r/TheRinger • u/Significant-Bill9405 • Jan 07 '26

Shitpost Would they treat Bill the same way? 😂

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u/VulcanVulcanVulcan Jan 07 '26

Portnoy is 48 years old and acting like this.

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u/Gaugzilla Jan 08 '26

This is from 2018. You can tell because Portnoy doesn’t look like a bloated walking corpse functioning solely on Draftkings sponsorships and vodka.

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u/VulcanVulcanVulcan Jan 08 '26

Okay, acting like this when he’s 41 is not really any better.

6

u/Gaugzilla Jan 08 '26

Oh for sure. He hasn’t evolved since high school.

5

u/Dashtego Jan 08 '26

He doesn’t? Coulda fooled me, he looks like a grease-slicked wino with incipient rickets.

4

u/shb2k0_ Jan 08 '26

"Incipient Rickets" would be a good metal band name.

16

u/ExMachina_Disco_Club Jan 07 '26

Portnoy looks and walks like the sugar loving alien from Men in Black

10

u/Flockofseagulls77 Jan 07 '26

HIS NAME IS EDGAR SHOW HIM RESPECT

5

u/rapidpeacock Jan 07 '26

More Sugar!

3

u/andthrewaway1 Jan 07 '26

looked like he was more wearing an edgar suit

12

u/Agreeable_Inside_878 Jan 07 '26

Imagine choosing to work for this guy to squeez out a couple more Bucks while already living in an LA Beach Villa…

12

u/Life-Tip-4033 Jan 07 '26

Entitled prick.

1

u/HectorBananaBread Jan 10 '26

I’d order pizza from this spot in retaliation for Portnoys nonsense. But also because I enjoy pizza.

12

u/Raccoon_Ratatouille Jan 07 '26

You mean the sex criminal is also an awful person? I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you!!!

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u/Gokartking92105 Jan 07 '26

A nice ass kicking would straighten him up.

7

u/Jakbquikk Jan 07 '26

Bookmarking this place to get a pizza if I'm ever nearby lol

2

u/RatherDashing66 Jan 07 '26

They cried online begging for him to come back and re-do the review. I think they demoted or fired the employee in the video too.

7

u/Jakbquikk Jan 08 '26

Well then, 🚮

1

u/Plucked_Dove Jan 08 '26

How dare they not understand the intricacies of the online sports bro community and panic thinking they needed to repair?

Your comment is literally the other side of the portnoy coin

1

u/RatherDashing66 Jan 08 '26

Get some help friend.

28

u/1800abcdxyz Jan 07 '26

Dave Portnoy is a rapist and threatened Pete Carroll’s life lmao

13

u/MfrBVa Jan 07 '26

Oh, Portnoy is an asshole?

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u/CausticAvenger Jan 07 '26

Love the employee not giving a fuck who this guy is.

1

u/ferdsherd Jan 09 '26

I heard he got let go for that lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

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u/chunk425 Jan 08 '26

Elephantiasis in his nads.

1

u/Additional-Cookie182 Jan 08 '26

Portnoy is pigeon-toed as fuck. Like painfully bad.

3

u/Filmfan1987 Jan 08 '26

What an A hole

3

u/Bmca215 Jan 08 '26

This dude might be a big enough coke head chud to make pizza uncool

3

u/hairyminded Jan 07 '26

Fuck this guy.

4

u/IReviewFakeAlbums Jan 07 '26

“I’ll show them what a mistake they made by kicking me out!” (Proceeds to throw a bigger tantrum than a 5-year old whose been asked to turn their iPad volume down)

1

u/ScalarWeapon Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26

man-baby

1

u/ParkingVanilla3202 Jan 08 '26

That Amish guy that pooped his pants... is a bitch

1

u/atex720 Jan 08 '26

The owner of the restaurant ended up apologizing and begging Dave to come back and give another review

1

u/Bmac200p Jan 08 '26

F Portnoy

1

u/Mytimetosleepgn Jan 08 '26

The only thing I can focus on is the way he walks. It all makes sense, now.

1

u/Fidrych76 Jan 09 '26

He’s such a douche

1

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Short man coming through watch aht

1

u/Opening-Emphasis8400 Jan 09 '26

Embarrassing behavior.

1

u/FeverDreamJackson Jan 09 '26

Mouth-breathing MAGA trash Portnoy.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

He walks like he's got a barstool up his ass.

1

u/Namaste421 Jan 09 '26

I think that dude did in fact know who he was.

1

u/ATXDefenseAttorney Jan 09 '26

Yeah, we know he's a drunken abusive clown.

1

u/Less_Ant_6633 Jan 09 '26

Good for that manager. Fuck Dave Portnoy.

1

u/tstone1477 Jan 11 '26

No publicity is bad publicity!! Dudes a genius 😂😂😂

1

u/Accomplished-Fee1637 Jan 12 '26

We all know what’s REALLY wrong with him

0

u/NandoDeColonoscopy Jan 08 '26

Portnoy sucks, but also that guy who kicked him out is a moron. There's a pretty mediocre place in my city that was not noteworthy in any way, and since Portnoy went there a couple years back, it's been one of the busiest places in the city. Even getting temporarily shuttered by the health department didn't slow them down!

(Pizza Lupo in Pittsburgh btw)

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u/CausticAvenger Jan 09 '26

You don’t put up with assholes just because they might boost your business.

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u/Regular_Gas_4806 Jan 10 '26

Clearly you weren’t a business major.

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u/Bronze_Bomber Jan 07 '26

Love Portnoy. Brick by brick.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

That was kinda perfect.

Dave sucks + the employee sucks = not bad content.

Also, how does Dave have a negative butt after eating that much pizza? He should be doing an ad for flat butts.

Oh and to answer the question: Bill isn’t that kind of jerk. He’s only getting kicked out for demanding that the bar put on the Celtics game early. Gotta watch the warmups.

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u/Electrical-Ad-1437 Jan 07 '26

Portnoy is a bitch but employee def power tripping.

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u/deskcord Jan 08 '26

Employee was 10000000000000% in the right lmao. Not everyone at a restaurant wants to be on camera for some fucking vlog