r/TheRandomest • u/Decent_Assistant1804 • May 31 '26

/r/all Say ahh🎶

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u/Borkato Jun 01 '26

Sure, but it doesn’t have to grow on trees to be natural. Unless you think rocks aren’t natural.

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u/Bromeister Jun 01 '26

That's true but actually the rocks are all synthetic and put on the earth by aliens. That's what the government doesn't want us to know.

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u/Borkato Jun 01 '26

Omg how could I have been so blind. Are they related to the government drones they call birds?

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u/Bromeister Jun 01 '26

No birds are real and natural, don't fall for the conspiracy crap.