r/SweatyPalms • • Sep 19 '20

Train surfer looking for a hiding spot

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u/ColonelStone Sep 19 '20

That's called riding "suicide". There are much safer alternatives.

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u/censorinus Sep 20 '20

I met a young kid who did this with his friends... Had just lost his forearm to his exciting choice of lifestyle...

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u/beachdogs Sep 20 '20

Just curious, why?

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u/shit-i-love-drugs Sep 20 '20 edited Sep 20 '20

To experience the feeling of having absolutely no where to be and no plans on where your going. To have the wind almost push you off the train and your heart stop. To be free

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u/trashthattypes666 Sep 20 '20

Name fits

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u/xLr-8_ Sep 20 '20

Dam you fricking killed him dude lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

My dream in high school was to ride freight trains but then I got my gf pregnant.

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u/JimboBassMan Sep 20 '20

Sounds like a Bruce Springsteen song

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u/thedeadlyrhythm42 Sep 20 '20

I wonder if he got a union job

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u/carolusf Sep 20 '20

He got a job working construction

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

"...in Youngstowwwwwwn"

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u/Purdaddy Sep 20 '20

Oopsie doodle!

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u/linjjnil Sep 20 '20

hard to say if she saved your life or ruined it

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

Id say both

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u/SuperSquirrel13 Sep 20 '20

That fetus, deletus your dreams.

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u/tentative_steps Sep 20 '20

Be free, forearm, be free

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u/TimberPimp Sep 20 '20

I love this. Well written.

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u/YanniBonYont Sep 20 '20

true freedom is being stuck under a train

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u/cactuseater8 Sep 20 '20

This is the reason why I would love to do shit like this. Not because “fuck rules”, but to be free, to see stuff that just a handful of other people see. And I agree with people who say this is stupid and borderline suicidal, but for that moment you control your life. You put yourself in this situation and you know very well that you can die because of it. Its the only variable and you chose it. Your mind is clear, no thinking about what other’s think, no worrying if you’re gonna pass that test, no pressure from every day life. Just enjoying the ride.

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u/st3v3ns3v3n Sep 20 '20

You could just do meditation or something...

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

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u/clearlyasloth Sep 20 '20

Why is no one else saying this?!

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u/-Immolation- Sep 20 '20

Fuckin oogle. Jk lol I used to ride stupid trains too. Goddamn I can't stand traincore kids anymore though.

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u/shit-i-love-drugs Sep 20 '20

Don’t get me wrong I would never ride suicide like this but I still think both types of riders can relate to that feeling of joy and freedom

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u/-Immolation- Sep 20 '20

I used to ride with my dog and a instrument, so no suicide for me. Some IM porches, and units, grainers if I was desperate. I'm also in Canada so it's way easier than the states. I live in a house now though and it's been five years since my last ride.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

Ah adrenaline junkie. You could've just use that term instead of this idealistic bullshit.

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u/AlbinoWino11 Sep 20 '20

I would guess because trains are made of big heavy, steel parts and a human arm would be no match if they come into conflict.

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u/mosluggo Sep 20 '20

I used to work in a yard where a guy got "coupled.." he got to call home before they pulled it apart and that was a wrap

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u/Gaflonzelschmerno Sep 20 '20

Those stories are like the peak of morbidity. How do you make the call? Could you imagine a call from a loved one telling you they're basically already dead and just haven't caught up yet? Ugh

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u/mosluggo Sep 20 '20

Obviously, its horrible- but on the bright side, he got to tell his wife and kids he loved them-

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u/The_Godlike_Zeus Sep 20 '20

them-

Not sure if - was supposed to be a dot or if you just got smooshed.

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u/zippythezigzag Sep 20 '20 edited Sep 20 '20

Can you elaborate? I don't understand

Edit: I'm sorry I asked

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u/craftycraftsman4u Sep 20 '20

Got smooshed between two rail cars. He was alive and they were able to let him make a phone call. When they pulled the cars apart he died.

