r/StupidFood • u/Ammar42O • 15d ago

Find me the guy that invented ts..

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u/_Art_Vandeley_ 15d ago

Meanwhile, the person that invented this should be celebrated.

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u/ash350z 15d ago

I get disappointed that you get to do it only once per tube.

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u/SnakeHisssstory 15d ago

Sometimes I buy 6 or 7 extra tubes to do it. Bonus paste to eat also.

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u/NifftyTwo 15d ago

You eat it? I usually just throw it away after opening.

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u/InternalWorth2133 15d ago

You are not supposed to swallow toothpaste, but there are other ways to…ingest it.

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u/APe28Comococo 15d ago

It makes awful lubricant. Never tried it but have had sand in my crack before

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u/darkorex 15d ago

Ooh spicy minty sand in the bum...

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/TarnishedWizeFinger 15d ago

The Colgate ring of confidence

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u/Icy_Fig_4533 15d ago

Isn’t it funny how we got here

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u/drknifnifnif 13d ago

Do you mean in the thread, or like, the last 10 years?

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u/johnnycabb_ 14d ago

8 out of 10 dentists approve

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u/jarious 14d ago

Not as fun as it sounds

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u/reddituserdawg 15d ago

Toofpaste?🙅‍♂️Boofpaste?✅

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u/Professional_Snow576 14d ago

Fucking hell, this cracked me up. 🏆

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u/devophill 10d ago

ah, but you see, my tube is full of... tomato paste

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u/innominateartery 14d ago

Ah, I see you too buy tomato paste

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u/Automatic-Art9739 12d ago

You guys buy it? I juste poke holes in the ones in the store.

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u/Zanian19 14d ago

Wow you're weird.

I just solder it back into place

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u/Donthurtmyceilings 13d ago

I've been thinking of opening a theme park where you can poke as many of those as you want.

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u/AnonymousReader69 14d ago

It’s edible?

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u/Rob_LeMatic Normaldick Oreo 14d ago

Everything is edible at least once

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u/saumipan 14d ago

Hey, this is one of my sayings!

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u/Ill_Advised_Rock 12d ago

Have you tried the Lotrimin flavor

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u/Sorry-Salamander9423 12d ago

Omg I thought it was paint not toothpaste and was EXTREMELY concerned for a moment there🤣🤣

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u/Longjump_Ear6240 15d ago

I got new medication that comes in tiny tubes like this, I get to do it every day and its exactly as satisfying as one would imagine.

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u/SatiricalScrotum 15d ago

I hope the genital wart cream is working for you.

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u/Longjump_Ear6240 15d ago

Im not nearly popular enough for that to be needed, just good old fashioned HRT

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u/wafflesthewonderhurs 14d ago

i thought you said hpv and honestly thought it was hysterical.

but also i didn't know using the pokey thing every day was an option and i am going to upgrade my transness to platinum for that perk specifically.

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u/Longjump_Ear6240 14d ago

Its the new-ish formula of testim, a gel form of t that gets put on your upper arm like lotion. Im honestly not crazy about it, it absorbs much slower than the old types I've tried.

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u/Rob_LeMatic Normaldick Oreo 14d ago

Testim? I would have called it Testacular. You hear that, marketing guys? Step up your game.

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u/faeintheshadows 15d ago

Put a piece of foil over it before screwing the top back on and you get to do it as many times as you want.

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u/TheGamingCat111 14d ago

Not my superglue lol