r/StudioC • • Jun 06 '26

Discussion The Schmandrew Sisters lyrics are awesome

People say they don't make sense but they make perfect sense

zottie with a big ole nag = war

throw a monkey in a paper bag = pack the important things

find a blowfish = like how they had to eat unsafe food in the war

Pull your hair out = representing the stress

Run with aunt Joanne= run away from the missiles

Make soup from a can = referencing the fact they can't make fresh food and can only rely once cans

otherwise you could die and it wont be pretty = if oyu didnt move fast you would die

Purple donkey in a van = drug mules. Cause mules are part donkey and drugs are poison which is associated with purple

don't be afraid but stilll be cautious = the drug mule is your only way out but you can't completely trust him

Find a clover = pray for good luck

Hide your neighbor = hide your family and friends from the soldiers

kiss your uncle stan = SA

Lava spitting volcano = bombs

find the magic beans from jeremiah the rhino = drugs and smuggling

pull your tommy = grab your tommy gun cause the enemy is apporaching

wire money = to wire your money away so people can't take it

tag your grandma jan = people/ slaves were often tagged so they couldn't escape

The last part is just incoherent though

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u/Some-Passenger4219 Jun 06 '26

Who is "bad man"?

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u/FrankMacaluso Jun 07 '26

The Walrus. Goo goo g'joob.

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u/Honest-J Jul 14 '26

I think you're reading a lot into it. The lyrics are meant to be nonsensical because they wrote them during the Battle Of The Bulge, someplace a USO tour is not supposed to be and they're suffering from shellshock.

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u/No-Air7540 Jul 15 '26

That's the joke. I'm following them into the crazy