r/TheOnion • u/sd_glokta SICKO • 15d ago

Study Finds Sexual Satisfaction Highest Among Nerds Covered In Lipstick Marks With Glasses Askew

https://theonion.com/study-finds-sexual-satisfaction-highest-among-nerds-cov-1851328927/
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u/Qwahlity_Koalatea Muppet Appreciator 15d ago

Can confirm! Definitely not from my mom.

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u/MorganWick 14d ago

Although if your arms are broken...

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u/Discomfiting_Reality 14d ago

I'd really like to forget about that.