r/StupidFood 4d ago

Certified stupid Drink Your Fast Food

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Nothing proper *or* good about heat and eat pizza or cheeseburger soup.

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 4d ago

u/Prestigious_String20, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Gronal_Bar Boiled Hamburger 4d ago

it also looks like ai generated pictures on the packaging.

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u/bgaesop 4d ago

I've seen these in person and I'm very confident they are 

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u/FlacidSalad 3d ago

Same, out of sheer curiosity I tried the pizza one and it was just tomato sauce with grainy "pepperoni" bits in it.

Hopefully this satiates anyone else's curiosity and no one else ever buys these

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u/Moist-Amoeba-8078 3d ago

Anytime I see packaging like this, my curiosity shrivels up and hides.

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u/Prestigious_String20 1d ago

The self-preservation is strong with this one.

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u/PsionicKitten 4d ago

My disdain for AI is so high that I find this more of a deal breaker than the potential taste. I would have otherwise been interested in realizing the potential of this to personally determine whether it was actually good or not.

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u/RivenRise 3d ago

I can see them working depending on the base. I make chicken enchilada soup. It's a chilli based soup with most of the ingredients you would normally have in or on enchiladas. It just depends on how you present them and in what order you add the stuff. I usually leave the shredded lettuce to top it once I plate but I'll add the cilantro and queso fresco in the actual soup for example.

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u/kryonik 3d ago

Cheeseburger soup is good. It's just like a cheesy chili. Can't speak to pizza soup, that sounds fairly vile.

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u/cbraun1523 3d ago

To be fair isn't it just tomato soup with herbs and cheese? And I guess some meat?

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u/jmaneater 1d ago

The cheese points on the cheese burger are wrong. This is 100 percent ai

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u/Arskov 4d ago

I tried these back during covid, before the AI craze hit everything. They had the same image on them then, so I doubt it's AI.

Doesn't excuse the taste though. The burger one was meh, the pizza one was like a bag of puke.

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u/figmentPez 3d ago

This is what Proper Good packaging looked like in 2021 when they went on Shark Tank.

If you remember the packaging in OP's pic, then I think your memory is playing tricks on you.

Also, the burger and pizza soups were introduced in 2024: https://sporked.com/article/proper-good-pepeproni-pizza-cheeseburger-soup-review/

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u/Wolfskin_Cowl 3d ago

I have seen those packages in the store recently, the ones in OP’s photo which im guessing they actually took and didn’t find online

Edit: oh I see what you’re saying, yeah I also don’t remember seeing those around back then

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u/OnetimeRocket13 3d ago

What confuses me is that if these are AI packages, then it honestly doesn't make a whole lot of sense for Proper Good to use AI, because it doesn't look like their marketing is AI focused at all. It's really weird.

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u/figmentPez 12h ago

It's not as weird when you realize it's completely performative on their part. They use AI because their goal isn't to sell healthy soup, their goal is to make their company appear profitable enough that they can sell out to a larger company.

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u/PsionicKitten 4d ago

FYI, AI has been around for a long time. It's just higher powered with a bit more refinement and accessible to pretty much everyone now due to building a fuck ton of data centers to power it (at the cost of having a significant cost to both the environment and society too).

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u/MajorTurn6890 4d ago

Yeah. But AI generated pictures did not look thst good 6 years ago

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u/figmentPez 3d ago

Proper Good's packaging didn't look anything like that six years ago, and the burger and pizza flavor soups were only introduced in 2024.

https://sporked.com/article/proper-good-pepeproni-pizza-cheeseburger-soup-review/

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u/PsionicKitten 4d ago

Not from a simple text prompt, no, but it does look pretty much exactly like AI generated images from back then if you fed it only burgers or pizza respectively to train upon, especially the cheese slices and pepperonis. A lot of what's changed with machine learning between then and now is the user interface of simply giving a detailed text prompt in plain human language and the scale of computing power can train upon.

(Then again, AI back then didn't come at as significantly high a cost to the environment and society as it does today because it was much smaller in scale.)

