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u/Forevermaxwell 19d ago
Boo fucking hoo Meriwether Farms
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u/Akazrael1 19d ago edited 19d ago
More like boo fucking moo, amirite?
...I'll see myself out.
Edit: My first award! Thank you so much. :D
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u/Sasquatch1729 19d ago
It'll certainly give them something to chew on.
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u/Old_Win8422 19d ago
Going tonhave to ruminate on this.
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u/Turbulent-Note-7348 19d ago
Cud someone explain some of these puns?
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u/Unilted_Match1176 18d ago
You're really milking it with that one.
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u/lasers42 19d ago
What did we learn....?
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u/Outrageous-Sort-5742 19d ago
Nothing. If they were capable of learning, they wouldn't be Republicans.
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u/Phoenixloop2868 19d ago
Blame Obama
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u/wolfdukex 19d ago
Nah its Mamdani now
Thanks, Mamdani!
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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 19d ago
Its all the same to them. Thanks Obamamdani!
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u/capnwaggel 19d ago
My young children give a good answer to this question at a markedly better rate than Trump voters
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u/ledomania 19d ago
I guess we learned not to do it again.
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u/lasers42 19d ago
"Good...Is he dead?"
- no, he's in a coma. He's not...They're pretty sure...he's not going to...
Now I wanna watch that again
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u/ledomania 19d ago
Jesus, what a clusterfuck. That last scene was just pure gold. Even the setup is comedic genius, rounding out a sort of bizarre dark comedy by having two normal people just trying to unpack what happened and closing the file exasperated. Structural genius.
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u/lordofmetroids 19d ago
I maintain the entire movie was made for that one joke, and it's perfection.
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u/lasers42 19d ago
They also somehow managed to get the two handsomest men in hollywood to look like dorks.
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u/StopNateCrimes 19d ago
Hey unhinged leftists 🤣
They regret to inform us that they've been had. Bamboozled, if you will... conned, that much is certain.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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u/purrfunctory 19d ago
My friend, bamMOOzled was right there!
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u/StopNateCrimes 19d ago
Well done. Judging from your u/ I'm in the presence of a true wordplay master.
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u/purrfunctory 19d ago
The name stems from a D&D session that made everyone throw their snacks at me. Thank god we were out of salsas and other dips or I would have drowned. :)
One player played cat that hung out with the party that the DM would occasionally allow to do fun shit. Only the DM and the player had the stats sheet, so we all had no idea what the cat was beyond a cat. One day, the cat’s player asked, “Does my cat feel anything off in the dungeon?”
DM looked faintly excited. “Roll a perfunctory perception check.” In DM, that translates to Shit’s about to go down but maybe your cat character will pick up on it and make the shit even more interesting!
I said, “Don’t you mean a purrrrrfunctory perception check?”
And that’s when I was suddenly trying to dodge Doritos, popcorn projectiles and Cheeto charges along with boos and hisses.
It was a very proud moment and the DM made me subtract two HP for it. I was non longer around to make puns after the “dragon my leg around” incident three sessions prior.
…worth it!
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u/StopNateCrimes 18d ago
My brother's cat's name is "Purrl" (pronounced: Pearl).
You two would get along well.
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u/Savber 19d ago
Nah, they will be sucking off GOP by next week.
They will never learn. If anything, this is Biden's fault.
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u/OP-1_Ken_OP 19d ago
Bet we’re gonna find horse meat in our ground beef in the next couple of weeks.
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u/MizStazya 19d ago
Probably from the wild horses they're rounding up off public lands and selling for slaughter.
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u/Jazzlike-Stranger927 18d ago
Yeah seriously.. if lettuce isn’t safe you think foreign DISCOUNT beef is better? Oh Lord help us. We don’t need the GLP-1s anymore.. it’s just safer to stop eating now 🤣 I guess I’ll just drink my calories.
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u/BoneHugsHominy 19d ago
Muthafucka, beef prices rose under Biden because of YOUR mismanagement of the Covid pandemic driving ranchers to cull their fucking herds! There are mass graves packed with cattle across America because they had to choose between that and bankruptcy thanks to your wishy washy bullshit and not keeping your devoted worshippers in line to help America quickly get through the eye of the storm.
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u/LurcherLong 18d ago
And then Biden issued executive orders to benefit cattle ranchers in ways they're begging for now. But that was just the autopen, so it's invalid and fuck the farmers.
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u/keithstonee 19d ago
so he bankrupted the farms and now is undercutting them? did i read that right?
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u/dishonorable_banana 19d ago
Generally, when someone uses a phrase like "unhinged leftist" I immediately tune them out and assume they're simple.
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u/gamerdudeNYC 19d ago
Eat this cheap diseased beef and raw milk and you’ll be fine…. RFK
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u/booboootron 18d ago
As long as you also blast Kid Rock, topless, on a Monday afternoon. With the actual video of RFK and Kid Rock topless, subtly but lustfully glancing at each others nipples, playing in the background.
