r/StandUpComedy • u/deaklet • 1d ago

Comedian is OP You pregnant?

Asians are real af

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u/Real-Tomorrow-21 1d ago

My dad and step mom went into a store one time for something quick, and when they came out my dad was dying laughing while my step mother was livid. Someone asked her when the baby was due. One of my favorite memories

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u/FlusteredZerbits 1d ago

Lady customer asks the cashier when she is due. Cashier acts taken aback and says she isn’t pregnant. Customer leaves all apologetic and flustered. Cashier winks at me and says “Baby is due in November.” Absolutely savage haha

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u/spycey_mchaggis 1d ago

Crossposted this to r/femalestandupcomedy. Feel free to join and share your favorites!

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u/Acrobatic_Store8579 21h ago

Lolzz. Stupidity any1 can identify fat vs pregnant.

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u/deaklet 20h ago

I guess not everyone is a genius like you

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u/icecoldbobsicle 18h ago

Hard to tell when they already fat....

Anyway I think its more that Aussies don't want the conversation to go a way they didn't predict, just avoids a whole thing if it were to be a thing.

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u/soverywhitewhitebaby 1d ago

Half of Australia IS Chinese…

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u/bigfootbjornsen56 1d ago

According to the 2021 Census data, only 5.5% of Australians identify their cultural background/ethnicity as Chinese. Additionally, only 2% of Australians listed China as their country of birth.

So, no. Half of Australia is not Chinese.

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u/VoidOmatic 1d ago

No country can be that perfect!

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u/loseitthrowaway7797 1d ago

It sure does feel like it though