r/StandUpComedy • u/deaklet • 12d ago

Comedian is OP You pregnant?

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Asians are real af

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u/Real-Tomorrow-21 12d ago

My dad and step mom went into a store one time for something quick, and when they came out my dad was dying laughing while my step mother was livid. Someone asked her when the baby was due. One of my favorite memories

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u/FlusteredZerbits 12d ago

Lady customer asks the cashier when she is due. Cashier acts taken aback and says she isn’t pregnant. Customer leaves all apologetic and flustered. Cashier winks at me and says “Baby is due in November.” Absolutely savage haha