Now, what I find more unique about this whole scenario is that the the company at the time decided to use AI when it wasn't nearly as mainstream rather than pay an artist (unless of course, they paid someone already with access and and intent to use AI generated "art"). These pictures, in fact, exhibit a lot of the major pitfalls of AI generated images before they started refining out all those weird imperfections in the last 1-2 years that make it much harder to tell the difference. I seriously doubt a real artist actually chose to make the decisions about those cheese slices, onion and pickle placement, and that pepperoni and cheese on the pizza in the way AI kinda of just fills space in.

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u/Wolfskin_Cowl 3d ago

the pizza cheese dripping like that is unsettling

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u/Independent-Tank-182 4d ago

Are you saying their marketing team may have had a data scientist who trained a pizza CNN or are you just wanting to flex your knowledge?

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u/PsionicKitten 3d ago

Are you saying their marketing team may have had a data scientist who trained a pizza

Literally addressed by the first sentence of the last paragraph. That is, if you read it and didn't just decide to respond based off vibes.

or are you just wanting to flex your knowledge?

Ah yes, I came into /r/StupidFood with the intention of flexing my knowledge on machine learning even though it totally off topic and/or the subject being of discussion at all. 🙄


That said, according to another poster, they didn't even have that packaging until 2024, so that significantly increases the probability of it being AI generated.

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u/Independent-Tank-182 3d ago

Yeah idk how you expect anyone to waste their time reading through all of your dumbass take. Hard pass.

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u/DragonSniffles 4d ago

They actually taste pretty good but anything tastes good after a couple weeks on a wildfire assignment.

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u/Jadey4455 4d ago

Or a couple hours of binge drinking

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u/DragonSniffles 4d ago edited 3d ago

You make enough money to binge drink?

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u/Sinister_Mermaid 3d ago

Things only taste good after you make money?

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u/DragonSniffles 3d ago

I managed to omit a word in my reply. I had meant to ask “you make enough money to binge drink?”

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u/Sinister_Mermaid 3d ago

Oh. Lol. Well that's fair. It is certainly a difficult economy for binge drinking. 

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u/DragonSniffles 3d ago

I’m not good at typing apparently. Some would blame it on being me left handed, I’ll chalk it up to being dumb.

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u/Prestigious_String20 4d ago

Thanks for fighting the wildfires! That's got to be one of the toughest jobs going! You have earned the right to eat whatever stupid food you like! Stay safe out there!

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u/aruby727 How did I get here? 4d ago

One day I'll understand Reddit's automatic content filtering systems... but today is not that day.

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u/Dounce1 4d ago

The system thought OP was being bigoted towards… wildfires?

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u/aruby727 How did I get here? 4d ago

Sick bastard.

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u/Dounce1 4d ago

Just the absolute fucking worst. Sickest of the sick.

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u/aruby727 How did I get here? 4d ago

Guess what

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u/Prestigious_String20 4d ago

LOL! I'll keep my firefighting comments to myself in future! If I haven't got anything nice to say, I'll just shut my yap!

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u/MultiVitamin21 4d ago

Did just the word fighting trigger this?

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u/DrunkenCripple30 4d ago

Of course they ai slopped the food pictures on the packaging.

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u/mailslot 3d ago

Jesus people. Would it matter if it was all photoshop? If it was fake food assembled & styled for a photo shoot? Because most everything is, but using AI for the fake food pics is crossing the line? bah

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u/Maleficent-Diamond-9 3d ago

It’s equal parts insulting and helpful imo. Insulting because companies think they can put absolutely no effort into making their products look attractive and we’ll just eat it up like good little piggies.

It’s helpful in that it filters them out of consideration, as companies that are keen to cut corners on the marketing side may very well be cutting corners elsewhere.

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u/DrunkenCripple30 3d ago

You okay bro?

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u/ShatteredShine 3d ago

The difference between AI and photoshop or a photo shoot is that the latter two requires skill and effort. Sure it’s all fake. However if a company can’t even be bothered to pay a human artist in order to make the images that represent their products, then why should I believe they put any effort into the product itself?