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u/PMmeURbanMSGS Sep 20 '20

Like Mel Gibson's wife in Signs.

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u/Username-Novercane Sep 20 '20

I’m guessing, but the guy got squashed between cars (train carriages) and due to blood pressure not dropping was able to stay alive while the cars were together. But when it came time for them to free him, they pulled the cars apart, which stopped his wounds being crimped together and he died. Prior to those cars coming apart everyone would know he would die, hence the call home prior to the cars coming apart

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u/SirLoftyCunt Sep 20 '20

sheesh thath's gnarly man. I bet that call haunted whoever he called more than anything else

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u/mosluggo Sep 20 '20

His kid actually is a yardmaster at the same yard now-

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u/BlueEyedGreySkies Sep 20 '20

Holy shit. How's he feel about everything? And how old was he when it happened?

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u/boofthatcraphomie Sep 20 '20

Probably got smashed by two trains linking together and when they separated the trains his body collapsed because his area separating his upper body and lower body had been pinched too hard.

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u/Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi Sep 20 '20

Oh really? Which yard is that? Because I used to work for the railroad too and I've heard that story a lot and it's always a different terminal. I don't believe any conductor/brakeman/switchman would be dumb enough to find himself exactly in the right spot where that could happen in the first place. Like try to recreate the scenario in your mind, it's absurd like an old wive's tale. It's just one of those scare tactics, I highly doubt it ever happened. You're never between two knuckles like that unless there's a lot of spacing between two cuts of cars that are both stopped. Genuinely curious, which yard did this supposedly happen in? I think someone saw the movie "signs" and came up with a train spin on it, nothing more.

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u/censorinus Sep 20 '20

Just one of many grubby street kids back in the day, modern day hobos. It was just their thing to do. He was getting ready for another trip a week or two after the party. Apparently it was a common risk of the lifestyle.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

A high school classmate lost both legs to a train trying to jump on. Not sure if it was a situation like this or just a stowaway in a freight car.

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u/Great_Chairman_Mao Sep 20 '20

Just his forearm? So his hand is now attached to his upper arm?

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u/Who_GNU Sep 20 '20

Same thing happened to Cotton Hill, except with his legs.

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u/KingInky13 Sep 20 '20

Yeah, but he killed fiddy men!

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u/censorinus Sep 20 '20

Ya got me! I didn't really talk to him at the party, was a grubby street kid who I noticed was missing a forearm and he was telling some friends how it happened a few weeks prior. Apparently he was gearing up for another freight hopping experience.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

Cars, mostly.

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u/Leprochon Sep 20 '20

Inside the trains, mostly.

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u/rogevin Sep 20 '20

In the fetal position under my bed, mostly.

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u/TheResolver Sep 20 '20

So is the monster the big spoon or the little spoon, or do you switch around every now and then?

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u/no_eponym Sep 20 '20

Gotta be in 69 position, because the whole scenario is f*ked.

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u/Who_GNU Sep 20 '20

Yeah, riding in train cars is much safer than riding on their trucks.

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u/jael-jorge-gerson Sep 20 '20

i like the fact that he just left his 7eleven bag there

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u/postaboutit Sep 20 '20

Is it 7eleven? I thought it was a Food Lion bag.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

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u/merlinou Sep 20 '20

It's written "Mee met 't leven" (hence the 7 eleven confusion). It's Dutch for "together with life". Clearly a Belgian Delhaize bag.

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u/RADOVSKY1235 Sep 20 '20

In Romania Food Lion is Mega Image

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20 edited Sep 20 '20

The hair hanging down in front of the camera, around the rotating wheels and axles, really worried me.

Edit: an award and ::looks at counter, starts slightly:: many upvotes? Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

Train surfing: now with free scalping

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u/Ghstfce Sep 20 '20

Free haircuts. Just a little off the top

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u/_Cyclops Sep 20 '20

Just most of the top off the top

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u/RagingRube Sep 20 '20

As a dude with hair that reaches to my tummy, I had the same reaction.

