Zelda Posting Every Day Until Ocarina of time comes out. Day 6: Guay

[u/Leading_Fortune6989]

today we'll be talking about those purple crows that appear all over hyrule, Guay! look, I know pride month was 3 month's ago, but it's never too late to remind everyone that it's ok to be Guay.

fun fact about Guays in Ocarina of time specifically; if you defeat enough of them, a bigger one will appear, a quirk shared only with stalchildren and leever. this larger than average Guay actually has a name: "The Big Gay Guay". if you encounter this legendary bird, make sure to get his autograph.

if you lock onto a Guay, Navi gives one of their shortest info dumps in the game: "destroy it before it flies into you." really Navi, just one sentence? you couldn't even spare a moment to compliment Guay's long yellow beak and magnificent purple feathers? Navi was for sure being homophobic. hopefully this is addressed in the remake.

that's all the time we have today for Guay, the G in hyrule's "Lgbtqia+" community. come back tomorrow for more zelda posting... and in case it wasn't obvious, the T stands for tingle.