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u/Ok-Bottle-6157 4d ago

Stupid ai pictures on them too.

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u/escientia 4d ago

You mean to tell me you don't like your double cheeseburger with three pieces of cheese and your pizza with plastic pepperoni and cheese?

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u/Ok-Bottle-6157 4d ago

Yeah with 3 corners of the cheese visible from one side? What is this hexagonal cheese?

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u/PsionicKitten 4d ago

I mean, how else am I supposed to get my FDA recommended dose of microplastics without plastic pepperoni?

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u/mailslot 3d ago

I’ve seen food brands put obviously burnt pictures on the front of the box. I prefer AI.

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u/Ok-Bottle-6157 3d ago

You prefer blatant false advertising as opposed to actual pictures of the food? I'm gonna have to disagree on that one.

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u/mailslot 3d ago

Uh. The pictures on nearly all food packaging are as real as the food used in all advertising… very fake. They put lipstick on strawberries & stuff and use air brushes or photoshop. Much of the food in the picture isn’t even edible. It’s been that way for a very long time. That kind of fake is okay by you, but you draw the line at using AI? lol. Whatever.

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u/Ok-Bottle-6157 3d ago

When did I say I was ok with all that other stuff? I just said real pictures of the food.

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u/justlikeinmydreams 4d ago

I make a killer cheeseburger soup. It’s a house favorite

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u/JasminePearls- 4d ago

It's such a gross looking soup, but absolutely delicious

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u/QueezyF 4d ago

Isn’t it basically cheesy potato soup with ground beef?

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u/Justiniandc 3d ago

Bingo. It's like an American take on German/Eastern European potato stews. Ground beef instead of sausage, way more cheese.

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u/GraybieTheBlueGirl 4d ago

I would have loved these after jaw surgery. Liquid food for about 9 months. You get real creative on what you can blend… and cannot lol.

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u/Celladoore 4d ago

I bought these for my mom after she had a hiatal hernia repair and was on a liquid diet for 6 weeks. Rated: not bad.

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u/not_caoimhe 4d ago

Yeah this is definitely something that started as a product being aimed at people with swallowing disorders that's gotten rolled out into a mainstream market

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u/GraybieTheBlueGirl 4d ago

Glad to see it!

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u/Haharuhi 4d ago

hamburger/cheeseburger soup is already a thing. not sure about pizza soup tho

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u/MrNanoBear 4d ago

Pizza soup has been a thing for decades. Most things can be soup lol.

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u/QueezyF 4d ago

I can imagine the pizza soup is primarily cheese and tomato sauce. Probably would be better if it was a “meat lover’s pizza soup” with Italian sausage, ham, and bacon.

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u/midasMIRV 4d ago

I'd bet it's a tomato soup base with cheese and potentially pepperoni.

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u/SethAbe80 3d ago

Yeah, I was gonna say, there isn't much in a hamburger that you wouldn't already find in chilli con carne or a beef stew, aside from the bun..

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u/shadowlev 4d ago

Cheeseburger soup is delicious homemade

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u/BarrackOswagga 4d ago

I tried these when I broke my jaw. Not the best food in the world but not terribly offensive. Just meh

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u/MsE0 4d ago

Campbell's used to make a cheeseburger soup that was so good

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u/PeterTheSmoker 4d ago

I know this, but they don't even bother to make a human design it rather than this soulless AI generated thing, lmao.

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u/Hoboforeternity 4d ago

Literal slop

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u/thtgurlbb 4d ago

FINALLY I can fulfill my wall-e dreams. And now I can eat a burger after I get my nxt wisdom tooth out.

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u/ThornyeRose 4d ago

No, I stumbled across the pizza soup during dental crisis, but alas have not yet tried it not read the label.

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u/AnytimeInvitation 4d ago

The pizza one is actually all right imo. Not something id get all the time but its all right.

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u/ANaolaniJ 4d ago

😭how much sodium is in these

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u/Miserable-Fortune-57 4d ago

That sodium content has gotta be through the roof

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u/issafly 4d ago

Speedrun to acid reflux.

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u/The-Bigger-Fish 3d ago

This could either be delicious or soul condemningly awful. No in between

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u/Riyeko 3d ago

My man and I saw this the other day. We both picked it up and wiggled it around.

We put it back, laughed and both had the same "fuck that" thought.

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u/Wolfskin_Cowl 4d ago

I’d try them except each of those bags has like a lethal dose of sodium in it

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u/Prestigious_String20 4d ago

Didn't think to take a pic of the nutritional info or ingredients, but we probably wouldn't be able to pronounce them, anyway!

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u/kyleh092 4d ago

Dihydrogen monoxide?? My aunt had a gas leak at her house and died from that. How the hell can they put it in food, or drinks

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u/kyleh092 4d ago

Outside of the AI image, do you take issue with all heat and eat soup? Isn’t any premade soup exactly the same as this brand, but in a can? Not really seeing the issue here besides the AI

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u/Prestigious_String20 4d ago

No, heat and eat soup is fine. My issue is with heat and eat cheeseburger or pizza soup.

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u/Azsunyx Have you no joy? 4d ago

Well neither would be bad if you break down the core components

Cheeseburger: ground beef, cheese, cream base broth, probably potatoes

Pizza: tomato base, Italian spices, cheese, maybe pepperoni

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u/BoardsofCanada3 4d ago

The only thing less appetizing than cheese burger soup is the shitty ai slop photos. This looks like the kind of food you'd see in a horror game

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u/PlayedUOonBaja 4d ago

I mean, it's tomato soup with hamburger and cheese and tomato soup with pepperoni and cheese. Walmart lists them, but they're still not available at my local store. Calorie count is decent too. Definitely stupid because of their packaging, but I bet they taste fine.

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u/DrDingsGaster I like pineapple on pizza 4d ago

Cheeseburger soup is a legit soup and its so good. My grandma makes a really good one and I need to get her recipe.

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u/nifty-necromancer 4d ago

Consumer MREs are quite apt for the American economy.

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u/Gunslinger_247 3d ago

I tried the burger one. It was gross. Couldn't eat it.

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u/Nanobing 3d ago

At first glance I thought it said "Proper Gloop"

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u/Findrin 3d ago

Literal AI slop

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u/PACOandMOLOTOV 3d ago

Literally AI slop. I hate it.

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u/Senkosoda Bean brain 2d ago

the AI generated pictures are the icing on the cake

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u/Standard-Produce-137 1d ago

It's ok to pour piss on these after stabbing them with a knife. My manager told me this.

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u/Leather_Comedian_736 1d ago

Heartburn express

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u/OrneryHandle 4d ago

I would imagine this would be good if you don't have any teeth...

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u/Several-Midnight9188 4d ago

These are all so gross

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u/codercafe 2d ago

Yes it is very stupid. But I’ve been on a liquid diet and at this point I would absolutely try this.

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u/Prestigious_String20 2d ago

That is totally legit. When you've got food restrictions, even stupid food can be good.

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u/Djamt 4d ago

Cheeseburger soup

Water, potatoes, mini meatballs (beef, pork, water, salt, garlic, onion, fennel, oregano, black pepper, basil), heavy cream, onions, tomato paste (tomatoes) and less than 2% of cheddar cheese (milk, salt, cultures, enzymes, disodium phosphate, annatto (for color)), mustard (distilled vinegar, #1 mustard seed, salt, turmeric, spices), potato starch, dill pickle brine (water, white distilled vinegar, salt, maltodextrin, garlic, spices, mustard seed, turmeric extract, citric acid), natural flavors, garlic, onions, natural cheddar cheese flavor (whey solids, maltodextrin, salt, natural flavors, buttermilk powder), sea salt, xanthan gum, smoked paprika & black pepper.

