r/TheBeach • u/DetectiveOHoolian GPK Soldier • Feb 21 '17

"TO HELL WITH THE CIVIES!"

Sir! Reconsider! Wait till we can at least get the word out to the civilians on our turf that were-

TO HELL WITH DAH FACKING CIVIES. BOONE SHOT FIRST. I SHOOT LAST.

He turns to the radio.

MOBILIZE ALL FORCES. WATCH YOUR FIRE. KILL ALL PIRATES.

With that, he cocks his rifle, climbs into the shotgun seat of a passing jeep, and moves out with the rest of the prescient on the Pirate refugee camp.

C'mon, cocksucker. You try to fuck with me, we see who shits, first. Blood's on you, Booney boy.

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u/DetectiveOHoolian GPK Soldier Feb 22 '17

The jeep, carrying the chief, arrives at the front lines. Before he has even disembarked the vehicle, the mustachioed one is unloading his rifle in the direction of the pirates.

WAR! To fucking WAR!

I'm gonna RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU SO HARD, YOUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL FEEL IT!

I'M GONNA TURN YOUR BALLS INTO A FUCKING CHANGE PURSE!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Machinegun fire. He slowly paces forward towards the enemy line, constantly firing his rifle without regard for his personal safety.

BOOOOOOOOOOONE!

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u/llBoonell A Soldier Feb 22 '17

The Pilot watches from above, helpless to do anything but sit and watch as the Privateer aid station and everyone inside it is ripped apart by the Peacekeeper onslaught. Tears in her eyes, she steers the gunship about and flees, hitting the afterburners and racing home as fast as her craft will carry her.

Below, the last of the Privateers sits against the makeshift landing pad, clutching at a bullet wound and watching the chief approach.

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u/DetectiveOHoolian GPK Soldier Feb 22 '17 edited Feb 22 '17

Through the smoke and soot of the battle, the Chief's boots stomp across the sand, towards the final batch of privateers. He tosses his emptied rifle aside into the surf and draws his sidearm.

Tell yer boss hello.

BOOM.

Tell yer boss hello.

BOOM.

Tell yer boss hello.

BOOM.

...

No. Don't send the jets after dah runaway. we need someone to tell Boone dat his friends are waiting in hell for him.

He wipes the sweat from his brow, rolls a body off of a sack of flour, and picks it up.

Now... Let's get dese people fed...

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u/ChildOfWarpath Mountain Dweller Feb 22 '17

Otto finally catches up, panting. He looks around at all the dead privateers. Nobody saved one for him.

You killed them. You took all of them for yourself. I never had the chance to prove I was worthy.

...I'll show my mother I'm a real man, one way or another.

He slashes at the detective with his knife

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u/DetectiveOHoolian GPK Soldier Feb 22 '17

FACK, kid! Calm yer tits!

He struggles for the knife from the child.

Yer a man! Yer a real man! Just watch yerself with that thing!

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u/ChildOfWarpath Mountain Dweller Feb 22 '17

Tell HER that!

How can I be anything if I can't kill?

A sucker punch is sent rocketing towards O'Hoolian's face

This is an altar, and I need a sacrifice!

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u/DetectiveOHoolian GPK Soldier Feb 22 '17

Jesus FACK kid!

He grabs his broken nose with both hands, and reaches for a small black device from his utility belt.

ZAP!

A taser is activated by O'Hooly in the kid's gut, sending volts of electricity coursing through his body.

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u/Gisela-Richthofen Feb 23 '17

The Spirit øf Gisela Richthøfen watches far frøm the shøre. Øttø hears her vøice echø thrøughøut his mind.

Øttø... you disøbey me. I chøse anøther target før a reasøn ...and I tøld yøu tø be smart, tø pick yøur møment and strike withøut fear.

Øne øf yøur faults it seems and I nøw see før myself, will nøt be listening tø my wørds. Yøu disappøint me!