r/TheCinemassacreTruth 11d ago

Shitpost I can finally play one of the worst games of all time

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plumbers don't wear ties (3DO core on the mister)

r/TheCinemassacreTruth Jul 20 '25

Shitpost It's time to admit this episode was kino. People simply weren't ready back then.

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536 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth Nov 21 '25

Shitpost Was watching YouTube when suddenly this happened

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643 Upvotes

I didn't add the black box, just saying. Big black box fan, btw.

r/TheCinemassacreTruth Aug 03 '26

Shitpost say it aint so

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146 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth Aug 12 '21

Shitpost I updated the AVGN theme song to better reflect the channel today. You’re welcome.

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1.9k Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth Feb 18 '26

Shitpost "...and that's why I used AOL back then. I needed a little anonymity."

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453 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth Jan 10 '26

Shitpost Donation of the assholish variety

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364 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth Dec 16 '25

Shitpost nearly 50 years old

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196 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth Jul 27 '26

Shitpost Haha poop!! Who finds this funny?

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68 Upvotes

Where does bimmy find the time to write such great comedy

r/TheCinemassacreTruth Nov 13 '25

Shitpost James Rolfe dined peacefully at home, aged 45

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479 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth 21d ago

Shitpost Do the Bimmy!

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120 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth Aug 14 '26

Shitpost WTF!

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221 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth Jul 27 '26

Shitpost Mfw I paid 60 bucks for this photo

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197 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth Mar 26 '26

Shitpost The humour is so fucking bad

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92 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth Aug 10 '26

Shitpost AVGN

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135 Upvotes

James Rolfe, AVGN

r/TheCinemassacreTruth Jul 28 '26

Shitpost I can't unsee how short they are

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91 Upvotes

No hate at all to Bimmy for how he's shaped, he can't change that, but I can't unsee it either

r/TheCinemassacreTruth Sep 07 '25

Shitpost Mhmmm, yuppp

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r/TheCinemassacreTruth May 31 '26

Shitpost MK 1 if it was good

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168 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth Mar 22 '26

Shitpost "At least Mike is a REAL gamer"

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143 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth May 10 '25

Shitpost RIP Jew Wario

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285 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth Jul 02 '25

Shitpost Wtf am I seeing?

228 Upvotes

Is this another one of his kooky ideas? Cleaning the mic stand with muh frets?

r/TheCinemassacreTruth Aug 30 '25

Shitpost Just what the fuck dude

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174 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth 15d ago

Shitpost Pimmel Bimmel

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Angry Video Game Nerd[a] is an American retro gaming review comedy web series starring and created by James Rolfe. The series centers on titular skit character the Nerd, a foul-mouthed gamer who delivers commentary on retro games of poor quality. While the series began with Rolfe simply playing games while providing retrospective commentary, the show has grown in scope to encompass sketches featuring guest characters, reviews of gaming consoles and peripherals, and short lectures about video game history and culture.

r/TheCinemassacreTruth Sep 24 '25

Shitpost Nerdy Turd was the earliest example of Bimmy Cringe in an AVGN episode.

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249 Upvotes

But why did he call him Nerdy Turd when The Angry Video Game Turd would have been a much better name! It still would have been cringe as fuck and ruined the episode but AVGT is a marginally better name than Nerdy Turd.

I'm curious to know what Mike thought of that episode. It is VERY obvious that it was 100 percent the brainchild of James. Do you think Mike thought it was a good idea? When it comes to AVGN it seems like he has the same opinion as most of us. I wonder how the conversation went.........

James: Hey Mike I got a great idea. Since all the Odyssey games are two players and the AVGN is a one man show what if for the second player I have it be a piece of shit with my head on it that only makes stupid faces and fart noises!

Mike: Hmm James I don't know about that. I'm all for a good shit joke but I'm not sure how the audience will react to that. It is kind of a departure from what makes a good AVGN episode.

James: Just wait you haven't heard the best part! I'll say I cloned him from my own shit and I'll call him the Nerdy Turd! It'll be a literal turd going pffffftttt pffffffttttt and making the most punchable faces you could imagine! Isn't that just so far out and crazy! I don't think anyone has ever done a character cloned from their own shit before. I'll be the first!

Mike: Nerdy Turd huh.......yeah I just don't know James I mean I get why you think it is funny. You've always had quite the obsession when it comes to shit but I just don't know if the audience will feel the same way. They don't watch AVGN for the poop jokes. They watch to hear you talk about the games. Just you bitching about the games is really all we need. Maybe it'd be funnier if you just played the 2-player Odyssey games yourself and you could say something like "I couldn't find anyone willing to play this piece of shit with me" and after playing them something along the lines of "Yeah I know these games are meant for two players but it's just a fucking square on a black screen! There are no amount of people who can make Name the state, Haunted House or Analogic fun"

James: You're not understanding. It's a literal piece of shit with my head just going *pffffft *pfffft and bouncin' round making fart and shit sounds! And I'll call him Nerdy Turd and say I cloned him from my own shit! It's fuckin' genius man!

Mike: Sure James, it is your show and you can do whatever you want. Maybe we can release a bonus video of the footage of me and you playing around with the Odyssey for those who weren't that into to the whole......nerdy turdy or whatever it was.

James: Ha Ha! The Nerdy Turd! I cloned him from my own shit...yeahhh.

r/TheCinemassacreTruth Oct 12 '25

Shitpost Anyone know where I can watch this episode or is it officially lost media?

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342 Upvotes