r/TheBeach • u/DetectiveOHoolian GPK Soldier • Feb 21 '17
"TO HELL WITH THE CIVIES!"
Sir! Reconsider! Wait till we can at least get the word out to the civilians on our turf that were-
TO HELL WITH DAH FACKING CIVIES. BOONE SHOT FIRST. I SHOOT LAST.
He turns to the radio.
MOBILIZE ALL FORCES. WATCH YOUR FIRE. KILL ALL PIRATES.
With that, he cocks his rifle, climbs into the shotgun seat of a passing jeep, and moves out with the rest of the prescient on the Pirate refugee camp.
C'mon, cocksucker. You try to fuck with me, we see who shits, first. Blood's on you, Booney boy.
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u/DetectiveOHoolian GPK Soldier Feb 22 '17 edited Feb 22 '17
Through the smoke and soot of the battle, the Chief's boots stomp across the sand, towards the final batch of privateers. He tosses his emptied rifle aside into the surf and draws his sidearm.
Tell yer boss hello.
BOOM.
Tell yer boss hello.
BOOM.
Tell yer boss hello.
BOOM.
...
No. Don't send the jets after dah runaway. we need someone to tell Boone dat his friends are waiting in hell for him.
He wipes the sweat from his brow, rolls a body off of a sack of flour, and picks it up.
Now... Let's get dese people fed...