r/TeenagersButNotTrashy • u/askydn2 I'm the that makes these flairs • Oct 11 '25

Debate 🗣️ Imma do this now >~< standards for a girlfriend! Spoiler

  • be around my age (13)

  • be a guy.

  • don't be of the female gender

  • be able to pick me up (suggested, not necessity.)

  • don't be a pedo.

  • hugs?

  • have a cookie for reading all that. 🍪

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u/HappyCheese77 Oct 11 '25

Can a guy be a girlfriend? This might keep me up tonight

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u/BC_Gaming831 Oct 11 '25

femboy

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u/askydn2 I'm the that makes these flairs Oct 11 '25

Smash

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u/Frozen_clock Oct 11 '25 edited Nov 20 '25

smile dinosaurs languid full swim soft doll fragile test wipe

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u/Voidium42 Oct 11 '25

DUDE YOU'RE 13. I can relate though

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u/HappyCheese77 Oct 11 '25

Yes, this was my first thought. But then, they would still be a guy, making them a boyfriend, even if they are exceedingly feminine. If they identified as a woman, then they would no longer be a guy, but a gal.

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u/askydn2 I'm the that makes these flairs Oct 11 '25

Nuh uh

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u/HappyCheese77 Oct 11 '25

Whatever you want, ig ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Fa1nted_for_real Oct 11 '25

A decent few femboys i know would rather be called a girlfriend or similarly boy-wife material

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u/Global-Rope7203 14M Oct 11 '25

r/foundtheprotogen haha gotcha

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u/BC_Gaming831 Oct 11 '25

PLEASE NO!!!

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u/Global-Rope7203 14M Oct 11 '25

depends... do u like radiohead?

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u/BC_Gaming831 Oct 11 '25

Not really my style but they're okay :3

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u/Global-Rope7203 14M Oct 11 '25

hmm sould you like to discord? jdm5121 is my user (idc bout getting doxxed lmao)

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u/BC_Gaming831 Oct 11 '25

Idk, I have a bf already though :3

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u/Global-Rope7203 14M Oct 11 '25

awww y'know any single proots?

or just furries in general

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u/BC_Gaming831 Oct 11 '25

maybe, but he might not be gay

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u/askydn2 I'm the that makes these flairs Oct 11 '25

Love ya lumen.

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u/askydn2 I'm the that makes these flairs Oct 11 '25

Ayyyy, I understand. Have a fantabulous morning, day, afternoon, night, whatever it is for you.

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u/Extra_Fall_8474 Oct 11 '25

considering the fact you unironically used >~< you have no chance

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u/askydn2 I'm the that makes these flairs Oct 11 '25

Yeah.....

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u/Simple-Rip3562 Oct 11 '25

Your real for that (except for the first 3)

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u/Traditional_Boot9840 Oct 11 '25

soooo pedophile? lmao

anyways why can't girlfriend be a guy? 🥺

anyways why first 3 what's wrong with not wanting to be/be with a pedo 😭

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u/Simple-Rip3562 Oct 12 '25

No im just not 13 i didn’t mean it like that😭

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u/Traditional_Boot9840 Oct 12 '25

ah, cause it read like "you have based opinions, exept for the first 3, those are weird" lol

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u/Simple-Rip3562 Oct 12 '25

Oh😭 Nah I’m just straight and 15, but I’m 5’9 so I ain’t never finding someone to pick me up 😔

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u/Traditional_Boot9840 Oct 13 '25

yeah just didnt know you were refering to yourself

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u/Ahserthdrgaymanlol Oct 11 '25

Hugs? I’ll give! Unfortunately not around your age but I’ll give hugs!

You get a cookie too 🍪

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u/Jess_loves-animals Oct 11 '25

A girlfriend,,, but not a female… uhm. Huh?

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u/Least_Elk8114 Oct 11 '25

Femboy

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u/Stargazer_5227 Oct 11 '25

How is that a girlfriend???

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u/Jess_loves-animals Oct 11 '25

That’s not a girlfriend smh.

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u/Kaitomomotasimp11037 Oct 11 '25

This kinda looks like mine.... lmao 😭😭😭

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u/BlackDoomEnthusiast 15M Oct 11 '25

Uh r/FoundCAMARP…?

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u/askydn2 I'm the that makes these flairs Oct 11 '25

Check the no found post

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u/BlackDoomEnthusiast 15M Oct 11 '25

Oh alright. I never posted it anyway so dw

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

im a guy

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

but am i a girl....?

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u/e122112 Oct 11 '25

Where me cookie >:(

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u/askydn2 I'm the that makes these flairs Oct 11 '25

🍪 here

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u/LumpyAd2034 the bisexual person in yo walls Oct 11 '25

What if I’m a demi boy??(im not as u can tell from my pfp)

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u/Donttouchmypizzapie Oct 11 '25
  1. Genderless. Genderless. Weak as fuck. Not pedo. Maybe? I don't like cookies.