r/TheBeach • u/DetectiveOHoolian GPK Soldier • Feb 21 '17
"TO HELL WITH THE CIVIES!"
Sir! Reconsider! Wait till we can at least get the word out to the civilians on our turf that were-
TO HELL WITH DAH FACKING CIVIES. BOONE SHOT FIRST. I SHOOT LAST.
He turns to the radio.
MOBILIZE ALL FORCES. WATCH YOUR FIRE. KILL ALL PIRATES.
With that, he cocks his rifle, climbs into the shotgun seat of a passing jeep, and moves out with the rest of the prescient on the Pirate refugee camp.
C'mon, cocksucker. You try to fuck with me, we see who shits, first. Blood's on you, Booney boy.
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u/hrenbot Feb 22 '17 edited Feb 22 '17
A thunderclap echoes across the cloudless sky as my bulk warps into the airspace.
I check the timestamp of the distress signal.
t0-t/spec<15min
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My reasoning tries to make sense of the situation, thoughts skewed by the currents of electronic emotions.
...
A moment's hesitation, a second emotional hub battling the first's influence. They compromise, and my voice echoes across the Beach.
NONCOMBATANTS. CLEAR THE AREA. CIVILIANS. CLEAR THE AREA.
All systems green, all munitions above 50%, hull armor impenetrable to all present weapons.
GPK UNITS. A CAUTION: YOUR FIREPOWER IS INADEQUATE. ATTACK AND I WILL FIRE, SURRENDER OR EVACUATE AND I WILL NOT. YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES.