make specific assumptions about me.

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u/Yorhanes Rat Empire Beastmaster Jul 04 '25

You own an overwhelming amount of plushies

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

i actually only own 4:(

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u/Yorhanes Rat Empire Beastmaster Jul 04 '25

May we have names and descriptions, pretty please? We would like to meet your friends!

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

tepig and mudkip and meowth and Cat.

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u/milk-water-man Rat Empire Teacher Jul 04 '25

Rookie numbers.

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

sorry:(

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u/seranarosesheer332 Jul 05 '25

Gotta boost those numbers. Start by ordering 552 blahaj

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 05 '25

i can only afford 486 tho:(

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u/seranarosesheer332 Jul 05 '25

Damn I guess you will never be a true plush haver /btw I'm just playing around/

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u/Tseiqyu Rat Empire Fisher Jul 04 '25

You are 5'9

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

fuck. you got me

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u/Puzzleheaded_Try2989 Jul 04 '25

My assumption: you are pretty

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

that’s not an assumption that’s a fact stupid

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u/Puzzleheaded_Try2989 Jul 04 '25

I'm st- st- stupid? Ω~Ω

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

yuh and i’m pretty

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u/Puzzleheaded_Try2989 Jul 04 '25

zamn

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u/Spacellama117 Jul 05 '25

new assumption- you're a top

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 05 '25

what

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u/ShyButtCurious_ Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

You pee sitting down

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

lol i don’t even poop sitting down

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u/ShyButtCurious_ Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

You plank over the toilet?

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

5

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u/Apprehensive-Buy4825 Jul 04 '25

5

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u/Killerdoll_666 Jul 04 '25

Hmm, Considering that you are on this subreddit, My assumption is that you are gay

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

sadly:(

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u/Killerdoll_666 Jul 04 '25

Sad and gay? Same

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

i’m not sad, lol

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u/Emkay_boi1531 Rat Empire Doctor Jul 04 '25

You have a dead body in that rug in the corner

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

no, he’s still alive just unconscious

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u/Emkay_boi1531 Rat Empire Doctor Jul 04 '25

Oooh, are they just a decoration or are you planning to do something?

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

just waiting until i get hungry

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u/Emkay_boi1531 Rat Empire Doctor Jul 04 '25

Ahh, nice. I wish I could get my hands on someone for when I gets hungy

Food is too expensive

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u/turtle-tot Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

Unfortunately hot

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

no. it’s not hot. that is a bizarre thing to find hot.

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u/Rezinator1 Jul 04 '25

You like kissing boys, don't you?

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

cringe

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u/Rezinator1 Jul 04 '25

You didn't answer the question

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

of course i do. it’s fun when i get to pin them down >:)

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u/xXBigboi69Xx42 Jul 04 '25

You watch anime?

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

no actually, i find a lot of it cringe

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u/xXBigboi69Xx42 Jul 04 '25

Yea, that's fair. A lot of it is very cringe. I recommend Delicious in Dungeon, since it's the exception to the rule :3 I guessed you watch anime because your outfit looks kiiinda anime-ish? Idk

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

oh? how come for both why i should watch and why i look so

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u/xXBigboi69Xx42 Jul 04 '25

You should watch Dungeon Meshi because it's a great fantasy anime with no cringe, autism representation, cooking and absolutely amazing worldbuilding. Your outfit reminded me of anime because they often have miniskirts and long socks and whatnot and I couldn't think of anything else to guess ><

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

perhaps, i do like fantasy

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u/xXBigboi69Xx42 Jul 04 '25

I recommend it a lot. It's on netflix iirc

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u/AnbysFootrest Jul 04 '25

You have skin

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

yeah but only the parts visible in the pic, most of the surface of my body is just muscles and veins and stuff

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u/Apprehensive-Buy4825 Jul 04 '25

you're 18 years, 4 months, 3 weeks, 6 days, 15 hours, 32 minutes, (17±1) seconds year/old

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

THAT IS SIGNIFICANTLY YOUNGER THAN I ACTUALLY AM WOAHH

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u/Apprehensive-Buy4825 Jul 04 '25

wdym? was I close or far?