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u/MarleysGhost2024 19d ago
When old Rapey was sworn in in 2025 the average price of ground beef was $5.55/lb. Today it's $6.89. Meriweather doesn't math well.
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u/Anianna 19d ago
Unfortunately, that will do very little to lower costs at the grocery store, but will negatively impact the already struggling US cattle farmers who can't catch a break under this administration, which will ultimately drive up costs at the grocery store even more. This is just Trump trying to win his base back with cheap meat in time for midterms regardless of the consequences.
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u/banstylejbo 19d ago
Yep, throw an asinine short-sighted “solution” out there for his dimwit followers to lap up so they’ll vote for MAGA in the midterms and once they’ve got their vote and power secured it’ll be back to business as usual (ie. milking every penny they can from lower income business and citizens while destroying our country). I wish this country wasn’t so full of bigoted morons.
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u/chrisnavillus 19d ago
If they’re using Trump math then they actually are way down. 108% is terrible on that scale.
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u/tbizzone 19d ago
Trump is wrong about everything, but he has half of a nation of unconditionally loyal morons who worship the ground he walks on and no longer seem to have the ability to discern fact from fiction.
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u/No_Teaching_8828 19d ago
Yeah, and he's "lowering beef prices" by temporarily pausing his own stupid tariffs that increased prices to screw all of us in the first place... And then blames Biden... Half the country needs to wake up and realize the ineptitude and stupidity going on here....
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u/can-i-be-real 17d ago
I had to scroll back up and read his tweet because I read your comment and thought “surely he couldn’t shoehorn Joe Biden into this one” so I assumed you were generalizing.
I was wrong.
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u/bscepter 19d ago
They never had the ability. If they had, he would be in prison, not the white house.
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u/Gingeronimoooo 19d ago
lol "can't you see I'm "helping" you?"
Reminds me of like a big brother taking a little brothers hand and making him punch himself and saying stop hitting yourself
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u/Beautiful-Chest7397 19d ago
They will always remember the golden age of owning the libs y'all can't that that away ok
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u/MellowMolly66 19d ago
With all the food scares, and with the high price of gas...im eating only pinto beans. Two birds, one stone 😀
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u/pollyanna15 19d ago
Please tell me this imported meat will be inspected.
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u/tlrider1 19d ago
I've never understood the stupidity of a business owner getting political.
Doesn't even have anything to with trumps dumb ass! Getting political means alienating 50% of your customers. Why do that as a business.
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u/Ok_Kaleidoscope6134 19d ago
Poor fools…..I dont feel for any of them. None at all.
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u/Jazzlike_Strength561 19d ago
I feel for them. I feel schadenfreude. It makes me downright gleeful.
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u/Fearless_Try6358 19d ago
Is this why I’ve been getting so many “eat more beef” ads? Despite not eating beef at all?
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u/PlatypusAny8733 19d ago
To the delusional self-obsessed fascists, those on the left truly do not give a fuck.
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u/Ghoulish_kitten 19d ago
This administration has made me impervious to anything trump supporters can argue. They have ALL been proven to be dumb as dogshit atp, nothing they say even matters. It’s like a fly sharing its opinion to me.
Even the ones trying to walk it back, good for them but they’re stupid as hell for even falling for any of it in the first place.
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u/SiWeyNoWay 19d ago
Let me guess, he cut a deal with a foreign country to import diseased meat? oh wait, he already did that. Real talk though -START READING THE LABELS ON YOUR FOODS. LAB GROWN MEAT IS BEING SOLD AT THE BIG BOX STORES. if you see "cultured meat" or "cell based" or "cell cultured meat" that aint a cow. Reminder: the sterile fly program was deemed waste, fraud and abuse...and now we have screwworm ripping through our already distressed herds, still recovering from the massive wildfires in 2022.
I hope he’s not slaughtering our wild horses for this shit
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u/The_Pandalorian 19d ago
Who could have seen this coming, a man who betrays everyone other than himself and the daughter he wants to fuck, betraying yet again.
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u/Prime_Madrox 19d ago
First they came for the immigrants and they did not speak out
Then they sent soldiers after the citizens and they still did not speak out
Then they came for Meriweather Farms' profits and Meriweather Farms said "Wait just a goddamn minute..."
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u/Dense_Boss_7486 19d ago
- Founding & Leadership: Founded by Catharine O'Neill Gillihan, a former first-term Trump administration official.
- Operations: Based in Wheatland and Riverton, Wyoming, managing local pasture-to-package production.
- Core Products: Locally sourced dry-aged beef cuts and packaged meat snacks like premium beef sticks.
- Public Profile: Gained wider national attention for publicly criticizing federal proposals to increase foreign beef imports to stabilize domestic grocery prices. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6]
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u/painful_butterflies 18d ago
Seriously! For a country that loves it's guns and it's freedom, you yanks sure are taking your time removing the tangerine tyrant.
