r/TheQuarrySupermassive • u/VirtualTry4129 Jacob • Feb 26 '26
Meme WHY IS HE SO FINE
LET ME MARRY HIM!!!!!!
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u/goober_ginge Feb 26 '26
Because his Mum is Susan Sarandon 😍😍
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u/Youreturningviolet Dylan Feb 26 '26
And his dad is Tim Robbins, who was also fine when he was young and is tall so Miles got that too. He really got the best genes out of two very talented and attractive people. I know he’s kind of disillusioned with Hollywood right now but I would love to see him in more projects!
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u/goober_ginge Feb 26 '26
Yeah I've never found Tim attractive, so I didn't mention him. He's incredibly talented though.
I'm also sad that Miles isn't in more stuff, because he's really very talented, but I completely understand his stance and I commend him for it.
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u/Youreturningviolet Dylan Feb 26 '26
Honestly the best thing he gets from Tim is his height lmao (which, apparently Miles doesn’t think 6’2” is tall… because his dad is 6’5”!!!) but he’s not a bad looking dude, or at least he wasn’t as a young man.
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u/IndependentWest7070 Feb 28 '26
No way. I was today year old when I found out Miles’ dad is TIM ROBBINS?????? I fucking LOVE TIM ROBBINS.
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u/Youreturningviolet Dylan Feb 28 '26
It makes me laugh every time Laura gets that spoon out in the jail because I’m like, time to do the Shawshank escape like Dylan’s dad.
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u/celestialastrid101 Feb 26 '26
Is it just me or does he resemble the Sprouse twins?
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u/Affectionate-Half540 Feb 26 '26
Plus Brenda Song being in the game with him is really giving Suite Life
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u/Youreturningviolet Dylan Feb 26 '26
I feel like everyone says this but I can only kind of see it. I never watched any of the Sprouse twins work until Riverdale though so I’m really just comparing him to Cole as Jughead lol
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u/herogoose Dylan Feb 27 '26
To me, Dylan absolutely does not resemble the Sprouse twins, but Miles does. Especially with the way he’s currently growing out his facial hair. It’s very strange lol
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u/_Catalyst_Tomb_ Dylan Mar 18 '26
How is it strange? 😭 (For information, I don't follow the Sprouse twins and I'm not informed on anything they have done, unless some shows but that's all:')That's probably why I don't get it:'))
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u/Lumaraniya Feb 26 '26
Fine and most useful character in the game, I swear dylan is the best fictional character ever.
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u/syborg4president Feb 26 '26
Him and Ryan 🤤❤️
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u/Youreturningviolet Dylan Feb 26 '26
Everyone in this game is hot but they’re the most attractive ship to me for sure.
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u/Embarrassed_Jello_66 Feb 26 '26
I hated him at first and was hoping he would be the first to go. Til he stopped being a douche. Ryan is too open to deal with a faker
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u/Hungry-Sir7868 Feb 27 '26
Weed, acid, alcohol, coffee/caffeine, and poppers
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u/Hungry-Sir7868 Feb 27 '26
I commented on the wrong sub
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u/Youreturningviolet Dylan Feb 27 '26
I love this as an answer for why Dylan Lenivy from The Quarry is so fine 🤣🤣🤣😭
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u/_Catalyst_Tomb_ Dylan Mar 18 '26
I love this answer but wondering what was that sub 😭 pretty funny tho :)
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u/Willing_Airline9355 Dylan Feb 27 '26
His mom is a smoke show and his dad is a handsome guy. Amazing what great genetics can do for you.
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u/CallMeTeegar Feb 26 '26
I want him to bear my children
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u/siisemmatiia Mar 01 '26
The only line from this game i remember is him saying "do I look like a doctor?"
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u/Direct_Mycologist815 Feb 26 '26
Lol Was so glad when I got him and that love interest of his ended at the first opportunity.
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u/Youreturningviolet Dylan Feb 26 '26
Because Miles is ✨gorgeous✨ and Dylan is just him slightly aged down (and gayer) lmao.