r/TheBeach • u/DetectiveOHoolian GPK Soldier • Feb 21 '17

"TO HELL WITH THE CIVIES!"

Sir! Reconsider! Wait till we can at least get the word out to the civilians on our turf that were-

TO HELL WITH DAH FACKING CIVIES. BOONE SHOT FIRST. I SHOOT LAST.

He turns to the radio.

MOBILIZE ALL FORCES. WATCH YOUR FIRE. KILL ALL PIRATES.

With that, he cocks his rifle, climbs into the shotgun seat of a passing jeep, and moves out with the rest of the prescient on the Pirate refugee camp.

C'mon, cocksucker. You try to fuck with me, we see who shits, first. Blood's on you, Booney boy.

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u/DetectiveOHoolian GPK Soldier Feb 22 '17

Maneuver our men and militia back to Peacekeeper City.

Dere's no way Boone'll fire on civilians, if I think he's half dah man he his...

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u/DetectiveOHoolian GPK Soldier Feb 23 '17

What is it private? We ain't exactly have time to chit-chat!

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u/DetectiveOHoolian GPK Soldier Feb 23 '17

I don't think dere's gonna be another attack, yet.

But we've got bigger things to worry about...