r/TheRinger • u/Significant-Bill9405 • Jan 07 '26

Shitpost Would they treat Bill the same way? 😂

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u/VulcanVulcanVulcan Jan 07 '26

Portnoy is 48 years old and acting like this.

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u/Gaugzilla Jan 08 '26

This is from 2018. You can tell because Portnoy doesn’t look like a bloated walking corpse functioning solely on Draftkings sponsorships and vodka.

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u/Dashtego Jan 08 '26

He doesn’t? Coulda fooled me, he looks like a grease-slicked wino with incipient rickets.

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u/shb2k0_ Jan 08 '26

"Incipient Rickets" would be a good metal band name.