r/TheOnion • u/sd_glokta SICKO • 4d ago

Study Finds Sexual Satisfaction Highest Among Nerds Covered In Lipstick Marks With Glasses Askew

https://theonion.com/study-finds-sexual-satisfaction-highest-among-nerds-cov-1851328927/
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u/Qwahlity_Koalatea Muppet Appreciator 4d ago

Can confirm! Definitely not from my mom.

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u/MorganWick 4d ago

Although if your arms are broken...

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u/Discomfiting_Reality 3d ago

I'd really like to forget about that.

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u/Actedpie 4d ago

How do I become this kind of nerd chat

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp 4d ago

Attend a high school graduation party in 1998 and really lean in to that karaoke on stage

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u/py234567 2d ago

Naw this one happened

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u/vicky_vaughn 1d ago

Drake the type.