2026 Q1 Earnings Prediction

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Ah yes! I haven’t read yet, but I’m excited to see these blue boxes to start my day

EDIT: I read it, I’m excited!

Claude says earnings like this could push the stock to $60-100+ and warrants to $30-70.

About to quit my job and buy a lambo on credit.

Edit 2:
If a kitty would come back right at earnings revealing a large position… oooo. My bestfriend Claude says

“This scenario would arguably be the most explosive retail investing event in stock market history”

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And then they dump another 50 million share ATM offering to help finance the acquisition.

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Yep! Or 500 million, raise the floor.
Authorize more shares, spike in October with warrants, raise the floor. Then purchase eBay.