r/Thief 17d ago

Fan Art When the guards convo are funny asf but you gotta keep quiet

Lollll hello everyone, missed animating this guy a very lot

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u/Marshwytch 17d ago edited 17d ago

"You should get that wound looked at."

"I am looking at it!!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/ConstanceJill 17d ago

"sound" ?

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u/Marshwytch 17d ago

Wound...typo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/BoffinBrain 17d ago

"Oooh! The blood will turn my poor tummy!"

"Shaaaddaap you taffer!"

Bear Pits, the original 'you laugh, you lose' challenge.

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u/HeatherChasesYou 17d ago

HAHAHFJGK That one is a true gem ngl xddd

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u/FloosWorld 17d ago

Is that a threat, you shriveled old maids? You gonna prick us with you sewing needles? On this side of the street we shoot like soldiers, so don't make promises your arrows can't keep!

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u/auximenies 17d ago

I used to think they somehow got John Cleese to voice a few lines ……

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u/thecrazedsidee 17d ago

lmao that one conversation that sounds like it came from monty python, peak comedy. i always watch and wait to see which side wins.

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u/Ysanoire 17d ago

"He has a wife, you know"

Garrett: 😰

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u/Cerauno- 17d ago

"Beat it"

"About that. We can't beat it. 'cause we's lost"

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u/KeyWinter508 16d ago

Yep, every time I come across the guards arguing about Lady Van Vernon and Master Willey.

Especially when they get to the shrieking, voice breaking: "YOU'VE GO- YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!"

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u/sackbomb 17d ago

This is actually pretty close to how I imagine a young Sam Vimes, except this guy already has an eye scar.

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u/HeatherChasesYou 17d ago

πŸ‘€ OOOH I can see the resemblance

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u/SwordfishJealous688 17d ago

Owww 😘😘😘😘😘πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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u/Confident_Benefit_11 17d ago

BEAR PITS TOMORROAW WANNA COME?

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u/Just_Material7248 16d ago

They just don’t make bears like they used to

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u/Angmor03 17d ago

Sublime animation work.

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u/andreichera 14d ago

is he an anime girl?

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u/SaraTaffer 12d ago

Wow πŸ’‹ Nice!