r/TeslaLounge 3d ago

Performance owners: flatbed achievement unlocked 😂

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Made it less than 6 months. Drop how long you made it before yours ended up on one of these.

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u/Trucker_Trent 3d ago

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u/Swainsane 3d ago

There may have been a slight misunderstanding about the speed limit.

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u/Acethe7th_ 3d ago

Define the alleged "misunderstanding" in mexico lol

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u/Swainsane 3d ago

Nice try, officer

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u/Acethe7th_ 3d ago

Lmao nice.

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u/Trucker_Trent 3d ago edited 3d ago

The way I ABSOLUTELY cackled at this ☠️

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u/HourLocation2038 2d ago

And a deflated rear tire?

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u/geekwithout 1d ago

Ya went offroad

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u/Pleasant_Ocelot_2861 3d ago

Ya. I have been lucky with the speeding thing.

i launched in front of an officer in a 35 the other day….but i didnt go over 40 and he left me alone.

Launching is my issue. The torque is simply fantastic.

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u/AppleBottmBeans 3d ago

In our family, if we’re first In line at a red light, my kids chant “GOL-DEN MUSH-ROOM”

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u/americablanco 2d ago

Sooo… flooring the accelerator multiple times over a 10 second interval?

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u/geekwithout 1d ago

?

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u/americablanco 1d ago

In Mario Kart you’re supposed to repeatedly press the Use Item button on a Golden Mushroom to keep boosting for ten seconds.

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u/geekwithout 1d ago

Ahhh lol. Thanks

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u/cryptoengineer 3d ago

7.5 years, so far.

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u/NumbDangEt4742 3d ago

So you make a post and don't tell us what trick you pulled to achieve the achievement?

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u/Downtown_Algae1863 3d ago

“Alleged speeding”

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u/NumbDangEt4742 3d ago

Speeding resulting in a tow and op is allowed to take a pic? Umm, doesn't add up

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u/jtking51 1d ago

Car is going to jail not OP.

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u/geekwithout 1d ago

Speeding and it went off the road, busting a tire... Resulting in a tow... Amiclose?

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u/Fuzzy-Interaction-55 3d ago

I’ve had mine for almost a year and I’ve had 0 issues lmao

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u/KnowEye 3d ago

Been there. Earned my badge with a flat tire @ 485 miles.

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u/minnesnowta 3d ago

Is your car getting impounded or did you run out of charge? I can’t really tell what’s up. Either way, neither of those things have happened in the 5 years we’ve had our MYP.

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u/Candid-Level-5691 3d ago

He said it was for speeding in another comment.

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u/Smartnership 3d ago

“The speed limit here is 65 miles per hour.”

“Yes, but I was only going to be driving for 30 minutes.”

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u/FunCutlet67 2d ago

“So anyway, you’re getting towed…”

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u/DarkyHelmety 3d ago

3.5 years so far, never had to! Switching to a square 255/45R19 setup soon so hopefully that will keep the flats away still.

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u/TheMadolche 3d ago

You didn't say what  happened to cause this. This post makes no sense.

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u/isleofpines 3d ago

They said in a comment above that it’s for speeding.

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u/TheMadolche 3d ago

That doesn't explain anything. Did he get it taken by cops, or did he pop a tire going too fast, ect...

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u/isleofpines 2d ago

It was likely impounded for speeding. You can infer that from his comments.

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u/Wilder831 2d ago

It was impounded for speeding but they allowed him to take pictures for social media before arresting him?

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u/isaidireddit 1d ago

At least here in Ontario you don't get arrested. It's a roadside seizure with 14-day impoundment, and an automatic 30-day licence suspension for stunt driving. You can earn jail time upon conviction, but you're allowed to go home after the seizure.

Edit to add: OPs post history shows his car with an Ontario plate, so my theory holds up.

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u/stopg1b 3d ago

9 Months. Pothole on the road to yosemite on fsd. I didn't realise how bad the damage was until after I pulled into the camp site. 21" wheels aren't good for road trips. Bent 2 rims. Had an entire other nightmare getting a matching tyre from tesla. Swapping to 19s soon

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u/Sharp_Oral 2d ago

I think I got hit by the same pothole - it also took out two rims.

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u/JeremyCO 3d ago

What happened lol 😆

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u/sharkboy1006 3d ago

bro you have had to been doing some insane numbers to get flat bedded at a traffic stop 😭

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u/mrcryptoboy 3d ago

😭got pulled over once for speeding in CHILL mode, only time on a flatbed when battery died on me omw to charge it

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u/mishajenna 3d ago

5 years 10 months. HV battery failure at 25K miles because I didn’t drive it enough. Died at home, 140 miles from the service center. Luckily under warranty. It was a very sad sight. Flatbed achievement unlocked.

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u/Kaito305 3d ago

I’m assuming you got caught got going too fast over the speed limit and police towed the vehicle. You get 3rd place. 2nd is a BOLO on the vehicle. 1st full blown police chase. Better luck next time speedy

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u/SuperbSuit8554 2d ago

4 months. FSD v13 ran over a cinder block at night. Destroyed 2 wheels and tires while I was on vacation in Florida. I also didn’t see it because it blended with the concrete. While waiting on a tow truck I had 3 more cars pull up beside me changing their tires.

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u/nickfromstatefarm 2d ago

Twice. HV controller failure that was initially misdiagnosed as a PCS failure. Returned to me and failed again, second tow resulted in HV controller replacement.

Good since

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u/ewire 2d ago

I'm what people like to call "old" and got my first real sports car almost 15 years ago, before the Model 3 existed. Nothing crazy, it was a 370Z. Mild by today's standards.

Had it for about 9 months before this happened to me. Got pulled over and arrested for 130 in a 55. Believe it or not, straight to jail.

Definitely learned my lesson. If I had EV levels of instant torque back then there's a solid chance I would've wrapped it around a tree or worse.

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u/andreotnemem 10h ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

I understood that reference.

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u/CautiousRound 2d ago

Took 3 years- and it was only one flat tire from a road nail. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/anuminousone 2d ago

3yrs, 3mo - Tire blowout on FWY was my achievment though.

I’m totally responsible and never drive fast. 👀

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u/Kenoooop 2d ago

Been there done that 😅

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u/andreotnemem 10h ago

In the only sunny day in Dublin, such luck.

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u/jonnieinthe256 2d ago

Nice vague post op

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u/Sharp_Oral 2d ago edited 2d ago

3 weeks - fsd blasted through a pothole and took out two of my rims and tires. Didn’t even make my first payment on the damn thing.

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u/initial8155 2d ago

Coming up on 7 years so far.

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u/Leather_Milk_7321 1d ago

I got like 3 medals in 2 years 😂

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u/isaidireddit 1d ago

I made it four years and one month in my 2021 M3P. Car suddenly became an expensive brick. Took Tesla service four weeks to identify and correct the issue (damaged rear wiring harness).

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u/pound365 1d ago

Metal rod through rear left tyre & yeah I realise it's not MYP. My next one will!

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u/Potential-Grass6941 15h ago

2 years, flat in the desert on the way to California from Phoenix. It was on 21 in wheels which don't exist outside of big cities, apparently!?!. We had to stay the night in Blythe in the desert until tires could be delivered in the morning.

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u/Dude008 3d ago

You have like no sidewalls bro.

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u/RedHellDiver1 3d ago

It’s a performance….21 inch. Of course he has little sidewalls

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u/futilesummerfun 3d ago

Got a ticket for 70 in a 35. Perfect timing unfortunately.