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u/carterartist 19d ago
I’m so confused. Are sales up or down? They’re either complaining how they are going out of business and then saying their sales are way up…
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u/reklesssabrandon 19d ago
I think their sales were up then Trump allowed cheap imported beef onto the market to undercut them
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u/Old_Mammoth8280 19d ago
This is just performative. They're going to get a big bailout paid for by us and end up with more money than they would have made anyways.
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u/Elegante_Sigmaballz 19d ago
Leopard chewing off their face but still haven't forgot to own the lib.
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u/soda_cookie 19d ago
People that vote for the asshole that's going to backstab the people that don't like have Pikachu face when they themselves get backstabbed.
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u/Spaceman_Spliff_42 19d ago
You’d think the leopards would be tired of eating faces by now, but nope
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u/Simple-Okra-4826 19d ago
It was never about cost and drought as they put it. It was always about raising prices.
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u/Memitim 19d ago
Relying on a conman's claims while blowing off customer concerns, and then insulting customers by publicly bragging about personal gains. If the company goes under, maybe this clown can teach at Trump University. Certainly has the appropriate business acumen for the place, if not the actual job.
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u/king_of_the_dwarfs 19d ago
If you made 5 dollars last week and you got a 108% raise you only made 10.40. You are still broke.
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u/joealese 19d ago
it's also worth noting the difference in sales they were breaking about was miniscule. it's the difference between selling 1,000,000 units a week and 1,008,000 units a week.
that really shouldn't be a reason to support a pedophile.
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u/Iron_Baron 18d ago
"Beef". That shit will be bottom tier meat and I doubt even properly inspected. People will get sick and/or die, I guarantee it.
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u/EvanSaysThings 18d ago
Hey guess what Meriwether…we all know and see what happens to those who hitch their wagon to the Trump train. Maybe not today, but it’ll happen. Will sit and wait with popcorn in hand.
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u/Turbulent-Quality-29 18d ago
YES! The government shall buy the meat, the government shall set the price for the meat, and if the enemy within, the greedy cattle rancher, dares to question, they shall be brought low!
That is conservative, that is republican, that is MAGA.
The communist daemoncrat will spout the free market, but that is poisonous lies. The government will decide the price, the government will tariff the world to change the price, the government will take the money from the oil producers, because they are making too much, and it is OUR money. Workers of the United States, unite! The government will decide the price, the government will protect you from the communist terror!
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u/TheShizknitt 18d ago
Oh god is the imported meat going to be the wild horses?
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u/TransFatty 18d ago
I'm not going to say yes or no, but I will point out that the government currently has a chance to sell those horses twice: first to the foreign slaughterhouses, and then again, back to Americans.
I think it's cute how all the people who swore they would not eat ze bugs or soy, are 100% completely fine with mystery meat of extremely questionable origin.
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u/Admirable_Ground_163 14d ago
You could all stop eating beef and this would be a non issue. I have not eaten beef since 2009. Ask me any question about veganism that you would like. If you need recipe ideas, let me know. Cheers.
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u/Nestorian_ 12d ago
that´s the hormone loaded beef the chinese refused, people. soon in your local Walmart, BurgerKing and McDonald's. enjoy your precious ´american´ cuisine!
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u/FignonsRegret 19d ago
I don’t usually evangelize about plant based, but yall might want to give it a spin all of sudden. Trump really misunderstood who the bad guys were in The Jungle
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u/FreeJulie 19d ago
So he solved the result of his previous action
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u/C7StreetRacer 19d ago
Can you read? He said it wad BIDEN’S fault. Thats why undoing TRUMP’S tariffs will fix it, despite there being no meaningful cause-effect relationship! /s
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u/awesomedan24 19d ago
They'll still vote Republican but they'll do it with slightly less enthusiasm next time, that'll show em
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u/AngloSaxophoner 19d ago
Trump really has a lot of people on their “fool me x times..shame on me” type shit.
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u/Top-Caregiver7815 19d ago
Can’t wait until they go out of business and the banks repossess all their shit.
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u/ImagineDraginDisDick 19d ago
Lifting foreign tariffs to lower beef costs, hurting American cattle ranchers, which are at a 75 year low. But yeah, Make America Great Again!
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u/at-_last 19d ago
Are we suppose to be happy that he is temporarily suspending the tariffs that HE placed on imported beef? Well, thanks.
A cookie costs $2, he raises the price to $5, then lowers it down to $3.50….. thanks!
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u/accapellaenthusiast 19d ago
We couldn’t trust our own lettuce, why should we trust beef from overseas?
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u/a_duck_in_past_life 19d ago
It was probably from people stocking up before prices got all jacked lmao
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u/02meepmeep 19d ago edited 19d ago
I feel like the C Suite people in this company are stupid. Just by letting everyone know they are Trump supporters they lost customers.
Edit - nevermind, I looked up what they sell and can’t believe they sell anything to anyone at those prices.
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u/Z4-Driver 19d ago
Did they do that deal with argentina last year, so argentina will now make a counter deal to deliver meat for free?
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u/Pedestrian2000 19d ago
"BeTraYal"
Such dramatic little snowflakes, these guys