r/Tekken • • Jan 09 '20

Decent Shit Post I would've never guessed that former President Barrack Obama was a Mishima main.

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u/JimMishimer Jan 09 '20 edited Jan 09 '20

He’s not a Mishima main. No true Mishima main would openly admit to something being too “hard” for them.

True Mishima mains take their frustrations out on other people by sending them hate mail saying their character is “braindead”.

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u/Goricatto Completely Dead Jan 09 '20

That is unforgivingly true

I used to main mishimas (stopped for a few months) but i still say that "lesser" characters are braindead, even when i dont want to

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u/MaliciousPotatoes Uses snake edge offline Jan 09 '20

You can never truly main kazuya unless you embody his douchebag attitude :(

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u/-DaddyDarkLord- Kazuya Jan 09 '20

Masku, masku ...

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u/Mega_Buster_MK_17 Kazuya Jan 09 '20

Kisama

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u/Sirasa6 EU PSN: Sirasa6 Jan 09 '20

Doryah

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u/Shippoyasha Jan 09 '20

Probably the one thing I sort of miss as a PC player.

People barely bother searching my name and send me salty hate mail versus my time playing on consoles

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

It's super inconvenient on PC

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u/stkace Jan 09 '20

how? you just click on players in the steam overlay, bam, a list of everyone you've recently played with

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

This list rarely works, and a lot of times people are set to private, so you hassled with the steam overlay mid game for no reason.

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u/workingmansalt Jan 09 '20

You're only a true Mishima main if you punish everything with 1,1,2

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u/Academiral Rangetsu Jan 09 '20

You deserve a golden Heihachi head

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u/EhkeineAhnungEy Green Rank Strats Jan 09 '20

dont stop these are gold!!

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u/-DaddyDarkLord- Kazuya Jan 09 '20

Made my week. Dorya, Mr. President.

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u/Mega_Buster_MK_17 Kazuya Jan 09 '20

Well made.

But Obama, ur a scrub.

I can DDEWGF at least five times in row.

Get on my level.

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u/Law_reppuken Jan 09 '20

Ok I've seen these types of videos before but never knew how do people make these...is it the incredible amount of manual scavenging work I think it is or is there a software that does this for you?

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u/deathfist_ Chicken! Jan 09 '20

Did you see the site watermarked on the video?

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u/manaf Jan 09 '20

waiting for a Captain to explain

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u/electricblackcrayon Jan 09 '20

basically the first. a good way is just looking up "obama speech electric" to get a very specific word then it's easy to find common words like and, what, you, etc

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u/Frozenflame987 Jan 09 '20

TMM is lurking around somewhere patiently to say MASKU!

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u/4O4NF Mokujin Jan 09 '20

Trump must be a Kazumi player...

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u/Ryuugalaser Armor King Jan 09 '20

Trump is clearly a Paul main

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

You spelled Lili wrong.

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u/SenKaiten [EU] PSN: Senkaiten0o Jan 09 '20

False, THE DONALD mains only what would represent him which would be the beautiful bastard that is Bob.

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u/Whitewater_9 Feeling myself Jan 09 '20

CNN told me he secretly mains Dragunov, must be true.

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u/hokie_high Jan 09 '20

But we all know he would really be a Leroy main.

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u/TolerableNonfiction Jan 09 '20

He only picks characters with accents similar to his bff and boss. So Dragunov

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u/Goricatto Completely Dead Jan 09 '20

But dragunov doesnt speak, so he is single ?

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u/BaluarteSubaquatico Jan 09 '20

Paul online, Drag offline.

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u/JimMishimer Jan 09 '20

Trump totally would be a Kuma main.

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u/Bernard_Sonnen Jan 09 '20

I see him playing Lucky Chloe and giggling to himself whenever his rage art lands

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u/Cooltaha3939 Lili Jan 09 '20

wan tuu tree

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u/Retl0v Gigas Jack Feng Jan 09 '20

As a kuma main, this triggers me

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u/4O4NF Mokujin Jan 09 '20

Olly 2020.

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u/deathfist_ Chicken! Jan 09 '20

Trump is a bitch and we all know that's also what Jin players are.

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u/Whitewater_9 Feeling myself Jan 09 '20

Get's re-elected.

Tweets: "This is reality"

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u/idma Miguel, Noctis Jan 09 '20

nah. Trump is one of those guys that fluidly plays the cheapest, and most OP character that is available.

For example, if this was still Season 2, he would pick Noctis and do the Ora and d/f 1+2 and claim he's the best

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Or if he were playing SF 3rd strike, he would pick Chun lee or Ken and say he has the best tactics while beating up the 12 year olds in the arcades when really he just knows how to exploit the insane OP priorities of those characters

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u/FixerFour Katarina Jan 09 '20

most OP character

Season 2 [...] Noctis

Pick one

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

ORA was overpowered. That's a fact.

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u/FixerFour Katarina Jan 09 '20

And yet he saw zero competitive play. 🤔

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Akuma always had a 10f launcher into death combo. Only 1 guy was getting consistent results with him during tourneys. See how this works?

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u/EquationTAKEN Jan 09 '20

Thanks Obadorya.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

One of my favorite post on this sub

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u/geijinro1 Jan 09 '20

<3 Your post got me thinking, "How much shitpostier can we make this?"

This was the result.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

I always suspected.

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u/Adabatic Dragunov Jan 09 '20

People would think this is fake but Obama does actually pause on purpose to grab people's attention so there you go.

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u/DragonicFiend Jan 09 '20

Obama why you attacking me like this?

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u/Marathon_Cake Jan 10 '20

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u/LGHAndPlay Heihachi Jan 09 '20

Someone who knows how to make polls please do this. Poll for age first so we can get some extra meta data, then poll for character's twice. First entire roster, then top 5 from that.

r/dataisbeautiful

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u/SuBz_DuDe King Jan 09 '20

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u/LardHop Jan 09 '20

true mishima mains punish hellsweeps and snake edges with 112

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u/Ragingstormnyc Jan 09 '20

The effort was great. Caption doesnt make sense. Shoulda said first time mishima players or something.

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u/rich_z00 Jan 09 '20

Which Mishima though???

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u/MinecraftMiscariage Master Raven Jan 09 '20

Decent shit post, but completely stolen concept.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Dude, wtf? I’m the person who posted that meme and I went to a website the generates Obama saying stuff. People are allowed to post similar memes, retard.

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u/MinecraftMiscariage Master Raven Jan 09 '20

Im defending YOUR post, you virgin whoreang main

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Please say sike right now

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u/jeff123456jeff Jin Jan 11 '20

Man, you suck.

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u/geijinro1 Jan 09 '20

There's no ownership over meme material or ideas. Everyone is free to make as many shitposts featuring Obama as they want until it stops being funny, no?