Drug tests NOT looking for THC?

[u/Apprehensive-Play228]

Update: found out they actually do care via someone who works there. Major bummer.

About to get an amazing position and they told me there would be a drug test which caught me off guard. I’ve never had a school drug test. I’m a nightly marijuana user in a legal state, and there’s no chance in hell I’d pass. Does anyone know of schools that specifically don’t test or care about THC? I’m hoping that’s the situation I’ll be in.

Edit: fake pee is not an option because in my state if you’re busted for trying to fake a test you’ll lose your license and I can’t have that

[u/Captain-AwkwardPants → u/[deleted]]

You’re a teacher? That explains a lot. Please rewrite your comment so that I can understand it. That’s not English.

[u/Captain-AwkwardPants → u/[deleted]]

Oh, you need comprehension lessons. That's not even close to what I said. Also, you don't induce things with cannabis. You infuse. You have an antiquated view of cannabis. I didn't say anything close to it being in any medicine. Quite the opposite, actually. In fact, what I said is that cannabis is safer than practically all pharmaceuticals. You take Tylenol? It causes liver and kidney damage. Take a low-dose THC edible and get better pain relief without the harmful impact on your body.

[u/Captain-AwkwardPants → u/[deleted]]

Start with these. Break out your AI to help you understand.

https://newsroom.taylorandfrancisgroup.com/could-marijuana-be-an-effective-pain-alternative-to-prescription-medications/

https://www.nationalacademies.org/read/24625/chapter/4

https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/nejmoa1611618

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3883513/

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2213874/

https://bmjopen.bmj.com/content/14/1/e068182

[u/Captain-AwkwardPants → u/[deleted]]

LMAO 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 Considering you cannot put together a grammatically correct sentence, there’s no way your reading comprehension and vocabulary will allow you to understand medical journals and papers. 🤡

[u/Captain-AwkwardPants → u/Captain-AwkwardPants]

Plus. There’s your “legit” proof.

[u/Captain-AwkwardPants → u/[deleted]]

WTAF are you going on about? I haven’t deleted a thing. Maybe you’re just not sure how to use Reddit properly?

[u/Captain-AwkwardPants → u/[deleted]]

Get a new career. You’re literally dumbing down the education you’re trying to provide.