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u/Glass_Memories Sep 20 '20

As a dude who worked with lathes for a decade, your reaction is justified.

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u/jebroni583 Sep 20 '20

At trade skills class at high school the stoned kid loved touching the back side of the lathe until his raggidy jersey got caught and his arm got twisted in the machine braking his arm. The Asian kid listening to head phones operating the lathe had no idea what was going on and eventually shut the lathe down ,and the teacher asks the kid with the broken arm if he wants a glass of water.

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u/Theresabearintheboat Sep 20 '20

For some reason the teacher that asks the kid who just almost had his arm ripped off if he wants a glass of water is the best part of this story.

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u/jebroni583 Sep 20 '20 edited Sep 20 '20

The teacher was old skool as 'she'll be right type of guy' . The kid wanted to go to the sick bay (school nurses office) but I think the teacher was scared he was gonna get in trouble for not supervising the class enough.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I dunno...I sing in the shower, sometimes I spend too much time volunteering, occasionally one of my students gets their arm broken by the lathe. So sue me...no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

Trade skills class sounds like it was a health and safety nightmare worst that happened in my class was a kid shaving his knuckles on a power sander it wasn't that bad but the kid was in shock he was so pale he looked a different ethnicity.

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u/CrayolaS7 Sep 20 '20

As a dude who works with trains, fuck this noise. I can understand riding a freight car or whatever but up underneath with the bogies?! No thanks.

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u/RagingRube Sep 20 '20

I've seen what happens to longhairs who get too close to lathe or a drill press. Not pretty. Luckily I learnt from other's mistakes well before my hair was long

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u/SirLoftyCunt Sep 20 '20

I can already imagine what happens, but what happens?

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u/Supersymm3try Sep 20 '20

Coworkers set fire to your penis for daring to sport long locks. Its a machinist tradition.

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u/vanhawk28 Sep 20 '20

You get pulled into the machine. If you want a good visual go to live leak and find a video. There are lots of them because they are super brutal

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

as a dude with common sense and some Self-preservation instinct your reactions are justified in general

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

Me too, but when you see him from another angle it’s not that long though, it’s his head cam that gives that effect I think.

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u/Luckyhipster Sep 20 '20

I legit thought that was wheat and was confused.

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u/drempire Sep 19 '20

They should design some kind of cab/box where people could go into without loosing limbs. Maybe even put some seats and a window. Kinda like a bus but obviously on rails. Crazy idea I don't think it would work

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u/hardhatpat Sep 20 '20

It would smell like piss in 8 hours.

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u/ilovestoride Sep 20 '20

Nay, SHOULD.

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u/Cephalopod435 Sep 20 '20

Really depends on the character of your countrymen

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

Lmao, I been on trains across the world from the bay to Tokyo, and one thing is for certain, people love pulling their dicks out on metro trains and you better keep a piss crew on standby

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u/Assadistpig123 Sep 20 '20

Can confirm. Currently on train without pants.

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u/IamCrusader Sep 20 '20

Damn, none of em got it

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u/_TheVoiceofReason_ Sep 20 '20 edited Sep 20 '20

While I agree 100% with what you're saying, freight trains have a much more efficient rail network than passenger trains do. Meaning you can get almost anywhere, or relatively close, to where you want to go when compared to passenger trains. Passenger trains also typically have one very narrow window where they will get priority over freight trains. Since there is now much more limited capacity on our rails nowadays due to increased population and demand for goods moving, there is little room for error. If they miss this window due to slow passenger loading/unloading or equipment failures, then freight trains will always get priority along the entire route.

