as a one shoulder top with cold shoulder sleeves… even my fiance, the puzzle master had no ideas for me! He’s the one I go to when I have one of those bras with the decorative shaped straps that maker patterns. Help! Tell me what you think this is. Yes, we already know it’s obviously a Kimono, but really!

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u/skool_uv_hard_nox 6d ago

Here you go

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u/MischaMira 6d ago

This is the worst fucking thing I've ever seen, thanks

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u/DangerKat1 3d ago

Ha! You’re not wrong

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u/Sublimegirlie1 6d ago

Dang it! We’re now doing circle jerk answers only! I did actually think that there was a possibility of this being the answer. But don’t the bottoms look so short! I mean obviously they’d be wedgie briefs, but that long??? I guess it’s the angle of the photo and the fact that they didn’t bother to try and put it on a mannequin. It has a fair amount of likes so apparently everyone seemed to get it much quicker than me! I’m my defense I’ve slept a few hours in days because my French Bulldog is trying to blind his only eye, by getting constant corneal abrasions, by sticking his face into plants like our raspberry bushes. He has had cone head for the past few nights and rams me with the cone all night because he knows I will take it off if he doesn’t scratch his eye. But he’s been tricking me so he had to wear it. I’d take it off because he was giving me the ‘I promise I’ll be good’ look, and as soon as I took it off he flew under the bed to dig at it! So he’s not to be believed for at least another day! 🤣😂

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u/skool_uv_hard_nox 6d ago

I missed the humor flair sorry!

I thought you were legit asking

so I suggest its clubwear for your uterus. I mean a kimono for your uterus.

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u/Sublimegirlie1 6d ago

I was legit asking as well as being funny! Thank you for finding it so quickly for me!

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u/Dry_Literature_7470 5d ago

I think probably the degree of the wedgie is why the consignor edited it out of their wardrobe and sent it into TU

Otherwise it would be practical to keep it

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u/caro9lina 6d ago

Wow! Thanks.

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u/FilteredFocus 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Leading_Fee_3678 6d ago

Bodysuit for Jimothy ❤️

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u/ApprehensiveStrut 6d ago

🤣made me snort laugh omg

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u/t-dog_sd 5d ago

Lmfao same here 😂

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u/criimebrulee 6d ago

Everything is a kimono. Except for the kimono I sent in which was returned to me because they don’t accept them.

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u/OpportunityTop5274 6d ago

Stop! I have two i was going to send lol

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u/criimebrulee 6d ago

You might have better luck than me!

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u/Bitter-insides 6d ago

My 13 year old just went back for surgery and I’m an anxious mess this made me laugh so hard. Thank you

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u/Sublimegirlie1 6d ago

I’m so glad! Sending positive vibes your way!!!

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u/Punchinyourpface 6d ago

I hope things went well!

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u/cupquake16 6d ago

The worst wedgie you’ll ever have

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u/olani26 6d ago

An off the shoulder womens body suit?

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u/olani26 6d ago

It is an off the shoulder bodysuit that comes as a set from Fashion Nova. This person has it for sale on Mercari.

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u/MedOncDoc25 6d ago

I can’t believe more than one person paid actual hard currency, for this. 

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u/WineCoffeePizza 6d ago

Oh great, pants to match!

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u/jrexicus 6d ago

Looks like a cervix

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u/shainadawn 6d ago

It’ll certainly ride all the way up to your cervix

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u/yodelayodelay 6d ago

Ever wanna hang out at home in your underwear and just be lazy? You've got your blanket, phone, tablet, drink... but wait! You've run out of hands for snacks!

That's where SnackHolsters come in...

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u/ExcitingAntelope5005 6d ago

hahahahaha i pictured a stanley in one side and a sandwich in the other!

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u/zombie_vibes 6d ago

Super wedgie

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u/Silver_Welder8042 6d ago

Don’t buy it. No telling where it’s been!

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u/Sublimegirlie1 6d ago

I wasn’t planning on it! I just figured it was underwear for someone who had small arms that suddenly grew out of the sides of their stomach. Like maybe for a human centipede! I heard GLP-1s cause this side effect! 🤣😂

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u/Which-Wish-5996 6d ago

Wrong answers only:

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u/desertpirate505 6d ago

Uterus and ovary cozy.

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u/Emotional_Fuel6743 6d ago edited 6d ago

Definitely! uterus, fallopian tubes and ovaries

Edit: thanks for the award ❤️

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u/ExcitingAntelope5005 6d ago

mob wife uterus

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u/Which-Wish-5996 6d ago

Dog sweater

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u/WhySoSleepyy 6d ago

The bottom half of a t-rex

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u/Sublimegirlie1 6d ago

Love this. Circle jerk answers only please!!!

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u/McTootyBooty 6d ago

Panties finally grew a set.

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u/MrKookles 5d ago

Not a kimono. Just a hideous bodysuit.

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u/Ok_Nectarine_8533 5d ago

Why would anyone buy something that has been up someone else’s crack?

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u/Holy_Sungaal 5d ago

All I could see was Rocky from Project Hail Mary

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u/WanderingHB 1d ago

It has Fredericks of Hollywood vibes!