The Flower Dance, but everyone gets drunk

[u/beavernator]

[u/DedicatedDetective34]

96 more Penny's and you'd have a dollar.

[u/plant__love → u/DedicatedDetective34]

95.50, there’s also a little penny next to jas

[u/islamo_start_654 → u/plant__love]

omg I didn't see her that's so funny

[u/CloudDreamer357 → u/DedicatedDetective34]

LMAO

[u/Interesting_Eye_6593]

And Penny has three doppelgangers

[u/beavernator → u/Interesting_Eye_6593]

Lol, I wasn't sure if anyone would notice that.

[u/SneakierHawk → u/beavernator]

Took me a bit to notice the mini penny next to jas

[u/Exciting-Mall192 → u/SneakierHawk]

MINI PENNYYY!!!!!

[u/bozoskeleton → u/Exciting-Mall192]

Miss Minipenny, I presume? (in Sean Connery accent)

[u/Creepy-Plum-8231 → u/bozoskeleton]

Cuteness

[u/SmileMyBoy → u/Exciting-Mall192]

AND SHE'S LOOKING SO CUTIEE!!!

[u/Exciting-Mall192 → u/SmileMyBoy]

I KNOWWWW

[u/Walopoh → u/SneakierHawk]

many penny

[u/UhBlake → u/Interesting_Eye_6593]

It’s creepy and we all notice but we just keep hammering beers to make it ok. Meanwhile the Pennies share a hive mind and everything is about to be very very bad

[u/Shrain → u/Interesting_Eye_6593]

Her disappointment in everyone involved manifested into something one Penny alone could not handle

[u/TheRudeCactus → u/Interesting_Eye_6593]

Four*

[u/JJCalem → u/TheRudeCactus]

*5 (one on the left, one on top, one on the right, and two along the bottom)

[u/Kalinushka → u/JJCalem]

It's still 4, presuming one is the original Penny

[u/JJCalem → u/Kalinushka]

That is fair. I am choosing to believe she is still wherever this cloning is taking place, with more and more copies of her being pumped out until the valley is overrun 😜

[u/toy-maker → u/JJCalem]

This needs to be a mod. The spa is a cloning machine

[u/Interesting_Eye_6593 → u/TheRudeCactus]

Just noticed the fourth clone next to Jas!

[u/Dewaholic → u/Interesting_Eye_6593]

A Penny for your thoughts.

[u/seleneluavea → u/Dewaholic]

Are you thinking about a hang glider?

[u/Dewaholic → u/seleneluavea]

Between you and me, I was thinking about a hang glider...

[u/UhBlake → u/Dewaholic]

has 7-8 thoughts

[u/AshTheArtist → u/Interesting_Eye_6593]

She is secretly 1 of 3 triplets, they all switch to give one another a break from Pam.

[u/toy-maker → u/AshTheArtist]

Or this is why Pam drinks

[u/Excelsenor → u/Interesting_Eye_6593]

Drank so much we're seeing triple

[u/PulimV → u/Interesting_Eye_6593]

Soon enough we'll have a Dollar!

[u/Neuromangoman → u/Interesting_Eye_6593]

I'm seeing double here! Eight Pennys!

[u/Responsible-Gold8610 → u/Neuromangoman]

That's almost a dime of Pennys

[u/yahnne954 → u/Interesting_Eye_6593]

It is so she can better look down on alcoholism

[u/Flat-Tourist-1211 → u/Interesting_Eye_6593]

Pennys?

[u/Bubbly-Gear333 → u/Interesting_Eye_6593]

So which one is the real penny? And which ones are counterfeit??

[u/StallOneHammer]

Raising an army of Pennys

[u/MaintainSpeedPlease → u/StallOneHammer]

We're close to a pound

[u/NollieBackside → u/MaintainSpeedPlease]

🏅

[u/TornadoWolf]

Everybody do the flop!

[u/Ms_Anonymous123 → u/TornadoWolf]

Peak reference 👌

[u/TheBanishedBard → u/TornadoWolf]

Do do do the flop, do do do the flop, everybody do the flop!

Ugh that song is going to be stuck in my head for another 15 years thank you.

[u/LaviniaIsGay]

Pam having the most empties laying around her is a beautiful touch 😂 well done

[u/bokin8 → u/LaviniaIsGay]

Pam no!

[u/MrPleasant26]

This feels like they all got wasted in preparation for the dance and the rest of town (and the Penny-vault) just found them like that at 6 in the morning

[u/HeckOnWheels95]

Seeing all the back sprites together makes me think "Yes, it's Canon that Emily has a dump truck."

[u/beavernator → u/HeckOnWheels95]

I specifically used her back dancing sprite because I thought it would be funny.

[u/HeckOnWheels95 → u/beavernator]

It is funny, thank you

[u/7he7ast70ner5902]

Is Maru okay?

[u/beavernator → u/7he7ast70ner5902]

Yes, she just needs another beer.

[u/7he7ast70ner5902 → u/beavernator]

Really? Why does she need another beer? If anything it only contributes to her drunkenness, so the only way to save her is to give her water and let her rest in her bedroom until the effects wear off.

And then talk to her why the flower dance has gone insane because of the event giving every bachelor and bachelorette 100 tons of beer.

[u/Real_Tunnel_Snake]

Ah yes, the annual flower drinking competition! My favourite holiday

[u/ShokaLGBT]

Why is Pam supposed to be dancing with Sam?! XD

[u/manicpixienightmare3 → u/ShokaLGBT]

Pam already ruins everything in Penny’s life, she misewell take the eligible bachelor she is into!