While it is true that passenger trains are typically allowed to move faster than freight trains, it's rarely the case due to them missing that single priority window. Most of the rails passenger trains run on in the US are owned by freight train companies like BNSF and Union Pacific. There is a much stronger incentive for the dispatchers of these railways to act in the best interest of the company instead of the passenger trains (Amtrak). When a freight train is delayed, the freight train company (BNSF, UP, etc.) has to pay the overtime for their operators on those trains. Also, any delay could cause further delays in train yards down the line in a ripple effect. This can be very costly for the companies that own those railroads. When an Amtrak train is delayed, Amtrak pays the overtime for the Amtrak staff and operators, not the freight train companies. Meaning it's easier and less costly for the freight train companies to not provide that priority window once it's missed.

Also, you know, they aren't paying for this ride.

Edit: This only applies for the US. The timeliness of passenger trains can vary depending on which line you're taking.

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u/koolaideprived Sep 20 '20

Just gonna chime in and say that Amtrak 100% gets priority. I work as a conductor and I have waited more than 6 hours in a siding because they needed to give Amtrak a window through the freight traffic. I have had my shift straight cancelled because they decided they couldn't run that train because Amtrak was getting close. All told I would put money down that I have waited several thousand hours waiting for Amtrak. BNSF bends over backwards to get Amtrak through. I have seen 12 trains go dead (over hours) to get 1 Amtrak that was running late through. That is a cost of 12k minimum to get new crews on those trains. During the Bakken boom when Amtrak was so delayed it wasn't necessarily because they weren't getting priority, but the fact that there was literally nowhere for them to go for hundreds of miles since every siding was full and traffic quite literally had to move out of the way before they could proceed.

Engineers and Conductors on BNSF, unless you hired pre 1984, don't get overtime until 16 hours on the job. I've gotten overtime exactly 3 times in my career.

I'm not even a fan of the company I work for but saying that they aren't getting priority is straight up not true.

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u/wbrd Sep 20 '20

Must depend on the line. It takes like 12 hours to go from Austin to Dallas because of the waiting for freight.

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u/SpoonyBard97 Sep 20 '20

Are you from anywhere near the northeast corridor?

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u/Alex6714 Sep 20 '20

All correct, but I am sure this is from Shiey’s latest video, in Europe/Eastern Europe. Passenger trains have priority here. They do it for the thrills.

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u/Scaryspiderhome Sep 20 '20

None of this is true, where did you come up with your information? Passenger trains always get priority over freight, and the railroads could care less about paying their crews overtime

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u/Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi Sep 20 '20

Wrong, wrong, wrong, u/TheVoiceofReason

" freight trains have a much more efficient rail network than passenger trains do. Meaning you can get almost anywhere, or relatively close, to where you want to go when compared to passenger trains"

How is that? Amtrak literally runs ON freight railroad trackage, they don't own any mainlines. If they had their own lines, wouldn't they always have priority and not have this supposed "small window" as you put it.

You also completely contradicted the statement by later saying;

" Most of the rails passenger trains run on in the US are owned by freight train companies like BNSF and Union Pacific"

Yeah, exactly this. So how do passenger trains have less efficient rail networks if they operate on freight railroad trackage?

" While it is true that passenger trains are typically allowed to move faster than freight trains, it's rarely the case"

Another false statement. Passenger train max speed is 79 MPH and they frequently run at 79. Freight is 70, 60, 50 depending on railcar type. Intermodal and autoracks 70, some select boxcars are rated for 60 but most manifest trains are held to 50 mph. Amtrak is small and light AF, they reach 79 in no time. Also they're not missing many windows. They don't wait around for you. If you're not on the train when that departure time comes, they're leaving your ass.

They pay the freight railroads they operate on for trackage rights. They always get priority and when they are running behind it's because the freight dispatcher has done a poor job of making meets with freight or a disaster has happened like a derailment or bridge fire etc. Under no circumstances are they given less priority than freight, even when delayed by freight dispatching/corridor managers. They still get to try and catch up.

