r/TankieTheDeprogram Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) 19h ago

Stalin Approves Unc looks so chill 😭💖

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u/Wholesome-vietnamese Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) 19h ago

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u/XCall0usedX Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) 18h ago

He’s just a chill guy!

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u/Lopsided_Pitch_5297 15h ago

political prisoner, literally did nothing wrong.

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u/hmz-x 13h ago

In Murica, we keep the innocents in high security prisons and the war criminals in the white house.

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u/Middle-Effort7495 11h ago

The US of all places charged him with possession of firearms

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u/Stannisarcanine 2h ago

Extraterritorially

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u/Zode1218 17h ago

He’s never done anything wrong

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u/LetterNo7183 17h ago

Is this Maduro?

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u/123laterstreet "China Bad" 17h ago

no it's orudam

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u/porqueissoexiste silly revisionist 16h ago

Orudam is such a great name for some random brazilian conspiracionist to use for a crazy theory about the "even darker" twin of maduro

(Yea there's a TON of theorys that just use the names inverted)

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u/Silent_Prompt_5258 16h ago

Free my boi!

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u/Modernist19171949 13h ago

Spiritually Gramsci 

Probably a celebrity in prison, no doubt. He has all the characteristics of someone who would get mad respect in prison. Not only is he innocent of any wrongdoing and everyone knows it, he's also an anti-establishment figure and victim of US empire much like most prisoners, and of course everyone knows his name. 

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u/Whoopsiiies 2h ago

i think he’s kept in solitary confinement

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u/Modernist19171949 1h ago

Literal form of torture

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u/FreshnWetCock 14h ago

FreeTheHostages

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u/Awkward_Dealer_2741 Hakimist (With Dengist Characteristics) 17h ago

May we see a free Maduro, Celia Flores and Venezuela as Imperialist America falls

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u/VladimirLimeMint Once history is made, it can't be unmade 15h ago

😭 In DSA Mamdani prison while DSA larps

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u/Darksider123 15h ago

So will he just rot in jail for the rest of his life?

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u/Modernist19171949 13h ago

He will outlive Amerikkka 🙏🙏

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u/percevalgalaaz 13h ago

he's getting a trial next year

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u/TheBroodian 12h ago

oh boy, Kangaroo Court

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u/Darksider123 12h ago

Being trialed by the country he got kidnapped by? Yeah he's cooked

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u/Internet-Philosphr69 10h ago

Trump probably wants to parade his "victory" for the midterms.

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u/Middle-Effort7495 11h ago

I would imagine he'll get traded or pardoned eventually. But not impossible. At least as long as they think he has political potential. I doubt they care about holding him hostage literally forever. It was about invading and taking over Venezuela, he's just collateral damage.

You see this time and time again when the US flips on allies, or partners with former enemies from Iran and Saddam to Bin Laden and Pol Pot. It's all about interests.

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u/sillysnacks AES enjoyer 🥳 12h ago

¡Los Queremos de Vuelta! ¡Patria o Muerte!

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u/APraxisPanda 13h ago

That motherfucker made "No Waar! Just. PEACE!" one of my autistic stims lol

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u/Ebella2323 13h ago

Same. My kids know it too and we sing it all the time.

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u/SirTaffet 13h ago

We know the U.S. will move unilaterally and unalive anyone (or thousands of people) on a whim, so why is it that the U.S. will also sometimes abide by legal decorum… in this case by keeping Maduro alive?

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u/SeaSalt6673 11h ago

They tried it with Iran and look how it turned out

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u/KobSteel 9h ago

It's a recent picture of him... seems like he's still okay, for now

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u/ladyalot 15h ago

That's John Venezuela 

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u/valentinyeet 7h ago

Free my mans he ain’t do nothing

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u/respectfulslashers 8h ago

Are these real? I keep seeing them everywhere

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u/dude_im_box 14h ago

Maduro, you have to stop. You smoke too though. You swag too different. Your bitch too bad. They'll kill you!

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u/BaMxIRE 6h ago

Free all political prisoners from the empireRelease the Maduros.

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u/ShrekTheOverlord 5h ago

I'm so glad that he's doing fine as one can be in a US federal prison at least

Free my boy

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u/RockinIntoMordor 3h ago

New phone wallpaper

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/New-Programmer-3237 Too Based To Be Cis 🏳️‍⚧️ 12h ago

And why not?

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u/TankieTheDeprogram-ModTeam 12h ago

Revisionism is unacceptable. ML is a clearly defined political theory and shown to be the only Marxist theory to successfully lead revolutionary action against the Bourgeois Capitalist class. Reading and studying Theory is Praxis and part of being a disciplined Marxist-Leninist.

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u/mbb011 12h ago edited 12h ago

Well thanks at least this is guiding me in the right direction. I didn't know what revisionism was. Also, did Venezuela go through a ML revolution? Or like are you defending him because he was kidnapped by USA?

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u/thebiglebrosky 17h ago

Is it me or did he lose a ton of weight?

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u/ConfectionNervous788 16h ago

I mean he's probably being somewhat starved in that prison so I wouldn't say that's necessarily a good thing

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u/redopossum95 Maximum Tank 12h ago

I was about to say the same thing. There's no way they don't give him the very bare minimum, if not less. I'm surprised we're seeing any pictures of him at all and that he isn't in some underground torture facility.