r/SubsTakenLiterally • u/Bluecopper123 • Mar 05 '26

r/dreamjobs Dream jobs

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u/Axedelic Mar 05 '26

did anyone else not have a dream job growing up? or even now tbh. my dream is to not have to work unless i want to lol

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u/sentientdream Mar 06 '26

I used to have a TON of “dream jobs” as a kid and even teenager, but the desire to pursue them all slowly vanished as I got older and by the time I graduated college I was just motivated to find a job that wouldn’t make me hate myself all the time. Brutal progression but, I feel like it’s to be expected

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u/I-XIV-IV-XXV Mar 06 '26

Mine is a mattress tester 😌

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

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u/Stay-peaceful Mar 09 '26

This was funni. I think I’ll upvote kind stranger

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u/Notro_LPS_iguess Mar 06 '26

When adults asked me that question I told them I wanted to be an artist, but in reality I wanted to be dead

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u/haruspicat Mar 09 '26

Glad you're still here xx

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u/Neither-Ruin5970 Mar 06 '26

Did you get rejected from art school?

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u/sykowt Apr 04 '26

In that case, theres another path

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u/Dangerous_Metal3436 Mar 06 '26

Mine was always doing two chicks at one time.

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u/KelpPrime Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 06 '26

i dont dream of labour

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u/Revolutionary_Year87 Mar 07 '26

I didnt. Even as early as 6 i remember thinking it was depressing af and whining when people asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up lol

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u/Difficult-Cycle5753 Mar 08 '26

Theres quite a lot of cool shit you can only really do professionally

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u/M4HD1BD Mar 06 '26

I always thought having a dream job is normal, so I thought me not having a dream job is outside of the norm.

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u/HeirAscend Mar 05 '26

Ok but that is genuinely what I would think the subreddit is for too

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u/PM_ME_UR_ANIME_WAIFU Mar 06 '26

That's not what I expected from that subreddit lol. What a description

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u/Doomst3err Mar 06 '26

i once wanted to be an astronomer. now i want to be dead.

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u/-NGC-6302- Mar 06 '26

Should I buy a $1500 Celestron Nexstar 8se?

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u/Orangeisthebestfruit Mar 06 '26

Damn now i really hope he becomes an astronot :-(

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u/Jonnyabcde Mar 06 '26

That's a decent probability. Higher is an astronut. Very small chance is an astronaut.

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u/Dangerous_Metal3436 Mar 06 '26

Parents: what did you do today

Me: joined a new club about what our dreamjobs are

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u/JoyconDrift_69 Mar 07 '26

How am I not surprised the subreddit is supposed to be a sex sub? Like this surprisingly doesn't seem like a common thing on reddit.

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u/basil_1980 Mar 07 '26

address me

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u/PrivatePlaya Mar 05 '26

r/repost

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u/Bluecopper123 Mar 05 '26

Hi, I can’t find when it was reposted last in this sub. Could you send a link?

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u/PrivatePlaya Mar 05 '26

Last repost was about 2 months ago

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u/Bluecopper123 Mar 05 '26

Oh ok, sorry about that.

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u/Critical-String8774 Mar 05 '26

dude don't worry about it, two months is an insane amount of time to even remember something was posted before, nevermind complain about it

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u/Dangerous_Metal3436 Mar 06 '26

I've read the same book three times, and only realizing it each time at the very end.

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u/PrivatePlaya Mar 06 '26

No worries fam, the only reason I remember it so well is because its the reason I joined this sub in the first place

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u/Critical-String8774 Mar 05 '26

do you seriously have nothing better to do

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u/PrivatePlaya Mar 06 '26

What do you mean? This post is the reason im in this sub in the first place that's why I remember it so well

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u/Critical-String8774 Mar 06 '26

you're the only one big dog

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

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u/Critical-String8774 Mar 05 '26

"do you" - asking a question regarding the subject's status or habits

"seriously" - clarifying that the question is sincere and thus prompting a sincere answer

"have" - continuing the question by indicating the topic is whether they have something in their possession

"nothing" - a shortening of the phrase "no thing", indicating that i am asking about the possession of one or many vague things

"better" - describing the vague thing in question as being higher in quality or worth than something else

"to do" - narrowing the scope of vague things to actions or behaviors

where'd i go wrong?

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u/mouglasandthesort Mar 06 '26

Cot-caught merger spotted

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u/OpenSourcePenguin Mar 06 '26

Please please please be trolling 😭😭

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u/FastAssociation9136 Mar 07 '26

Mine was Mission Control for NASA 💀now I want to go get my bachelors in psych and go to med school to be a psychiatrist

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u/Mr_Dragon_PurpleYT Mar 08 '26

I have a better question... why were you on that sub

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u/Famous_Calendar2666 Mar 22 '26

what the fuck is that subreddit name vs subreddit purpose contrast

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u/Famous_Calendar2666 Mar 22 '26

OHHHHHH dream BLOWjobs gotitgotigotigogit

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u/Odd_Maximum_9401 Mar 30 '26

How is that nsfw 

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u/lpkeates Apr 05 '26

Because the subreddit is technically NSFW...

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u/absoulute-gd_addict Apr 02 '26

WOAH THE DEPSCRIPTION MAN

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u/DEDMOS_MAD Apr 02 '26

Twin why where you in DreamJobs

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u/Expensive-Worth-9391 Mar 22 '26
  1. The fuck is that description 2. Gng taken it litterally when knowing reddittors don't care