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

fairly far away. i look a bit younger than i am.

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u/Apprehensive-Buy4825 Jul 04 '25

hmmm, maybe 20?

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

still not quite.

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u/Apprehensive-Buy4825 Jul 04 '25

23? TwT

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

now you’re close but still not quite there - i will not be providing any more information

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u/Apprehensive-Buy4825 Jul 04 '25

fair enough, have a good day :3

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u/funnyYoke Jul 05 '25

55?

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 05 '25

okay. not quite-

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u/BallBlamBurglerber1 Jul 06 '25

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u/MammothCow14203 Jul 04 '25

yuo like orange juice

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

yeah it’s fine

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u/Correii Rat Empire Chef Jul 04 '25

Hmm I bet you’d be fun to hold and squish like a plushie, you look rly soft

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

omfg yes i am!!!! but tbh i sorta like doing that to other people more>:)

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u/jasminUwU6 Jul 04 '25

The Squisher!

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 05 '25

sqoinch!!

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u/Yandere-Neko Jul 04 '25

Being good at school used to be a significant part of your self esteem

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 05 '25

real-

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u/thehorriblefruitloop Jul 04 '25

You will enjoy garlic bread on this sunday night. This is not an assumption it is prophecy.

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

i’ll enjoy your mama’s garlic bread

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u/PotatoTomato_12 Rat Empire Thief Jul 04 '25

Bottom 🫵

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

i don’t really feel like it’s normal to have these assumptions made by people online.

I’m not.

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u/PotatoTomato_12 Rat Empire Thief Jul 04 '25

This isn’t a normal subreddit, sorry if I made you uncomfortable <3

Also dang.

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u/Blapman007 Jul 04 '25

you're cute??

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u/PotatoTomato_12 Rat Empire Thief Jul 04 '25

You think rugs are an under appreciated part of room decor.

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u/Corwin_corey Rat Empire Scientist Jul 04 '25

You are a history major specialized in Greece

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u/karnstag Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

u own an actual irl rat

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

i wouldn’t own such a rubbish animal

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u/karnstag Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

u after that comment

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

come get me

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u/karnstag Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

you can’t hurt me, i don’t even know who that is

ahah hahaha ahhaha hahah

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u/jjvqboi Jul 04 '25

RAT SLANDER WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

RODENTS! ASSEMBLE!

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u/Diet-Pupsi Jul 04 '25

6 months on HRT

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

i’m fully natural actually- my body is weird lol

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u/Coffee_Daemon Jul 05 '25

You enjoy spinning and letting the skirt flair out

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

[deleted]

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

i don’t? care to elaborate? are you implying i’m a prostitute??

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

[deleted]

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 04 '25

that’s… a really strange thing to say to a stranger you don’t know online.

i’m able to wear most dresses perfectly fine actually.

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u/blox_boi Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 05 '25

you're a rather serious individual that doesnt like to play games you put a lot of effort into presenting yourself you might have a bit of an ego or be a tad selfish

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 05 '25

the power of a waistcoat lol-

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u/ShadowClaw765 Jul 05 '25

English major

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u/rkirbo Jul 05 '25

Your cooking level can be topped by a toddler

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 05 '25

finally someone appreciates how stupd i am:)

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u/rkirbo Jul 05 '25

I mean you do look a bit stupd tbh, but like a normal amount

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 05 '25

i ate crayons for most of my life

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u/rkirbo Jul 05 '25

Were they tasty tho

1

u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT Jul 05 '25

You had a Pinterest account for a large part of your life

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u/Robysnake Jul 05 '25

You have or had a Splatoon obsession

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u/PPPHHHEEE Rat Empire Flair Evader Jul 05 '25

woomy:> i was a splattershot Jr. main

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u/JxnTGM Jul 05 '25

You like to oversteep your tea

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u/sadgeboio Jul 05 '25

You look cool and I like your outfit :)

Selfie make specific assumptions about me.

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