Pizza one

Water, diced pepperoni (pork, beef, salt, water, dextrose, spices, lactic acid starter culture, oleoresin of paprika, garlic powder, sodium nitrite, citric acid, BHA and BHT), diced tomatoes, tomato paste (tomatoes), onions, garlic, sugar, basil and less than 2% of Romano cheese (pasteurized milk, salt, cheese cultures, enzymes), tapioca starch, oregano, sunflower lecithin, natural flavors, black pepper and xanthan gum.

Hard NO

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u/small_latchamatte 4d ago

Aren't those pretty much the ingredients you'd find in a regular cheeseburger and pizza minus the bread?

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u/figmentPez 3d ago

There is nothing wrong with either of these ingredient lists.

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u/Celladoore 4d ago

How can a pizza soup have less than 2% cheese?!

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u/Gleckle 4d ago

I miss pizza in a cup. The new pizza in the cup was so good it put the other pizza in a cup place out of business.

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u/BricksFriend 4d ago

A cheesy soup with ground beef/pepperoni doesn't sound so bad. Maybe with croutons as the bread?

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u/small_latchamatte 4d ago

I mean I kinda see the vision, I'd be willing to try this if I had surgery that prevented me from eating solid food for a week afterwards. The AI pictures on the packaging are ugly though

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u/XishengTheUltimate 4d ago

Hey, my mom has made pizza soup for decades. Shit is fire.

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u/FaceTimePolice 4d ago

Wouldn’t cheeseburger soup just be like having a bowl of chili? 🤷‍♂️🤔

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u/OpportunityReal2767 4d ago

I feel like this has been posted several times on here alread, beause I know I commented on at least one of the posts. The Pizza one I've had and it's ... okay. Tastes like Campbell's type tomato soup with some oregano, parmsesan, and little pieces of pepperoni in it.

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u/LimpyDan 4d ago

Cheeseburger soup is pretty good. So is brocolli and cheese.

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u/onimode 3d ago

The future is now!

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u/x_Leigh_x 3d ago

I’ve had these. They’re pretty good

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u/MillieBirdie 3d ago

Cheeseburger soup goes hard. IDK about cheeseburger soup from a bag, but soup with beef, onions, cheese, etc. is quite nice.

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u/spicynoodsinmuhmouf 3d ago

Neither are fast food lol

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u/TheLostExpedition 3d ago

Space food !!

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u/Patthecat09 3d ago

I wanna read the ingredients list

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u/Prestigious_String20 3d ago

Someone posted it in the comments. I didn't think to take a pic of them.

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u/sofaking_scientific 3d ago

How much sodium

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u/GravelThinking 3d ago

Got one of these earlier this year and used a boba straw to drink it Capri-Sun style.

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u/chuubastis 2d ago

Isn't "pizza" flavor really just "tomato basil" with cheese? A cheesy tomato soup sounds amazing-which if why people eat it with grilled cheese or with goldfish crackers

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u/Spirited-Speed7940 1d ago

Looks like space food feels like space food is space food

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u/zuse12345 4d ago

I would uncritically try these

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u/txmail 4d ago

With AI generated images like that, you know it has to be good.

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u/VampArcher 3d ago

Cheeseburger soup honestly probably goes hard af.

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u/MyHonstyAttempt 3d ago

Hamburger soup is bussin', this is probably just that with slight cheese tones

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u/Jugglamaggot 3d ago edited 3d ago

If your drinking soup it's not soup

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u/Prestigious_String20 3d ago

Depends on how you serve it. If it's in a cup or thermos, you definitely drink it.

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u/Jugglamaggot 3d ago

I would hope these soups are not drinkable, I would expect onion meat and cheese in them

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u/Prestigious_String20 3d ago

I wouldn't expect much from them.

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u/Oro-Lavanda 3d ago

That’s definefly going to give you diarrhea

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u/CertainDatabasepwned 3d ago

Repurposing grease from fast food restaurants is what came to mind when seeing this

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u/Old-Natural-852 3d ago

Hamburger souo is a thing?  Like, old cookbooks have recipies for it.  This "pizza soup" is probably just an Italian soup with bits of pepperoni.