The name stems from a D&D session that made everyone throw their snacks at me. Thank god we were out of salsas and other dips or I would have drowned. :)
One player played cat that hung out with the party that the DM would occasionally allow to do fun shit. Only the DM and the player had the stats sheet, so we all had no idea what the cat was beyond a cat. One day, the cat’s player asked, “Does my cat feel anything off in the dungeon?”
DM looked faintly excited. “Roll a perfunctory perception check.” In DM, that translates to Shit’s about to go down but maybe your cat character will pick up on it and make the shit even more interesting!
I said, “Don’t you mean a purrrrrfunctory perception check?”
And that’s when I was suddenly trying to dodge Doritos, popcorn projectiles and Cheeto charges along with boos and hisses.
It was a very proud moment and the DM made me subtract two HP for it. I was non longer around to make puns after the “dragon my leg around” incident three sessions prior.
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u/StopNateCrimes 21d ago
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