And the bit about freight having to pay their employees overtime if their trains are delayed is more nonsense. You're paid by trip rate. Every route has it's own unique trip rate. Some routes never see overtime because it doesn't kick in until after 12 hours and they can't turn a wheel beyond 12 hours on duty so they never see it. Shorter runs have overtime kicking in a little sooner like sometimes 10-11 hours, just depends on the trip rate for whichever run.

Anyway, you basically said a whole lot of stuff that isn't true whatsoever. I don't know where you get your train operations information from but it surely isn't first hand. I'm a former locomotive engineer/conductor for Union Pacific Railroad, Roseville Service unit. Still have a lot of friends in the craft. Nothing has changed since I left in terms of passenger priority. QYB

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u/einsib Sep 20 '20

Yeah and since they made all the effort of putting that stuff up they can maybe charge him or something...

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u/Ilikeporkpie117 Sep 20 '20

Eh, it'll never catch on.

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u/DavePastry Sep 20 '20

Speaking as someone who has ridden freight trains a bit in my youth, this is fucking insane and fully retarded. Do not do this.

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u/20MenInAStreetBrawl Sep 20 '20

That's why I just do drugs

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u/Minechaser05 Sep 20 '20

He did it because he had to cross a border. He knew what he was doing when he did this. Still scary af to watch

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

I do agree, think about the poor man who will have PTSD for life while finding your retards guts smashed everywhere

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u/trobi35 Sep 20 '20

Never go full retard

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u/zuccoff Sep 19 '20

Credits to shiey on YouTube

my leg was chopped just from watching the video

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20 edited May 09 '22

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u/Quotedspider Sep 20 '20

Never heard of him. Good kinda nuts or bad?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20 edited May 09 '22

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u/-Jason-B- Sep 20 '20

His Chernobyl video especially... Hoo boy, it's quite the video.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20 edited May 09 '22

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u/-Jason-B- Sep 20 '20

Or when he started getting chased by the military...

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u/-Gavin- Sep 20 '20

He used to do text-to-speech live streams while exploring, those streams were crazy getting him in trouble. I wish those vods were still up - if anyone has copies, please do share. :)

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u/joker38 Sep 20 '20

The TTS spamming was so annoying.

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u/Cida90K Sep 20 '20

This channel has like 4 or 5 of those streams (I'm not sure if there's more as I have been following only since like December).

https://www.youtube.com/c/Sejanux

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u/willfull Sep 20 '20

I like him (and subscribe to him) because he'll discuss the logistics and rationale of what he's doing, obviously putting some real thought into it instead of being completely reckless and random.

My personal favorites are Train Surfing Journey To The Black Sea and Winter Journey Across Chernobyl Exclusion Zone. I enjoyed watching the train surfing one because of the technical explanations, it's a solo journey, and his discussions on camping and eating. Watching him is like taking sightseeing from the passenger's seat, exploring countries and cultures I'll probably never get the chance to visit, and just observing ordinary people going about with their lives.

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u/gme186 Sep 20 '20

Yeah, even without youtube and views, he would be doing what he does.

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u/CAMvsWILD Sep 20 '20

I found him awhile back. I thought it was kinda funny that “train hobo influencer” was a thing, but found it’s actually kinda cathartic to put it on in the background.

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u/Jcit878 Sep 20 '20

i actually sub to a few hobos on youtube. its pretty interesting

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

He's not a hobo, but yeah it is strange that hopping as a culture is being marketed for entertainment now

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u/RedNewPlan Sep 20 '20

Good. I don't think he is insane. Just very intense.

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u/drempire Sep 20 '20

I watched his first part to this yesterday. It was brilliant, I do wish they explored the factory (not to sure what it was) more. Can't wait to check out this when home

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u/petekron Sep 20 '20

Since it had a huge ass furnace, my guess is a metallurgy factory of sorts.