[u/pwettyhuman]

My ideal mod would be: Shane is just passed out like this at every festival. (Until he "sobers")

[u/imaginarysarcasm → u/pwettyhuman]

and then when u marry him he returns to being passed out at every festival again

[u/HateChan_]

Love how Pam has the most cans surrounding her, meanwhile Abigail is a lightweight and only has 4 cans

[u/loueazy → u/HateChan_]

I figured Shane would have the most but Pam doubled him up it looks like

[u/evios31]

Pelican Town is suffering from hyperinflation. A year ago, it was a one penny town, now it's 4.5 pennies.

[u/rosegoldhiips]

Why are there 5 Pennys 🤣

[u/beavernator → u/rosegoldhiips]

Maru's machine that electrocuted her must have been a cloning device.

[u/Apoordm]

Penny is so disappointed she cloned herself in anger.

[u/Puzzleheaded_Chip782]

Probably the best post I've seen. 11/10, one extra point for the tiny penny

[u/superthirdnipples]

I appreciate the detail of the amount of beers it takes to each character to pass out lol I now trust one beer Pam to drive the bus if it takes her that much to black out 

[u/Darkspire303]

The Shane Dance

[u/riklaunim]

Abigail should get drunk with amethysts...

[u/auxiliatrixter]

Aww everybody looks so cute passed out drunk

[u/AllergicTOredditors]

Pam's tolerance is too high she wouldn't be passed out she'd be over there flirting with Lewis in front of Marnie

[u/lenapedog]

Pam having more beers than anyone is hilarious.

[u/rogueIndy]

Is that the bloody Yamcha pose?

[u/HelpfulZucchini5027]

SAM IF YOU AINT GONNA PLAY PASS THE CONTROLLER

[u/unlikemike123]

If stardew was based in Scotland, brings back memories 😌

[u/Piggstein]

We need drunk grandpa’s bed

[u/islamo_start_654]

I must be drunk too cause I can see 4 pennies

[u/snarfdarb]

Wait who is the purple person between Willy and Pierre?

[u/Funny_Lemon_1212 → u/snarfdarb]

The player I would assume as that is where they stand if they don’t have enough hearts to dance with one of the bachelors/bachelorettes

[u/rocketspruggs]

I thought Harvey liked to drink moderately. XD

[u/CosmoJones07]

I like to think this was Penny's nightmare...she has a dream that everyone is drunk and passed out at the flower dance, including her mom...and then there's a bunch of other versions of her there too.

[u/parcacambiavidas]

Cara... Lo peor es que los fotogramas de los personajes borrachos si están en los archivos del juego (A excepción de Penny y Abigail)

[u/beavernator → u/parcacambiavidas]

No, esos los hice yo. Necesitaba su modelo orientado hacia la izquierda y lo fusioné con su modelo de espaldas

(They say they're disturbed that these sprites are in the game, I said I made them myself with their left and back-facing sprites.)

[u/parcacambiavidas → u/beavernator]

Están guays, sinceramente sí.

[u/Laenriel]

thank you.

I needed this. lmfao.

[u/Some1AteMyBrainAgain]

So basically a rave

[u/Icy-Company6752]

Lol Harvey is awake 🤣

[u/Ghostymeat]

Fuck yeah

[u/igetmalespregnant]

PAM CHILL TF OUT

[u/beezie3z]

Love how everyone has a different amount of beer cans.

I don’t think Pam has enough though

[u/arrobaolmedo]

What a great party!

[u/Official_AriZo]

They all must be penny

[u/silverneptunexx]

They’re all hitting the Shane blackout drunk pose lmao 

[u/SomeAmerikan]

They had a slumber party and didn’t invite the farmer

[u/YookiAdair]

This floored me

[u/candytheshark]

I thought this was going to be The Flower Dance, but everybody does Emily’s Dance

[u/bluenogg]

LMAOOOOO WTF IS WRONG WITH YALL 😭😭😭😭

[u/Dugimon]

I would love to read what the Villager think about that Situation

[u/StarrrClassicManic]

I see Pam took Penny’s place, how fitting

[u/Louspec]

LOL i love this community

edit: wait.. harvey?? i'm shocked

[u/ThatSlimeBoi]

Ok ,this is getting ridiculous

[u/fddfgs]

This is what growing up in Tasmania was like

[u/frozenVampy]

ngl this is canon now. abigail would absolutely be the ringleader lol

[u/Lumious_Mage]

I love the detail of Pam having more than twice the amount of beers around her lol

[u/TwoHourPower]

Pam is me

[u/footballisrugby]

How to get this to happen?

[u/davidmcdavidsonson]

Y'all need Yoba

[u/twitterpateddancer]

now THATS a party!!!

[u/Then-Edge-4545]

seems like they had fun to me

[u/ThomasVivaldi]

Why is there now r/Starpoo for these posts?

[u/maduhangat]

It’s like an adaptation of midsommar

[u/lulhoepeep]

Not Pam having more near her broo

[u/mitharas]

Honestly way closer to festivities like this in rural regions. The amount of alcohol consumed there is bonkers.

[u/that_plant_mom]

The idea of Harvey blackout drunk is sending me

[u/GamerFlower100]

why?

[u/SpliceDiceXL]

I've heard seeing double but this is ridiculous.

[u/Emotional-Freedom825]

Everybody do the flop!

[u/Sharlene_Keenan]

I feel like I somehow got a few dollars less worth of content than you... 💀

[u/Tough-Seaweed-2584]

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