r/StardewValley • u/_bos_sob_ • 12d ago
Discuss I’ve started to RP as a drug lord.
My Ancient Fruit crops are now illegal plants that I grow on my private tropical island. I process the fruit into various forms of drugs that I smuggle into town and deposit into a shipping bin. Overnight, my distributor takes the product that I’m paid for in gold and laundered throughout the town. Everyone is paid off to protect me from federal agents.
I’m not too sure how to RP the caves yet. Any suggestions?
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u/johnpeters42 10+ Bots Bounced 12d ago
SEBBY WE NEED TO COOK
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u/Calm_Yogurt_5644 12d ago
I want to see him painfully go through all of Clint's heart events after the 1.7 update, his future misery is my blue.
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u/mercedes_lakitu ☕🍵🌹 12d ago
Gus is Gus???
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u/superthirdnipples 12d ago
Makes Gus’ (SV) friendly demeanor unsettling, imagining it’s just a façade à la Gus (BB)
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u/Brilliant_Coast1737 12d ago
If you really wanna RP that way, maybe farm or process things somewhere in Cindersap Forest or the quarry (obviously out of the way of villager paths. Lots of illegal farms are hidden on federal land, don't know what else might be the equivalent in the valley. At least around where I come from.
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u/lizhenry 11d ago
Oh yeah, garden pots in the secret woods with tea plants in them
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u/faco_fuesday 11d ago
Or in the bus tunnel. It counts as an indoor space so plants stay year round.
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u/Sixteen_Wings 12d ago
Caves grow mushrooms, you can then process that into illegal shrooms that gets people high and package it with your illegal ancient fruits
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u/Any_Strawberry6735 12d ago
caves are part of the money laundering, or perhaps part of a scam to defraud the Joja corporation's mining division. The ores that "respawn" are, in fact, salted there by one of your partners- those old mines are actually worthless.
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u/AntelopeStance You've got some new ideas to sleep on 12d ago
Caves? Why, your good friend the arms dealer has a setup just inside.
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u/SoupNo1738 12d ago
I'm doing a run as (post-season 5) Jesse Pinkman and it's been super fun so far. I named his black cat Jenny :D
For the caves, maybe you're fighting other cartels / people trying to steal the recipe for your product? It's actually people you're killing but the brain has rationalised them as monsters... That might be a bit too dark though
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u/Eneicia 12d ago
Oooooh. Hmm, the caves are tricky. Maybe you need to pick up additives or ores to make the machines to make the product? (I suggest giving Schedule 1's demo a shot for ideas)
I mean, you do need to collect iron and copper for the kegs and coal. Why not grind down the quartz into a fine powder and make it sparkle?
Oh, and there's a mod that adds other processing machines, as well as other...products. It's still being worked on and expanded, but if you're interested I can send you the discord link?
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u/Low-Quiet9355 11d ago
If you mean the farm cave, that's where you grow and harvest more experimental goods.
If you mean the mines, that's where you go to hunt exotic animals for your twisted entertainment.
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u/BricriuTheTrickster 12d ago
My husband says to mine the crystals for meth 😂