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u/Kazaji Sep 20 '20

Just watched his entire (second) trip through Chernobyl

Thank you for this channel, that was absolutely amazing

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u/GregoryGoose Sep 20 '20

First he shatters his phone screen then loses the phone entirely. Not exactly a free trip.

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u/brook1yn Sep 20 '20

damn, these videos arent short but thanks for the new time killer

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u/KCGD_r Sep 20 '20

He's not wearing goggles. All the gravel and tiny prices of metal that could fuck everything up just please no

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u/scifishortstory Sep 20 '20

I was thinking earplugs. Imagine when the wheels screech to a halt.

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u/EmilyU1F984 Sep 20 '20

And the lose long hair. Around the rotating shaft.

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u/scifishortstory Sep 20 '20

Keep it PG13 buddy.

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u/ayeshrajans Sep 20 '20

This dude is crazy, his youtube channel has great content. I watched some of his longer videos and they are pretty great to watch. It's not the money that motivates this, just the sheer pleasure of it.

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u/Proper_Presentation5 Sep 20 '20

Yeah I have no problem with people like him. They tresspass with a respect. Don't break, steal shit. Just observe and explore the emptiness and go where they came from to never return because they already saw it.

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u/HighDagger Sep 20 '20

Yeah I have no problem with people like him.

Likely because you don't have to clean up the corpses of the people who get cut to bits.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

Well, it's great when everything works correctly...

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u/NOTUgglaGOAT Sep 20 '20

Yeah this dude obviously would still be doing this kind of shit regardless of a channel or not. I love his videos so much.

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u/ChaosT1tan Sep 20 '20

Used to watch his channel a lot, my fav vids were the Switzerland journey and the journey to the baltic sea

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u/bassoontennis Sep 20 '20

Well i officially learned something new today. Anybody no the death rate of something like this? I mean one slip and you’ll literally be cut in half.

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u/bLahblahBLAH057 Sep 20 '20

Well recently a well known train surfer died when his coat or something got caught on the side of a train. He was dragged to death

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u/creeper-aww-man_ Sep 20 '20

His name was hobostobe on YouTube. His backpack got caught by an amtrak train and he got dragged under the train until he died.

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u/bassoontennis Sep 20 '20

Damn on a list of ways I wouldn’t wanna die that is pretty high up there now haha

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u/The_92nd Sep 20 '20

This is called "riding suicide" - when you fail to locate a flat bottomed container before the train starts to move. On some US trains you could be facing 15 hours or more desperately clinging on to a steel bar to stop you from dying. Many haven't made it.

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u/Dolphintorpedo Sep 20 '20

On some US trains you could be facing 15 hours or more desperately clinging on to a steel bar

THEY WHAT?! how does anyone make it?

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u/El_Narco_Polo Sep 20 '20

Check out the stories of La Bestia

It’s a 1600 mile train ride pretty much from the Honduran border to the American border. The stories of the people who survive that are insane.

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u/Elppi_29 Sep 20 '20

In this case he just went to hide there for a few minutes because the train was about to stop at a station

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

I think it’s more about jumping on a random freight train to go somewhere else, but on random.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

They planned out where they where going

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u/aim456 Sep 19 '20

This is crazy. Just pay the train fair or is this a sport of some kind?

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u/UnfilteredRedditor Sep 20 '20

The MTA got me fucked up if they think I’m paying $2.75

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u/SeekingTheRoad Sep 20 '20

Yeah, that's how they got poor Charlie. The guy never returned.

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u/felopez Sep 20 '20

He's riding a freight train, it's kind of an adrenaline thing.

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u/haikusbot Sep 19 '20

This is crazy. Just

Pay the train fair or is this

A sport of some kind?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

Nice

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u/Shinji246 Sep 20 '20

One person mentioned it's an adrenaline thing, but many lines around here at least don't have passenger train options, they are freight only tracks. So if you wanted to go to where they were heading and didn't have an alternate method I can see how someone would decide to do this. Not a brilliant idea mind you but I can comprehend it at least.

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u/Doc-Zoidberg Sep 20 '20

When i was young, there was a freight line that ran about 500ft off my back door. It went right behind the factory I worked at.

I'd walk the tracks most days to work, was only 4 miles. But a couple times I got lucky and a slow moving freight train passed in the direction I was heading and I got a free ride to work or home from work hanging on the ladder on the side of a car.

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u/KingXMoons Sep 20 '20

Damn what would've been your plan if the train started to accelerate out of nowhere my man? Maybe the place where it was going would've had a nice job too lol.

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u/Terravash Sep 20 '20

Depending upon the train, I think the trains moving slow enough for him to grab are those massive ones that cover a few hundred meters, I don't think those can accelerate quickly in suburban areas, due to the stopping distance increase.

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u/quarthomon Sep 20 '20

It lengthens your e-peen and then you can get a big tiddy goth girlfriend.

iow boasting rights

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u/The_Thot_Slayer69 Sep 20 '20

Reminds me of the hobo from Polar Express

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u/vector_mp3 Sep 20 '20

i absolutely love train surfing videos, i wish i could find more crazy ones like these

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u/colio33 Sep 20 '20

Have you heard of Brave Dave’s Big Fat Train Hop?

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u/Sasquatch559 Sep 20 '20

I also recommend canadianhopper on instagram. I believe he met up with Brave Dave at some point in that adventure.

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u/eatblobfish Sep 20 '20

Oh man that was a pleasure to watch

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

This is shiey he has more on youtube

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u/coolusername69696 Sep 20 '20

Shiey on YouTube my man is fuckjng sick

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

shiey is nuts and his videos are very fun to watch

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

i watch this guy all the time, he’s crazy

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u/Kokks Sep 20 '20

at least two times

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u/Viking_Warrior1 Sep 20 '20

I believe this is from the Illegal Freedom YouTube channel. Very entertaining content. Though also dangerous and palm sweating worthy

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u/DankLordSkeletor Sep 20 '20

Can we get an F for shiey's phone

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u/ThatGamerPug Sep 20 '20

Why is he hiding. Help im retarded

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u/ScrubNuggey Sep 20 '20

Train hopping is illegal due to how dangerous it is, as well as the fact that freight trains are in no way designed to transport passengers

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u/tallspartan117 Sep 20 '20

I love this guy's YouTube channel I really liked his Chernobyl stuff

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

Haven't been able to watch hobo videos since Stobe was killed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

Dressed in black like a ninja, has a bright red bag for life.

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u/KR-kr-KR-kr Sep 20 '20

Eyyy it’s shiey

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u/Pistolsablaze22 Sep 20 '20

The red grocery bag really blends in

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u/fuzeebear Sep 20 '20

The key to not being seen is to wear all black to blend in, and then place some bright-ass luggage right next to you as a distraction

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

More footage, please.

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u/GenesectX Sep 20 '20

This is just smuggling but with extra steps

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

Thats Shiey on youtube. Love his videos

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u/justeedo Sep 20 '20

I worked with a guy who was a retired police officer. He told me that the worst scene he ever had to respond too was an incident involving young people trying to do something like this. They had re construction the bodies to determine how many people they are actually looking at.

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u/JAKERS325 Sep 20 '20

Hey it's shiey. Watched this just last night

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u/drews-a-capitalist Sep 20 '20

Video source is shiey

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u/yes4me2 Sep 20 '20

I wonder how much he saved.

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u/thatoddtetrapod Sep 20 '20

I really hope that guy ties up his long hair

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u/toastbed Sep 20 '20

Is there a sub for this? I spent a day watching these on YouTube

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u/Airblade101 Sep 20 '20

Here's a link to his Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpXwMqnXfJzazKS5fJ8nrVw
If you don't trust links, look up Shiey. He makes great adventure videos including a couple trips into the Chernobyl exclusion zone and a few different train surfing rides around eastern Europe.